My terrible new website!

[GodsFavoriteMan]

Okay, I've finally ponied up for some web hosting to fuck around on with the help of my friends here. I'd like to beef it up with some video, articles, but no bloggery. Any constructive criticism would be appreciated by anyone with HTML or Front Page knowledge. I just started it today, so it's pretty weak.

Any criticism on the order of "Just stop before you hurt yourself" will be ignored. I mean, why tell me it sucks if I already know it?

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"Story goes these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkies."

[furie]

and the URL would be............?


<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/furie1335/.Pictures/rfsigs/neal1.jpg">

<a href="http://fallingtowardsapotheosis.blogspot.com/">mental vomit</a>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

An address would help.

<IMG SRC=http://home.comcast.net/~cheeseeatingbird/youngones.jpg>

Girlfriend in a Coma

[GodsFavoriteMan]

Dammit! Of all the stupid things. . . (http://www.godsfavoritesite.com/)



<img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/godsfavsig.jpg">
"Story goes these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkies."

[furie]

hire someone


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<a href="http://fallingtowardsapotheosis.blogspot.com/">mental vomit</a>

[Snoogans]

is their any Tits on this site

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GO SAWX!!!!!
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[GodsFavoriteMan]

hire someone



I refuse. I think I have to teach myself this. And hands on and for the love of it, I think, is the best way. That's why I ask for ideas that I can implement. There's no reason to hire someone because the content wouldn't be worth the cost of design.


<img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/godsfavsig.jpg">
"Story goes these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkies."

[Katylina]

I use this link (http://www.123webmaster.com/Onsite/ToolBox/MouseOver.html) to make rollover images.

<center>

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[mikeyboy]

I use this link (http://www.123webmaster.com/Onsite/ToolBox/MouseOver.html) to make rollover images.



Can you use that link and this picture:

http://arizonamusicscene.com/postcard_images/beethoven.gif

to make me a rollover Beethoven?

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Made it a frame based website. . .I'll see how that works as I mull over any other changes. Thanks Kat for the rollover effects. I will definitely use those in the future.

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"Story goes these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkies."

[JPMNICK]

dude fuck frames. they suck and they are old.

LOOK into CSS. cascading style sheets. they are the new thing.

very cool stuff


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[JustJon]

Blogs are ass, that's why they call them blogs
No, they call them blogs because it's short for "weblogs."

And don't use frames. Frame sites where you see frames everywhere are crappy and amateurish.

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[torker]

I like the name.



I'm really not as antagonistic as I may be coming off as.


now I've got a bellyache in my head

"I may come off more antagonistic than I really am."

edit: i'm a douche
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This message was edited by torker1313 on 11-30-04 @ 9:53 PM

[GodsFavoriteMan]

Awesome, will work on the CSS now.

<img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/godsfavsig.jpg">
"Story goes these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkies."

[GodsFavoriteMan]

How do I use CSS like frames? Right now when I set up different styles, I can only use one per page. How do I apply one style for my contents hyperlinks, one for my body, and one for the header all on the same page?

<img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/godsfavsig.jpg">
"Story goes these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkies."

[FUNKMAN]

to make me a rollover Beethoven?


i used that joke about a week back

please lock this thread and refer to my post in the other thread








:)



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[mikeyboy]

Oh God. I'm repeating Funkman jokes now!











;)

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[angrymissy]

the colors blind me... and the links on the left are hard to read, why don't you turn them into buttons?

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[JPMNICK]

This is all done using CSS (http://www.meyerweb.com/eric/css/edge/)

This is one of the best pages to go to for ideas and its beautiful (http://www.csszengarden.com/)

a lot of sites you can download the HTML and CSS file and then modify them to make them your own.

Quick Tutorial (http://www.htmlhelp.com/reference/css/quick-tutorial.html)

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Great feedback. Thanks a lot, I've been working like crazy on this since last night. I'm feeling a bit more proficient, though I'm still working on getting the CSS down to being workable. I'm adding buttons now, and I'm trying to keep the entire site from being too bright. I've also added more pages.

<img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/godsfavsig.jpg">
"Story goes these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkies."

[JPMNICK]

cool. websites are a fun hobby, and if you get good enough you can get some frelance work.



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[Hottub]

Not bad.

You may want to spruce it up with an Anime theme though!!

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[Reephdweller]

Can't be as bad as this (http://www.osirusonline.com/) one. Or this (http://www.takeluck.blogspot.com/) one. BLEECCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Hottub]

Reef you need a NSFW warning for those thinks.

I can't have Shit popping up on my screen at the office.









Just kidding, Budday!!!

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[SatCam]

Its cool for a newbie. Just the yellow on blue doesn't go well with my eyes!

And make sure you validate the HTML and CSS!!

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This message was edited by SatCam on 12-1-04 @ 3:28 PM

[keithy_19]

I'm really not as antagonistic as I'm coming off. I'm actually quite charming and hospitable. So sit back, relax, take off your shoes, skirt, blouse, bra, oh God yeah, that's the good stuff. .



Cute.

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/keithy.gif

[GodsFavoriteMan]

Its cool for a newbie. Just the yellow on blue doesn't go well with my eyes!

And make sure you validate the HTML and CSS!!


I'm trying to kill off and/or subdue the yellow and have darker reds as my main color scheme. I've been going with a darker yellow, almost gold color. Let me know if that helps at all.

But my main quesiton is what do you mean by validating?

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"Story goes these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkies."

[SatCam]

Validate your code (http://validator.w3.org)
Validate your CSS (http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/)
Basically it checks to see if all your code and CSS meet W3's standards in order for it to be compatible within most if not all web browsers.

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

After having to reformat twice and my usual busy schedule, I've finally gotten around to redoing my site. I like the current new setup pretty well, it's simple and easy to update. There are a few pages I haven't gotten around to changing, yet (i.e. any of the celebrity report pages) but I'll eventually get to it.

If anyone who reads this wouldn't mind just navigating it a bit and let me know if it looks and feels okay. No need to read any of it, I'm not looking for feeback regarding any of the writing.

I appreciate any responses.

Here's the link. (http://www.godsfavoritesite.com)

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"Story goes these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkies."

[Def Dave in SC]

If you could put the nav bar at the top into all of the pages, it would be much easier to navigate. Well, not much easier, but I'm lazy and I don't want to click back every time.

If you cater to the lazy, you will be in good, if not lazy, hands.

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Yeah, the nav bar hasn't been implemented in the Celeb Report pages. I'll be polishing those off tonight. Thanks for the feedback.

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"Story goes these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkies."

[SatCam]

The top nav stretches the page on 800x600... make the width of the top table/div 100% and centered so the links will break on 800x600

The indigo blue is hard to see on the dark red.

On the staff page, the links should be changed to a different color (they're blue and so is the background)



Otherwise, your site is fuckin hilarious

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Thanks a lot SatCam. I just now read your post so I'll work on getting that fixed for lower resolutions. Also I wanted to add that now everything is finally in place, for anyone who wants to blow some time I'm finally able to update my Celebrity Reports.

Oh shit, I guess it's NSFW on a few pages. Sorry about that.

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"Story goes these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkies."

This message was edited by GodsFavoriteMan on 3-4-05 @ 3:59 PM