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grandzu
11-19-2004, 02:23 PM
Nothing else to say.
http://www.k-y.com/promotions/approve_decline.jsp
zathrus
11-19-2004, 02:59 PM
and you found this?!?!?!
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mothershucker
11-19-2004, 03:12 PM
I am still waiting for my Guiness Jizz towel.
Oh, and this stuff is alright. I still prefer astroglide, for sex, but if I am stuck cranking one out, this stuff gets warm and kind of gives you that nice warm feeling.
I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker
MrPink
11-19-2004, 04:23 PM
the warming liquid dont have the same feel as the regular stuff. plus i like the cold feeling
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Thanks to Curtoid!
Fallon
11-19-2004, 07:40 PM
Six to eight weeks before my friends get it. Oooh I hope thier girlfriends get the mail that day.
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reeshy
11-19-2004, 11:40 PM
You sick Motherfuckers...use spit like a real man does!!!!!! like me,,,,Dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!
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torker
11-20-2004, 05:52 AM
fuck it dry
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DJEvelEd
11-20-2004, 06:23 AM
Its always good to stuff a few extra things up your ass.
No REALLY!
It's not gay to use your ass for storage! It's more of a "Culero". Since they tightened security at all the airports, I have to stuff all my marijuana up my ass. My Florida vacations have been cut short due to lack of marijuana because I can only fit a 1/4 ounce up there even using Va***ine.
NOW Thanks to K-Yr Brand Warming Liquid (a unique personal lubricant that creates a gentle warming sensation on contact) I discovered a whole new world of intimacy.
K-Yr Brand Warming Liquid is water soluble and compatible with latex condoms!
Now I can shove a whole ounce of kindbud AND a bong up my ass and my friends and I are all stoned and happy.
Friends: "Wow this weed is good but I've never seen brown sinsemelia before"
EvelEd: "Puff puff GIVE Motherfucker!"
*cough* *cough*
EvelEd & Friends: "THANKS K-Y!!!!"
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PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS
SPONSORED BY: "THE F’CESTOF C’SAR" BY ’SOP c464 B.C.
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BIG WET GAPING ’NUS FILLED WITH DIARRH’?
This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 11-20-04 @ 10:46 AM
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