Teens arrested for throwing frozen Turkey

[WRESTLINGFAN]

What the fuck is wrong with these stupid kids? A woman lies in a coma due to their stupidity. Just awful


Kids throw frozen bird (http://nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34484.htm)

FIRE SATHER!!!!!!!

[badorties]

all five should seriously and permanently maimed as a ever-present, ever-constant reminder of their sheer stupidity ...

fucking assholes



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[MrPink]

back in the 80's there was a rock band that same thing happen at a concert

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[JohnnyCash]

Thats an awful story. I hope those kids get the max penalty. Why are people so fucking stupid?

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[DJEvelEd]

The Title: Tossing Turkey = Tossing Salad
Time: The Near Future
Place: Prison
The Situation: Ryan Cushing, Jack Crutone & Steven Manzolina are entering the State Prison for their (alleged) turkey tossing


Horney Inmates: "FRESH FISH! FRESH FISH! FRESH FISH!"

Bubba: "Come on Ryan, you is sleeping with me honey"

*Big Bubba snatches up young Ryan*

Flozell: "I gots turkey drumsticks for YOU two boys"

*FLOOP* *FLOOP*

*Turkey drumsticks are shoved up Steve & Jack's asses*

Steven Manzolina: "Hey, mine is too cold!!!"

Jack Crutone: "Mine is too hot!!!"

Ryan Cushing: "Mine is just right!!!

Jack Crutone: "Uh Ryan..... you have a large black MAN up your ass"

Ryan Cushing: "Yeah I KNOW!!!! All those pine cones at football camp helped loosen up my sphincter."

Steven Manzolina: "So how long do we have to stand here with turkey drumsticks up our asses?"

Flozell: "Chow time is noon boy, and guess what's fo dinna!!!"

Bubba: "Gobble Gobble"

Ryan Cushing: "I wonder how Amanda is doing?"

*Meanwhile, in the women's prison, Amanda is ass to ass with a female inmate grinding each other with a turkey drumstick in their vaginas*

Amanda McDonald: "Ohhhh baby, Ohh MAMA!!"

Laquisha: "Put a drumstick in the buttholes too"

*Squawanda adds another drumstick to the butts so all holes are filled and grinding*

Amanda McDonald: "I'll be Taintless soon but I LOVE THAT TURKEY!!!"

Squawanda: "GO WHITE GIRL, GO WHITE GIRL
ITS YO TURKEY DAY ITS YO TURKEY DAY!!!
GO WHITE GIRL GO WHITE GIRL!!!"

*squish*




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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 11-20-04 @ 8:40 AM

[Katylina]

Whatever happened to good old fashioned egging?

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[SilentSpic]

Whatever happened to good old fashioned egging?

Been there, done that!

Cushing was busted over the summer for pelting a neighbor's house with eggs. "He threw eggs at a house and did damage to the house," said Dennis Caine, Suffolk County's deputy chief of detectives.
<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/254609p-218021c.html">Full Story</a>



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[mdr55]

I know this is going to sound cruel........

But do you think if the stupid kids threw a Turducken, do you think the lady would have died since it's 3 times the meat???

gah....gah...gah... :eg:






If these kids go to jail, do you think they can be reformed? Or should they just lock them up?

[ag]

fucking stupid kids. Word travels fast. I herd about this from someone's freind down here who used to live in that area

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[DJEvelEd]

Let's see.....eating a turkey leg out of your girl's vagina.....THAT"S FUCKING HOTT!!! What a great idea for a porno or even.............a radio bit!

Ron Bennington: "OK Folks, tonite in the studio we are having our Annual Terducken Party."

Fez W: "That's right Ronnie, and we have a special guest who is here to eat a Terducken leg out of a real live vagina......Evel Ed and his little Spanish hooker friend"

Evel Ed: "Hi Ron & Fez, I had to bring the hooker because my girlfriend was on the rag"

Fez W: "She looks a little scary there Ed, is she gonna be OK?"

Ron Bennington: "Don't let her hurl in the studio! You're responsible for ANY scabs that fall on the floor too!"

Evel Ed: "No problem guys. OK open up and put the Terducken leg in place...

open up....

OPEN UP!!! ABRA SU CHO CHA!!!"

Spanish Hooker: "Oh Si senor."

*squish* *Queef*

Spanish Hooker: "Oh, Lo miento"

Ron Bennington: "First time with a Terducken leg huh hunny?"

Fez W: "OK Ed, get in there and eat your Terducken leg!"

Evel Ed: "Ummmm munch munch u ULP!!!"

Fez W: "RONNIE HE'S CHOKIN! GIVE HIM THE HEIMLICH!!!

Ron Bennington: "He's not choking on food, I don't think she showered after work Fez. Ed is just tasting a busy night worth of Mexican joy"

*Evel Ed is gagging, coughing, and spitting*

Evel Ed: "Cooch is dirty....COOCH IS DIRTY!!"

Fez W: "Well I'VE been saying THAT for YEARS Ronnie"

Ron Bennington: "Touche Fez touche"

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 11-20-04 @ 1:15 PM

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"Oh, the horror, the horror. They are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!"
this is Les Nessman reporting



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[grandzu]

To add stupidity to lunacy, the frozen turkey was bought with a stolen credit card.