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FUNKMAN
11-09-2004, 06:37 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TRAVEL/11/09/bt.xray.reut/index.html

How would you feel about being viewed?

I wouldn't mind, it would make me feel safer. Except on really cold days!

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/TRAVEL/11/09/bt.xray.reut/story.xray.jpg

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WindowSill
11-09-2004, 06:40 PM
How long before one can get this on the street? I want me one of these...


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MrPink
11-09-2004, 09:15 PM
i got no problem with this, but i dont care bout safety. i just like the idea of someone lookin thru my clotheses. very kinky

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BooBooKittyFuck
11-10-2004, 03:52 AM
I am okay with it, I would rather just not wear clothes. What I don't like is when you go to the airport and look like a regular Joe and you get randomly stopped my people who look and sound like they just got shipped to this country to work in the airport. If I can't understand them they shouldn't be working for homeland security.

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Katylina
11-10-2004, 04:13 AM
Or you can go to the airport with DJEvelEd, get stopped by security, and show the entire world the twinkie that you keep in your pants. He doesn't like to wear underwear, so when they had him unbuckle his shorts, they fell to the floor and everything was shown in all of it's glory.

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JustJon
11-10-2004, 08:31 AM
[Bender x-rays Frye]

Frye: OW! My sperm! Do it again.

[Bender X-Rays Frye again]

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DJEvelEd
11-10-2004, 11:02 AM
Or you can go to the airport with DJEvelEd, get stopped by security, and show the entire world the twinkie that you keep in your pants. He doesn't like to wear underwear, so when they had him unbuckle his shorts, they fell to the floor and everything was shown in all of it's glory.


That was great! After my shorts hit the floor I just stood there with dangling junk. The security guard actually bent down to pick my shorts up because I wasn't bending over to do it. I was having such a great time with my shorts on the floor in front of families, kids, and frequent fliers. I thought Kristi was gonna bust her TaintSeam laughing with/at me.

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keithy_19
11-10-2004, 11:56 AM
Why not just help them out Ed? Just drop em' for them.

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Katylina
11-10-2004, 12:13 PM
He did a little wiggle to ensure that they would hit the floor.

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keithy_19
11-10-2004, 12:20 PM
Hot.

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furie
11-10-2004, 12:33 PM
the TSA's already looking into bringing those here, but that's years away.


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Snoogans
11-10-2004, 12:46 PM
this is the worst. the best way to get weed on a plane is to put it near your region, no way to get away with that now.

plus, if they have female security guards, how long is it before guys start taking cialis and walkin up packin in hopes that someone will see it and talk to him.

and how long before some chick sues because she felt the guy kept her there too long cause he was looking at her innapropriately, which you know he was

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BooBooKittyFuck
11-10-2004, 04:25 PM
ed you are my hero flying your flag for homeland security

POWER TO THE PENIS!!

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FUNKMAN
11-10-2004, 04:39 PM
next thing you know some guy is gonna be going through with his girlfriend and have a "Please Marry Me" painted on his ass



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badorties
11-10-2004, 06:21 PM
How long before one can get this on the street? I want me one of these...



i believe sony made any video camera with a built-in filter or feature that was supposed tobe night vision or something ... but it turned out to be really good for seeing though ligt/white clothing ...

once they started receiving complaints/lawsuits, they recalled the camera ...

also, if you check some of those wierd japanese gadget sites, they offer similiar products ...


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FUNKMAN
11-10-2004, 07:22 PM
i have to bring a mini-version of one of these machines to the next Poker night... i'll need it to scope out anyone holding the ace of spades

not mentioning any names

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