People who "linger"

[sr71blackbird]

I hate it when Im trying to get in an out of a coffee shop to buy my coffee and where they have the self serv milk/cream etc and there is always some schmuck taking far too long and hogging up the counter in such a way as to prevent you from getting what you need quickly.
I also hate it when Im in a stall in the mens room at work and some jack ass is standing outside my stall taking several minutes washing up and doing god-only-knows what at the sink!

Just get in, get your shit and get the FUCK OUT, damn it!!

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[grlNIN]

Yes, people who make sure their hands are thoroughly washed are crazeeeeEEeEeEEEEe!!!!!

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[sr71blackbird]

What I mean is, they take WAAAAY to long doing it. Its inconsiderate of those behind them and is a demonstration of how they are just thinking of themselves. Its a selfishness. I never "crowd" anyone.
So, are you saying your a lingerer??

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[MHasegawa]

Linger longer!!

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[grlNIN]

I would say i like to make sure my hands are pretty clean, yes.

I don't like it when there's a line and im expected to lather and rinse in like 30 seconds. If im not in a rush i like to go at my own pace.

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[mothershucker]

Linger longer!!


Waddle doodle!

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[badorties]

i totally detest and abhore anyone using an ATM/debit card to pay for a purchase less than twenty bucks ...

it takes fuckin' forever to buy a pack of gum or a soda because every lazy twit on line can't carry cash with them any more ...

or they're to distracted on their fuckin' cellphone to realize they have to put in their pin ...


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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

I hate people who wash their face and drink water out of the public bathroom facet.

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[reeshy]

How about people that wash their genitals at the water fountain?????

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[ChickenHawk]

Linger longer!!
I miss that guy...

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[mikeyboy]

The guy who spends too much time washing his hands kicks so much ass compared to the guy who drops a deuce in a public restroom and doesn't wash his hands at all.

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[JPMNICK]

i like the guy who drops a duece and then does not flush. Classy.

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[reeshy]

I like the guy who takes a dump and doesn't use the bathroom!!!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

I hate the guy who takes a dump and insists on using paper towels to wipe his ass.

And paying with a card is ALWAYS much faster than cash. No fumbling with cash or change. LIVE IN THE NOW, PRIMITIVES.

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[42nd-delay]

I hate when people choose somewhere really inconvienent to stand
and talk, such as in a doorway, in front of something people need to
access, or anywhere else where people are trying to move through.
This is a real problem in the subway - people standing in the train
doors, at the top of the stairs, in the turnstile, etc. MOVE!

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[mothershucker]

such as in a doorway

I blasted a shop steward at work last week. He was standing behind a door in a vestabule (spelling?) and I saw his fat ass, but pretended not to because I wanted to wack him with the door. He was just sitting there chit chating in front of a door that over 1000 use.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[A.J.]

And paying with a card is ALWAYS much faster than cash. No fumbling with cash or change. LIVE IN THE NOW, PRIMITIVES.

Wrong.

Servers crash.

Or, you get the older person who can't quite master the concept of how to sign electronically and therefore needs the 5 minute tutorial at everyone else's expense.

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[BooBooKittyFuck]

i hate the people that go to the checkout with something that doesn't have a tag they need to start bringing a second one with them.

and then the people that blame the cashier for being to slow. it's not their fault that the customer is a jackass

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[KC2OSO]

The Lotto people who are always in line in front of you...

"I'll take 651 box and straight, 321 box and straight, blah, blah, then give me um, ah, um five double doublers, two wingo, then I'd like 5 big games. Here are the numbers."

Take a class in statistics. You'll figure out that your chances of winning the big game are about 80 million to one. You are wasting your money and my time.


Just get in, get your shit and get the FUCK OUT, damn it!!
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[Freakshow]

people who linger?

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[CaptClown]

Welcome to my world. Ever have to wait in 7-11 because the one clerk in the store is getting lottery tickets for the person that couldn't pass algebra but knows every possible number combination and the odds of them coming out and is trying to pay for them all out of their sub-minimum wage paycheck?

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[TheMojoPin]

And paying with a card is ALWAYS much faster than cash. No fumbling with cash or change. LIVE IN THE NOW, PRIMITIVES.

Wrong.

Servers crash.

Or, you get the older person who can't quite master the concept of how to sign electronically and therefore needs the 5 minute tutorial at everyone else's expense.

There should be a back up system.

Even if the main server goes down, the computers just store the transactions in an offline mode until it kicks back on, and then runs everything through. It all happens without anything being slowed down. The only thing that would slow down credit card transactions at my store would be a complete power failure, but that would fuck up the cash transactions, since the drawers can't be opened then either.

Look, just as a general observation from the business side of things, cards are a zillion times easier and preferrable to people paying with cash. Cash and checks ALWAYS slow things up.

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[Furtherman]

It's not so much the people who "linger" that you should be worried about.

It's the people who "lurk".

Lurkers. They're out there. Lurking.

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[Melrapuo]

People who find a reason to talk to you while you are in a public bathroom. I'm trying to piss, not have a conversation.

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[Mike Teacher]

People who find a reason to talk to you while you are in a public bathroom.


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