The Thirty Thousand Dollar Cell Phone

[sr71blackbird]

I have to ask, who would buy it?
I understand that its a luxury item and its service has some pretty unparalled support, but who wants a phone that costs as much as a car?

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To me, its just a glorified Nokia. It must weigh a ton and if I lost it Id probably shoot myself. The concierge service seems pretty cool though. I dont know about the analog clock instead of a digital clock, and Im not buying the idea it that its something that youll pass onto your children like a Rolex.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I have a crappy cell phone that does me just fine. I have a tendency to lose it sometimes.

I wouldn't want it, but I suppose if you can afford it...


its something that youll pass onto your children like a Rolex.


People pass things on to their children? In THIS day and age? We kisve in a throw-away society.

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 11-28-04 @ 9:11 PM

[FUNKMAN]

I have to ask, who would buy it?


the same knucklebrains that bought the Mother Mary cheese sandwich...

goes to sho you that some people have way too much money

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[Recyclerz]

I have to ask, who would buy it?


Anybody "building a brand" (or trying to) based on conspicuous consumption.

Donald Trump
P-Diddy or any of the other "playa" hip-hop guys with a video on MTV2
Etc.


the same knucklebrains that bought the Mother Mary cheese sandwich...


Now you're just playa-hatin', Funk.
That sammich was damn tasty. Plus if I die before I crap it out I get to go staight to heaven!



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[BooBooKittyFuck]

I have a pay as you go plan that works just fine. Why do people waste their money on these things when there is so much more they can do with it? I hope it blows up when they change the batteries.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

If I had this phone and EVER lost a connection anywhere I went, I'd have to kill someone at Vertu.

My current phone works great and it was 100% free, with no rebate.

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[whiteboy1457]

Why do people waste their money on these things when there is so much more they can do with it?

Like lap dances and hookers.

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[angie101]

image now :: leaving ur thirty thousand dollar phone somewhere and have someone else pick it up... they would not of course return it and sell it off somewhere

angie101- take the course

[Iamnotatool]

I've got 2 of these.

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[MrPink]

fuckin waste of money... every rapper would buy it and show it off as their "bling bling". by the way why does everyone have to call expensive shit bling bling?

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[BooBooKittyFuck]

Why do people waste their money on these things when there is so much more they can do with it?

Like lap dances and hookers.

MASTA MEAT

only if their homeless and hungry

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[more cowbells]

image now :: leaving ur thirty thousand dollar phone somewhere and have someone else pick it up... they would not of course return it and sell it off somewhere

Ha, Ha...yea picture this: some crackhead finding the phone and turning around and selling it for five dollas!! That'll suck.

By the way, the only way I would buy a phone like that is if it'll suck my dick, cook me a fine steak, and pour me a frosty Sam Adams any time I'd want one.
For that much, it better do all of that and then some.

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[JustJon]

why does everyone have to call expensive shit bling bling?
because they're about a year and a half behind the times? Even MTV has declared it dead and they drive everything into the ground.

But "bling" comes from the shine one sees off of jewelry.

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[Iamnotatool]

White people who don't know better, and Mr. Pink, all use the term bling bling.



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