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Mike Teacher
11-06-2004, 08:07 AM
From CNN:

Bus ads: Read a book, get oral sex

Friday, November 5, 2004 Posted

NEW YORK (Reuters) -- New York officials were red-faced on Friday after they discovered that clothing ads on city buses that appeared to promote reading suggested a love of books could be rewarded with oral sex.

The advertisements that ran on about 200 buses across the city in recent months carried posters displaying a suggestively posed woman in hot pants kneeling among a pile of books beside the snappy slogan "Read Books, Get Brain."

What unhip, unsuspecting local transportation officials did not know was that "get brain" is street slang for oral sex.

The ads -- from hip-hop clothing maker Akademiks, which intended the double-entendre -- was stripped off New York buses on Friday after transportation officials discovered the street slang meaning.


"It's easy enough to understand how that would get by based upon someone not knowing the expression."

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My friend works at this place, and said it was Inundated with CNN cameras and people; the MTA is freaking, and, he grabbed me a shirt.


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mdr55
11-06-2004, 08:29 AM
They had a pic of that ad in the NY Daily News and that girl was smoking hot.

Yerdaddy
11-06-2004, 09:05 AM
What unhip, unsuspecting local transportation officials did not know was that "get brain" is street slang for oral sex.

It is? Then I guess I DO love women for their brains after all.

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silera
11-06-2004, 09:32 AM
I didn't know that's what it meant.


I'm lame aren't I.

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Mike Teacher
11-06-2004, 10:04 AM
I guess its just an extension of get Head, Skull...

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Hottub
11-06-2004, 02:24 PM
Mike, shape up the beard, and I am all over oral!!!

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Freebird
11-08-2004, 01:16 PM
This is like that South Park dialogue between Chef and Mr Garrison.

How soon before 'brain' is old and now the cool kids call it 'fgytytyutyutyu' ?

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I'm about to turn it up a notch!

Iamnotatool
11-08-2004, 01:25 PM
It's kinda like pulling your balls out at an inapropriate time, lets say when walking down the aisle as the best man for your best friends wedding. We call that "Hanging brains"



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