"How is Everything?"

[AngelAmy]

No I am not asking you how everything is...I am talking about when you're eating at a restaurant and the manager or the waiter/waitress comes over to your table as you are putting your HUGE burger in your mouth and asks, "how is everything?" Why must they always wait til I am in mid bite to ask?

I actually had a time where I hadn't even had anything to eat and the manager came over and asked, then said, "oh I see you haven't had it yet, I'll be back." I took one bite out of my sammich and he came running over like a lil kid to ask me again.

Only once did I have the manager actually appologize for asking in mid-bite, that made me feel all warm and smushy inside. It's like my whole meal is ruined when they come over just as I'm stuffing my Chili's Chicken Taco or my pasta or anything into my mouth.

LEAVE ME ALONE! They are only allowed to come to my table if they see my drink is almost empty, THAT IS IT.

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[mdr55]

You think he was trying to pick you up??

[Duke]

i think they just want a good tip and they are trying to be nice...

what has happend to me before is that i want to order another soda and the person never comes so i tell another waiter or waitress and then my waiter or waitress gets pissed...

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[AngelAmy]

no way, it happens all the time no matter if its a male or female. i think it may be in the waiter handbook or something.

the quickness of my drinks is where the tip comes from, i dont care if youre nice i just want my food and drinks asap

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This message was edited by AngelAmy on 11-26-04 @ 1:07 PM

[Furtherman]

i think it may be in the waiter handbook or something.


It's right before the rule that states when the customer is ready for the check, be as far away as possible from them. If you can get to the next state, be there. They will wait.

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[Reephdweller]

It's almost as if they do it intentionally. You can have your plate in front of you and not touch it for several minutes. The minute you take a bite of something they come popping around the side with the ole "So...how is everything?"



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[AngelAmy]

yeah i know further, and then god forbid you need change or pay with a credit card because once you get the check it will take them years before they come pick it back up from you again.

also i think what i might start have to do is every time a manager or waiter/waitress walks by I will ask, "so how is my food coming along?" see how much they like it.

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[A.J.]

On the other hand, you can have some fun and teach them a lesson by talking with your mouth full. See how long it takes them to figure out what they're saying or see how much food you can spray on them while talking.

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[DarkHippie]

Maybe its because when someone's eating they're almost always in midbite

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[Duke]

say next time "could be better" then just keep on eating

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[Katylina]

Amy you are totally right. This happens to me as well. I sometimes like to pretend to start gagging and put up my hand like the universal choking sign just to get a giggle. Next time I want you to swallow that load down, get up, and sing a song about how great the food is.

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This message was edited by Katylina on 11-26-04 @ 1:23 PM

[AngelAmy]

alll i do is knod my head up and down and make some kind of "uh huh" noises or something that sounds like good.

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[torker]

alll i do is knod my head up and down and make some kind of "uh huh" noises or something that sounds like good.


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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Waiters and Waitresses always come at inopportune times. Like one time a waitresses came up just as a friend of mine were about to light a cigarette that we had placed inside of a roll.

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[Reephdweller]

alll i do is knod my head up and down and make some kind of "uh huh" noises


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Ask them if they like seafood. If they say "yes," open up your mouth and show them some chewed-up food! Then say, "See? Food!" Hahaha! Gets 'em every time.

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[FUNKMAN]

right on Amy... and how about when they're eager to take your dish away and you have to say 'no i'm gonna have that last bite'

one of the worst things is when you're at the dentist and they have that 'saliva sucker' in your mouth, your mouths numb, and you're getting drilled and the dentist ask you a question... i want to jump out of the chair and punch him in the face because of the anxiety it creates

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[Contra]

when the customer is ready for the check, be as far away as possible


Fuck that, I wait 5 minutes, and then I track down my server, or a manager.

By the way, everything is fine.

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[fluffernutter]

Also known as:

SNORFING (snorf' ing)

n. The little game waitresses love to play of waiting until your mouth is full before sneaking up and asking, "Is everything okay?"

Other words to keep in mind when you go out next:

PEPPIER (peph ee ay')
n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.

PELP (pelp)
n. The crumbs and food particles that accumulate in the cracks of dining tables

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[DJEvelEd]

I sometimes like to pretend to start gagging and put up my hand like the universal choking sign just to get a giggle


I got shits&giggles just visualizing you doing that.

I play the game of Snorfing too. The trick is to know where your waitress is at all times and to only take bites when she is distracted. If she does "tag" you, just ask for pepper or any other word with a "P" or a "T" so you can cover them in chewed food and spit. Great game on a first date!

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