Man Jumps off Empire St. Bldg

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Not too much details here but heres the link from Yahoo

BLack Friday Jumper (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20041127/ap_on_re_us/empire_state_jumper)

[DJEvelEd]

The worst part was that he got his eyelid caught on a nail on the way down.

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[DJEvelEd]

Question: Out of the 31 people that have jumped to their death, who took the longest to fall & hit the ground?

Answer: The Puerto Rican guy because he stopped to write his name on the wall...

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[DJEvelEd]

Three men, a drunken Scot, a Limey Bastard and a 300 lb. guy with diarrhea were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.

*The Drunken Scot jumped off*

The Drunken Scot: ''God save the drunk King of fucking Scotland!''

*The Limey Bastard jumped off*

Limey Bastard:''God Save the Queen's Queefing Qunt!''

*The 300 lb. guy with diarrhea jumped off*

300 lb. Guy With Diarrhea: ''God save the person who I land on!''

*squish* *squish* *SQUISH!!!!!*

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 11-27-04 @ 10:57 AM

[DJEvelEd]

A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first?
The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!

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[badorties]

did he split a penny when he landed ...?



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This message was edited by badorties on 11-27-04 @ 12:49 PM

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[mdr55]

Was he wearing Superman underoos t-shirt??

Guess the web-shotting thing he bought at FAO didn't work huh. Too bad he can't get his money back. He probably lost the reciept in the fall.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Was he listening to Jump by Van Halen?

[mdr55]

so I guess he wasn't able to find out if people die before they hit the ground for his science experiment. At least they should give him an A for dying.......I mean trying.

[DJEvelEd]

He was so dumb that he had to ask for directions on the way down.

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[mdr55]

Guess he didn't want to wait for the elevator.

[DJEvelEd]

Maybe he saw a plane coming.











Sorry, that was bad. I take it back.


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[BooBooKittyFuck]

according to the news the last person who jumped off actually bounced. the news actually said the word bounced. it was so funny.

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[torker]

Maybe he saw a plane coming.


it's a ..ah..King Kong...a reference..King Kong...yeah...that's it



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[ChickenHawk]

Wait... So I just wanna make sure of something.

It's cool to make jokes about this guy jumping off the ESB but not the dude who shot himself at ground zero?

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[mdr55]

Wait... So I just wanna make sure of something.

It's cool to make jokes about this guy jumping off the ESB but not the dude who shot himself at ground zero?


I think we had a similiar discussion with the jokes of O's dad.

People you know= not funny.

People you don't know= funny.



But your right. The guy just fell down and died yesterday. That's not funny, that's sad. It'll be funnier next week.

[Snoogans]

its not funny cause all these jokes sucked

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

He succeeded in killing himself but failed to reach the sidewalk. The judges give him a 7.5

[torker]

Diane Chambers tries to ***allegedly*** kill her self and not one post.
Failure is it's own reward.


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[Yerdaddy]

The sound he made hitting the ground? E-flat.

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Fuck it from behind.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

I wonder if they would use a giant spatula to peel him up

[FUNKMAN]

i wonder if the empire called him safe or out...

now that's bad!

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

i wonder if the empire called him safe or out...

now that's bad!



YER OUT !!!!!!!!!!

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[grlNIN]

My Dad made fun of this while we were out to eat tonight.

I pretended to not know him.

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[more cowbells]

Anybody reached the top of the comedy pyramid on this one yet?

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[whiteboy1457]

wonder if it hurt

MASTA MEAT

[TheMojoPin]

Anybody reached the top of the comedy pyramid on this one yet?

The guy this thread is about did.

But he didn't last long.

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[badorties]

kinda sad ... (http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/263591p-225550c.html)



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[Furtherman]

Dr. Alan Berman, director of the American Association of Suicidology


Now there's a keen job! All smiles at that office.


As for the jumper, he has got nothing on the Canadian kid who jumped off the Empire State two years ago. He was dressed as a pirate. If you are going to go, go as a pirate.


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