Forget lump of coal - bad kids get the SPEAR~!

[Tenbatsuzen]

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Yes. It's Goldberg. As Santa.



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[Heather 8]

If any image ever screamed "Mystery Science Theater fodder," it was that one.

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Thanks WWFallon!

You can be disappointed, but you cannot walk away. This fight has just begun.

[Tenbatsuzen]

It gets better.


It turns out that Santa Claus (WWE Wrestling star Goldberg) is not really the cuddly, harmless old fellow that we all know and love. In fact, he's a devil, and the only thing that has been keeping his bad side in check all this time is a bet he lost with an angel.

Now, the bet has expired, and 1000 years of good cheer will be replaced by Christmas fear. This Christmas will be a violent night of chaos, with Santa bashing his way through town. Local boy Nicholas (Douglas Smith), his girlfriend Mac (Emilie de Ravin), and his crazy Grandfather (Robert Culp) are the only ones who know the truth about Santa, and can save their town and the world.

SANTA'S SLAY is a fast paced horror/ comedy which casts everybody's favorite Holiday figure, Santa Claus, in a very different - and sinister - light.



So it's basically "Little Nicky" crossed with "Bad Santa" and "Silent Night, Deadly Night".



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[HBox]

Steve Austin is......... THE EASTER BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! This time, the Bunny's on the hunt, for YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Crippler]

Yes. It's Goldberg. As Santa.
SANTA'S SLAY is a fast paced horror/ comedy...
Holy shit, I think my head is going to explode.

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[synthfiend]

(in best Eirc Cartman voice) How the f--k can Santa be a f--king Joo?

Wayne Brady: Ho's? Dave. Dave? Ho's.
Dave Chappelle: Evenin' bitches.
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[Iamnotatool]

Synth, that was some funy shit.


I actually think the movie sounds funny, but I rarely go to movies, so what do I know. Probably not enough to comment on a Joo Santa.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Se7en]

This movie looks so wonderfully awful that I simply must see it.

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Nov. 3, 2004 - It's official. Four more years!
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[MrPink]

this is gonna suck donkey balls

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Thanks to Curtoid!

[torker]

You spell it santa claus, but say it santY claus

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[SpicyMcHaggis]

This goes with my theory of santa being an evil figure. Re-arrange the letters of S-A-N-T-A and what do you get?

S-A-T-A-N!

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WQAQ The Soundtrack of Quinnipiac (http://www.wqaq.com)

[Fallon]

This goes with my theory of santa being an evil figure. Re-arrange the letters of S-A-N-T-A and what do you get? S-A-T-A-N!
Well isn't that special?

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