Michael Phelps, BUSTED!!

[Hottub]

19 year old Olympic champion Michael Phelps busted on DWI! (http://dailynews.att.net/cgi-bin/news?e=pub&dt=041108&cat=sports&st=sportsd867vb680&src=ap)

Ain't that a Bitch! Now he's gonna have to walk his ass to the pool for the next 2 years!

[Iamnotatool]

There goes that Wheatie's box. Maybe he can get on some Weed-ies.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[ChickenHawk]

With a mouth like that, I'd drive drunk too. Bastard looks like Bill Walton on steroids!

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!!
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