The Longest Yard remake

[MHasegawa]

Apparently this is in production for release in 2005, weird ass cast...
-Adam Sandler
-Chris Rock
-Burt Reynolds (playing Coach Scarboro)
-Michael Irvin
-Nelly
-Bill Goldberg
-Bill Romanowski (wonder if he went back on the juice for this)
-Kevin Nash
-Steve Austin
-Brain Bosworth (hahaha!)
-Giant Singh
-Dan Patrick
-Tracy Morgan

Do we really need all these stupid movie remakes? What's next Bo Jackson in Brian's Song?

Who is Karim Garcia?? I no respect heem.
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[torker]

this was the wrong movie to fuck with

long live caretaker

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[Furtherman]

Brain Bosworth


What, did he get smarter?



I guess his real estate job is kinda slow these days and he has the time to do this. (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/82/Topic/40947/page/Hello__I_m_the_Boz__and_just_look_at_this_kitchen_ .htm)

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[Evilpete]

there was a UK version made by Guy Richie called "Mean Machine", it's the same, but with soccer instead of American football. I's a good flick, and you should check it out

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[A.J.]

Michael Irvin

Why not make it more realistic and add other football players who had trouble with the law: Rae Carruth, Dexter Manley, Jamal Lewis are a few that come to mind.

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Red Sox Nation

[BooBooKittyFuck]

O.J. Simpson would be perfect for the part

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[A.J.]

How could I forget O.J.?!?!?

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Red Sox Nation

[Mike Teacher]

long live caretaker


hell yeah.

the first time I saw the scene where caretaker gets it; it scared the absolute piss out of me.

So did Bernadette Peters hair.

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[mothershucker]

Why do they fuck with the clasics?

Did Hollywood not learn it's lesson with Caddyshack II?

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[Se7en]

Giant Singh is in this?!?!?!?!?!

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[badorties]

in un-necessary movie sequel news, disney announced that they plan to make a pixar-less 'toy story 3' ...



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[Mike Teacher]

Titanic 2: A River of Ice Runs through It

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[torker]

<p>I wanted to hate this movie, but it was&nbsp;okay.&nbsp;&nbsp;Chris Rock was pretty bad.&nbsp; Of all the wrestlers it's Nash that gets the laughs.&nbsp; The crowd seemed to love it. I may have been the only person there that saw the original.&nbsp; The girl sitting in front of&nbsp;me hipped her friend to the fact that&nbsp;the old guy&nbsp;was the star of the original.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="120" src="http://www.cinefilevideo.com/images/content/longest_yard.jpg" width="160" border="0" /></p>&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnettorker1313.jpg" border="0" /> He had performed his mistakes in the dark, so he was still a man.

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[Heavy]

<p><font size="1">How could I forget O.J.?!?!? </font></p><p>Because he's innocent.&nbsp; </p><p>Was Bob Sapp in this much?&nbsp; Hes the real big black guy.</p>

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[MHasegawa]

Yeah, he was the typical monster/moron, he knocked out Austin in the movie.<br />


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[badorties]

<p>worst god awful experience of my life</p><p>very loud, flashy crude and lame</p>

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