The Old Spade Shovel

[JustJon]

Dear Horde King,

I have a problem. After taking a lovely lady to wonderful evening of dinner, dancing and the spade shovel treatment, I hate cleaning up. I was using the basement, but I don't think I can hide anymore down there. I tried the woods, but I think they're starting to be onto that. So where should I hide the bodies?

Sincerely,
Perplexed in Pergatory

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[HordeKing1]

What seprarates a professional from a mere hobbyist is the little things. For example, you mention a spade shovel but no reference is made to a bag of lime! You must perfect your technique! Doing so, will make the nasty disposal problem much easier not to mention improving the odor of your basement.

[LtBoogaloo]

Personally I reccomend any dumpsters on school properties. There's nothing better than the sheer look of horror when a 3rd-grader discovers a mutilated coed.

[topless_mike]

After taking a lovely lady to wonderful evening

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