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Reephdweller
11-16-2004, 04:37 PM
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A 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich a Florida woman says bears the image of the Virgin Mary was back on eBay after the Internet auction house initially canceled bids that went up to 22,000 dollars(EBAY-OFF)
full story... (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=8&u=/ap/20041116/ap_on_fe_st/cheese_sandwich_ebay)
The sandwhich sounds sick, but now I want a grilled cheese sandwhich.
This message was edited by Reefdweller on 11-16-04 @ 8:38 PM
torker
11-16-2004, 04:45 PM
mother mary of melted cheese
c'mon just a bite
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FUNKMAN
11-16-2004, 04:46 PM
i guess jesus must be the pickle
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sr71blackbird
11-16-2004, 04:48 PM
Kinda reminds me of the famous "nun bun", that looks stunnigly like Mother Theresa...
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Snoogans
11-16-2004, 05:56 PM
the bitch on the sandwich looks more like marilyn monroe then virgin mary
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FUNKMAN
11-16-2004, 05:58 PM
the bitch on the sandwich looks more like marilyn monroe then virgin mary
no, that would be the tuna sandwich
;p
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BooBooKittyFuck
11-17-2004, 03:28 AM
maybe they sould start serving grilled cheese and buns at church rather than those stale jes-its.
as the famous philosopher leary says... she has a bigger budget than a muffin
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Mike Teacher
11-17-2004, 04:27 AM
jes-its.
now Thats fucking conedy Gold.
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Freakshow
11-17-2004, 06:01 AM
mmmm. Sacrilicious.
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East Side Dave
11-17-2004, 06:53 AM
maybe they sould start serving grilled cheese and buns at church rather than those stale jes-its.
I heard that you don't have to throw stale jes-its away....after 40 days, they simply fly into heaven!!
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Furtherman
11-17-2004, 08:06 AM
I'd eat it.
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walking joint
11-17-2004, 09:09 AM
if your not lucky enough to win the sandwich, don't worry get yourself the T-Shirt:
Grilled Cheese T Shirt (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=15687&item=3941822256&rd=1)
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BooBooKittyFuck
11-17-2004, 03:56 PM
*bows* i wish i could take the credit for that one but that was dane cook's joke... he also called them crouton of christ and christ chex.
i did ask my husband when we were in church what do i do with this jesus token? but that was before i saw dane cook. and then i gagged when i ate it. he was like, your body is reacting badly to the body of christ lol
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Reephdweller
11-24-2004, 10:50 AM
Cheese Sandwich Bought for $28,000 (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20041123/od_nm/sandwich_dc)
GoldenPalace.com's bid of $28,000 was the highest offer for the sandwich when bidding closed late on Monday, the Internet casino's Web site said.
The seller, Fort Lauderdale, Florida resident Diana Duyser, says she made the cheese sandwich 10 years ago and after taking a bite, saw "the Virgin Mary staring back at me."
In her eBay ad, Duyser said the sandwich has been kept in a plastic case for a decade and has developed no mold or bacteria. "It is like a miracle," she said.
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FUNKMAN
11-24-2004, 11:08 AM
maybe i'm looking at this all wrong but whoever paid for this sandwich is 'dumb'
who the hell can confirm what Mary looked like anyway. there are no photographs and i believe any painting or statues of her are just what someone thought she may look like
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Iamnotatool
11-24-2004, 11:17 AM
In my eyes, she looks like Jenna Jameson.
I beat off to the virgin Mary at least once a week.
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