Wonderboy's Bio at his New Station

[mikeyboy]

Wonderboy's station in Nags Head, NC just revamped their website and just put up a bio for Wonderboy. It's here. (http://www.wobr.com/staff.htm) He went the jokey route.


Name Ray Wagner

Position
Mid Days (10a - 3p)

Age
Perfection

Born
to lose

Siblings
some people my folx love more than they love me.

Hobbies
Eating Oreo Double Stuffs, Playing Hockey, Recording Music.

Favorite Authors
Charles Bukowski

Favorite Movies
the Star Wars Saga

Favorite Quote
"my parents are out of town this weekend"

First Concert
Lollapalooza

Pet Peeves
the word "peeves"

Personal Triumphs
Much like you, getting through this silly form has been quite an accomplishment

Career History
I have been fired from radio stations all along the eastern seaboard, and I am excited that the next one to drop me will be right here in Nags Head. I got into radio a few years ago when I failed to qualify for a top-secret mission. I'd say what the mission was, but I'm sure you don't have the clearance



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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 11-17-04 @ 6:43 PM

[PanterA]

He went the jokey route.He did??

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[Tenbatsuzen]

I really, really, hate wack-zaneriffic radio websites.

They are RARELY funny.

Be yourself, and if you can't be funny being yourself, you are doomed.



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[Reephdweller]

Age
Perfection

Born
to lose

Pet Peeves
the word "peeves"


UGHHH!!!! I'm so glad he's gone.

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[curtoid]

Ahhhhhh...Sugar Ray Wagner.

I wonder if he's going to stop by during the holidays and remodel R&F's office again.



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[SatCam]

Favorite Quote
"my parents are out of town this weekend"

"...wanna make crank phone calls?"

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[Tenbatsuzen]

No offense, but that entire website, in this day and age, is HORRIFIC.

WHO THE FUCK IN THE RIGHT MIND HAS A MIDI/MP3 song embedded into their site? What is this, 1998?



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[lippy]

No offense, but that entire website, in this day and age, is HORRIFIC.




UGHHH!!!! I'm so glad he's gone.


relax, people. christ.

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[JPMNICK]

think mojo will lock this in favor of the other wonderboy thread?

BTW, that BIO was very sad.


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[Freakshow]

he actually locked the other one in favor of this one...

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[curtoid]

Man, I wish we could get some airchecks of the WB.

he actually locked the other one in favor of this one...

Ahhhhh...I missed Mojo.

Can't wait to see him for Thanksgiving at JFK.

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[ChickenHawk]

That's the worst lookin website I ever saw...

Looks like it was designed in 1996.

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[curtoid]

That's the worst lookin website I ever saw...

I still see worse.

My yardstick for bad websites is Homer's from "The Simpsons."

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[kevcala]

My yardstick for bad websites is Homer's from "The Simpsons."
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This message was edited by kevcala on 11-19-04 @ 5:14 PM

[mikeyboy]

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[mikeyboy]

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[PapaBear]

Good incentive to lose the &quot;punk look&quot;.

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[JPMNICK]

I will lay down a 100 that he did not even get his fingers wet

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[TeaBag420]

And your guyses's radio station websites are where, again?&nbsp; Oh, that's right, you're not on the radio.<br />


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[mikeyboy]

guyses's?

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[blakjeezis]

Did you just say &quot;guyses's&quot;?<br />


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[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>edit.</p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 5-11-05 @ 11:20 PM</font>

[UnknownPD]

Wasn't funny in DC not funny in Nag's Head. Eventually he'll be doing the day shift in barrow alaska

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Love the Wonderboy.</p><p>DOn't have you scum.</p>

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[IrishAlkey]

DON'T HAVE YOU SCUM!

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[mikeyboy]

<p><font size="1">I will lay down a 100 that he did not even get his fingers wet </font>&nbsp; </p><p>For as much as the sad-sack, post-Tenacious C image continues to follow him, Wonder Ray actually didn't do too poorly with the ladies during his tenure at WJFK.&nbsp; He had at least 3 girlfriends during that time.&nbsp; The first was a girl who got angry that he talked about her on the air, the second was Alisa, the bondage girl who exited following the &quot;Take Her Hair!&quot; match (<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2126" target="_self">1</a>, <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2125" target="_self">2</a>, <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2124" target="_self">3</a>, <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2123" target="_self">4</a>, <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2122" target="_self">5</a>), and the third was Skellington, who found herself jilted in favor of an assistant PD job in Nag's Head.</p>

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[Tenbatsuzen]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I will lay down a 100 that he did not even get his fingers wet&nbsp; <p><br />I've seen fat sweaty interns who don't get paid pull down a three-star.&nbsp; He's a friggin' on-air personality.&nbsp; Trust me, he's getting action.</p>

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[lippy]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Love the Wonderboy.</p><p>DOn't have you scum.</p><img src="http://unhallowed.com/sigs/NewToolsSuckAss.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> Moe, if you knew the irony of that post, you would explode.<br />