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curtoid
11-06-2004, 01:06 PM
On an average day some 20,000 people in the United States log onto the Web site, www.cic.gc.ca -- a figure which rocketed to 115,016 on Wednesday.
Americans Flock to Canada's Immigration Web Site (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=1&u=/nm/20041105/od_nm/canada_usa_dc)
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Buck up campers!
It's not like you'd be able to escape Bush Foreign policies up north, eh!
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reeshy
11-06-2004, 01:55 PM
Do you need any money for emigrating, Curtoid?????
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11-06-2004, 01:57 PM
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LiquidCourage
11-06-2004, 02:12 PM
I believe you have to have something like $200,000 in assets to immigrate to Canada. I guess they don't want scrubs.
spoon
11-06-2004, 02:19 PM
No problem! I have twenty US dollars in my pocket.
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TheMojoPin
11-06-2004, 02:54 PM
Plus, you need to wait a year before they'll let you in, which is, like, 16.4 years Canadian.
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DarkHippie
11-06-2004, 03:10 PM
i'll think I'll stay here and keep fighting the good fight.
Which means pissing most of you off
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fluffernutter
11-06-2004, 03:33 PM
I treid to move up there and get citizenship 5 years ago. After reading through all of the red tape and everything that you need to get in (primarily a job) it would take some time. I just heard something like 4 years on CNN.
Besides, if I lived there, I wouldn't apreciate Canada as much as I do now because it wouldn't be as much of a special occasion to get my Tim Horton's and Lester's and I would be going to Chez Cora DAILY!
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Se7en
11-06-2004, 03:39 PM
Do you need any money for emigrating, Curtoid?????
I'm willing to start a fundraiser to raise the money.
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Yerdaddy
11-06-2004, 04:24 PM
Stick around Curtoid. Next election the votes will be weighted by the scores of a Current Events quiz. We're talking landslide baby!
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JohnnyCash
11-06-2004, 04:46 PM
Canada- Home of Stompin' Tom Connors. This man rules.
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curtoid
11-06-2004, 04:50 PM
What?! I ain't going anywhere anyway for at least another 15 months - when Ron & Fez are on Taint Radio.
i'll think I'll stay here and keep fighting the good fight.
Amen.
Besides - too cold in Canada. Too many Canadians too.
If I ever leave the states for good - Cancun.
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PaulyLooseBowel
11-07-2004, 01:20 PM
I lived in Canada from 1994-1996 in the city of Halifax, Nova Scotia. It's a really nice city. Very clean. I was only 8 when we moved away.
canofsoup15
11-07-2004, 02:18 PM
Whats the point of relocating your entire life just because of a president. By the time your packed and ready to leave at least 1 year will have passed, is it really worth that much trouble to stick around for another three?
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reeshy
11-07-2004, 03:34 PM
Canada is the greatest...they have good bacon!!!!!
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BoondockSaint
11-07-2004, 03:40 PM
Canada- Home of Stompin' Tom Connors. This man rules.
Oh man. I didn't think anyone else knew who he was. And yes, he does rule.
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reeshy
11-07-2004, 04:36 PM
Canada- Home of Stompin' Tom Connors. This man rules.
Oh man. I didn't think anyone else knew who he was. And yes, he does rule.
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My back still aches when I hear that word!!!!!!!
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TheMojoPin
11-07-2004, 07:18 PM
Whats the point of relocating your entire life just because of a president. By the time your packed and ready to leave at least 1 year will have passed, is it really worth that much trouble to stick around for another three?
Especially when the guy you're fleeing has made it woefully clear he doesn't care WHERE someone is in the world so long as he wants to KICK HIS ASS!
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11-07-2004, 07:42 PM
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reeshy
11-07-2004, 07:44 PM
Bobby...that pretty much sucks!!!!!! And not funny!!!!!
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curtoid
11-08-2004, 11:32 AM
New Zeeeee-land, Bitches! (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/nzealand_us_vote&cid=1530&e=8)
Do they still have Hobbits, or have they taken care of that problem?!
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JPMNICK
11-08-2004, 11:49 AM
hey Pantera, what are we doing about Hawaii? Flipping a coin to see who gets it?
when I was 19 I thought about moving to Canada. I went to toronto and Montreal and loved them both. I was going to try and get a job up there. that lasted for about 3 days until i realized that I love American and especially NJ. Its def. nice to visit, but i could never leave all my family and friends to go up there.
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LiquidCourage
11-09-2004, 12:21 PM
I can't blame people for wanting to hitch to Canada.
East Side Dave
11-09-2004, 12:24 PM
Neither can I. Especially if they live in Bayonne, New Jersey.
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Katylina
11-09-2004, 03:00 PM
Especially if they live in Bayonne, New Jersey.
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11-09-2004, 03:59 PM
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