Jesus

[The Blowhard]

Did the Jews really kill Jesus?

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[HordeKing1]

I checked with several medical doctors, coroners and ethicists who uniformally agree that in their expert opinion, Jesus died upon the irreversible cessation of his heart and brain functions. Hope that clears it up!

[skullcrush]

if he really is a "jew" howcome my parents make a ham on easter.i mean, whats up with that?

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"where the hell are my ribs,dammit!"
-the heckler

[Supervixen]

Jesus Christs body died but who He was wasnt really a body or person, He was sent by God as an extension of God and He went back to God more alive than ever to come back down at the end of time to save those who allow Him to.

JUST THOUGHT ID CLEAR IT UP


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[skullcrush]

bottom line is will i be getting pork in heaven or not?

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"where the hell are my ribs,dammit!"
-the heckler

[The Blowhard]

Ribs for everyone Skull! I have concluded that Santa Claus killed Jesus, not the Jews.
Shalom!

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[HordeKing1]

Without getting too heavily into matters of theology, philosophy or metaphysics as to whether a God or Gods exists, there are serious questions as to whether the historical figure named Jesus existed. Many historians believe that Jesus was a construct used by the Monks who invented Christianity many decades after he died. (You know, the same Monks who divided the modern calander into BC and AD - but were off by 4 years - That's right kiddies, it's 2005.). Before anyone freaks out, remember that religion is a theory, as evolution is a theory, as the big bang is a theory. They will forever remain theories as they are unduplicatable and thus unprovable. Coherent arguements can be made for both sides, and many people accept one or the other or both or neither as "fact" but there is no way to tell with certainty.


This message was edited by HordeKing1 on 4-11-01 @ 7:13 PM

[HordeKing1]

You think that's strange? I'm Jewish by birth and my youngest daughter is a "ham!" What's up with that?

[HordeKing1]

This reminds me of an old joke. Q. What has Beethoven been doing since his death? A. Decomposing! Strangely no mention is made of pork. To be on the safe side I'd start gorging now.

[The Blowhard]

Did you hear about the Jewish Indian?
How?....much?
Sorry about that one!:)

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[skullcrush]

ok i see that jokes are poping up here.even though i posted a perfectly good thread at "anything else" for jokes...


"where the hell are my ribs,dammit!"
-the heckler

[LtBoogaloo]

I believe that technically, Jesus died via crucifixion, meaning his own body wieght killed him. The Jews, perennial scapegoats for all things just took the blame for it.

Personally I think Jesus did the job and laid down for the big 3-count.

[BabyNicole]

LoL HordeKing...your children are adorable and they're lucky to have such a great father!!

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