disgusting roommate - need advice

[Arienette]

ok, so my boyfriend's roommate has this little problem with not flushing after she uses the bathroom. not all the time, but more times than i can remember, i would go into the bathroom and have to see her urine and the toilet paper and all that. once or twice, i even had the pleasure of seeing a used tampon in there, too. fabulous.

anyway, twice in the past two weeks or so, i've gone into the bathroom to find that she's taken a dump and failed to flush. it's really, really disgusting. there's no reason why adf or i should have to see that and flush for her.

i really would like it to stop, but i don't know how one would possibly approach this situation tactfully. a little "flush me" note on the top of the toilet? just come out and say it? leave it alone? i would appreciate any advice that anyone might have who has been in a similar predicament.


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I use the "Please flush the toliet. Thank you. from Management" it really does work

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[Uncle Smokey]

Considering she's your boyfriend's roommate, perhaps asking him to gently broach the subject would be best. He has the right not to have his guests offended by his roommates bodily functions.

Alternatively, shit in the kitchen sink and say you did it because the toilet was full.



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That is so fucking nasty! shes a GIRL for heavens sake! How could your boyfriend go on living like this with a girl...

I was an RA for 2 yrs in the dorms (1- an all girls dorm 2- co ed BUT girls on one side of the floor and guys on the other)- i threatened my floor about how gross tehy left the bathroom and told them that i would have maintanence stop cleaning the bathroom and that they would have too - scaring helps

MY GOD! does ths person FLUSH away her period stuff or does she leave that in the toilet too! what a goddamn pig

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[Arienette]

MY GOD! does ths person FLUSH away her period stuff or does she leave that in the toilet too! what a goddamn pig
as i mentioned, i have once or twice found a tampon, etc. in the toilet. not very often, but it's happened.

and the really odd thing is that she's otherwise almost bordering on being a neat freak. she's aways vacuuming and crap. freak.

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This message was edited by Arienette on 11-30-04 @ 11:03 PM

[HBox]

My sister does the same thing, except more often and in a more disgusting and annoying way. The only time she does it is when she takes a dump, and the only time she does it is in the middle of the night. For 3 nights in a row now I have gone to the bathroom in the middle of the night and stared straight into a nasty mess of shit. And she often has some "disgestion" problems so it stinks more and looks worse than your average shit. I have to deal with this when i'm half awake and itching to piss.

The easier part for me is that since she's my sister I can be more blunt about it. "Hey, you filthy bitch, QUIT DOING THAT!" The bad part is she don't listen to me. I'm to the point where I'm just going to bring it up right in front of her boyfriend and see where that gets me.

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[TheMojoPin]

Not flushing after peeing...eh, hey, I do that all the time.

Not flushing after ANYTHING else...that's beyind disgusting.

Nail a list of bathroom rules to the door of her room.

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[FUNKMAN]

politely mention it to her

'girls name here' could you please flush the toilet when you're done going to the bathroom

thank you




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[mdr55]

politely mention it to her

'girls name here' could you please flush the toilet when you're done going to the bathroom

thank you


No need to be nice to her.

Umm.....biatch, CAN you please flush the fucking toilet when you're sloppy ass pig heade self is done taking a shit in the bathroom.

What's that????

Fuck you too bitch!

And let the fist a cuffs fly.

[Zipgun]

You could hang a little framed embroidered sampler.



If it's yellow,
let it mellow.
If it's brown,
flush it down.


Or you could just tell her to act like a person and flush the fucking toilet.


It's bound to give her a complex, which will evenually turn into an OCD and then she'll get all self-conscious about it and start flushing even before she goes, and then flushing afterward.

And then your work will be done.




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This message was edited by skidmark on 11-30-04 @ 11:41 PM

[FUNKMAN]

No need to be nice to her.

Umm.....biatch, CAN you please flush the fucking toilet when you're sloppy ass pig heade self is done taking a shit in the bathroom.

What's that????

Fuck you too bitch!

And let the fist a cuffs fly.



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[Melrapuo]

The note thing usually works. Either that, or if you have the chance of waking up while she's in the bathroom at night, stand at the door and wait til she comes out. Then give her a creepy scare and ask her if she flushed while peeking past her shoulder. That'll make sure she "sends her ship to sea" everytime. Huddlah huddlah.

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[FUNKMAN]

you can always take a picture of it and give it to her in a christmas card


i know,,, that's silly

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[AngelAmy]

i say start leaving used condoms around the house

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[fluffernutter]

When she is in the room just ease very lightly into a story about certain habits. Like for instance, "Oh shit! ADF left his shaving stubble in the sink and didn't bother to clean out the sink". Just something like that and maybe work in how one time you were at a friend's house and went to the bathroom and there was an unflushed toilet and how it is so nasty. Maybe if it is done very subtle she may get the hint without a direct demand.

I tried this with my sister a few years back because she still leaves the door open as she does her business at home. She still lives with my Dad too! SICK! The tact soon went out the door and I would just comment loudly, "Close the door when your pissing for goodness sakes!"

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[kevcala]

Email her a link to this thread.

If I knew a message board was discussing my hygiene habits, I would be mortified and cease such habits immediately.

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[A.J.]

Ask her if the toilet is broken.

When she asks "why do you ask", reply "because of that disgusting pile of shit (and/or) tampon someone left floating in the bowl."

Give her the gift of shame.

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[Justice4all]

Just ask her very nicely if she could make an effort to remember to flush the toilet when she is done going to the bathroom.

If she has NO idea what you are talking about then be very up front with her. Just be non-confrontational.

If she persists to screwing up then be a little more forceful the next time.
Last resort is to have ADF confront her.

Good luck Ari.

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[silera]

Next time she does it, go to her, grab her hand and drag her to the bathroom and make her flush it while you beat her with the toilet bowl cleaner brush thing screaming "NO MORE FLOATING TURDS!!!"


Or just mention to her that you'd prefer being awoken by a flushing toilet in the middle of the night to being greeted by her excrement first thing in the morning.



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[TheMojoPin]

Have ADF crap on the toilet lid.

...

TWICE a day now.

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[Iamnotatool]

Make like the monkeys and throw her poo at her.

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[JPMNICK]

let ADF bang her. that'll teach her

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[Arienette]

Or just mention to her that you'd prefer being awoken by a flushing toilet in the middle of the night to being greeted by her excrement first thing in the morning.that would make more sense. this occurs during the day, when there's no "i didn't want to wake you up" excuse.

let ADF bang heri'm pretty sure i'm not letting adf bang anyone but me. he already knows that he can go ahead and do whatever he wants, and then he'll never see me again.

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[JPMNICK]

obviously it was a joke. But I think you should say something. maybe she does not realize she is doign this. it may be one of those inadvertant things. Just point out to her and her boyfriend that sometimes someone does nto flush and everyone should just eb aware of the issue

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[AngelAmy]

next time she does it grab her by the hair, drag her into the bathroom, stuff her face in the toilet and yell, "NO! BAD ROOMMATE!"

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[TheMojoPin]

Tenbats kind of has a point.

I was just thinking the other day, when my roommate's girlfriend was over and I absolutely RAVAGED the bathroom, "maybe I should do an extra bit of clean up before I get out of here."

Then I realized, "hey, it's MY place, and she doesn't live here."

Granted, I wasn't leaving a mess like you're tlaking about here, Ari, but since it's her place and ADF's roommate, it would probably be best and less "dramatic" if ADF handled it.

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

ADF hasn't read this thread, yet?

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Tenbats kind of has a point.


Isolate that!

But seriously... You don't live there, so you don't have a position of power or authority. You don't pay the rent, bills, etc. You don't have to clean the place either.

Even though it is common courtesy, you are an outsider telling another person how to keep house.

It's best to let ADF talk to her in a non-confrontational matter. If you talk to her, she'll register you as a person telling her what to do who has no right to.



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[Arienette]

it's my fault for not being more clear - but i never intended to say anything to her myself. i was just wondering if anyone had any suggestions as to how the situation would best be handled. i recognize that it's not really my place to do anything, but i do strongly feel that something should be done. i dont live there, but i am a frequent visitor. and, apparently, i've been the one to find these little present more often than not.

anyway, adf has read this thread, but claims that he's got nothing to add at this time. he agrees that it's gross, but it doesn't bother him as much as it bothers me. if he decides not to do anything about it, i won't overstep my role and act. but if you're going to lecture me about this, someone ought to tell adf to stop asking me to move in to the no-flush apartment.

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[Iamnotatool]

Someone should probably tell ADF to move you and ADF into a flush-if-you-please apartment.

What is he, Jack Ritter?

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[SatCam]

You gave your boyfriend an HJ in the library?? That's disgusting!






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[Arienette]

What is he, Jack Ritter?
if by jack ritter you mean poor as dirt, then yes. yes he is.

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[Hottub]

Close the lid, flush the toilet (while wretching in disgust) and get on with it.

My 6 year old leaves packages in the terlet on a regular basis.

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[Iamnotatool]

Damn Ari, beat the guy up a little why don't you. Is that any way to talk about the king of Mafia Life?

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[Tenbatsuzen]

So wait, ADF wants both of you living under the same roof?

Christ, that's a wacky sitcom.



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[Iamnotatool]

Come and knock on our door.......
We'll be takin a poooo....
Flushing is for chumps!!
Take a look at our dumps!
3's company too..........

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[Arienette]

this has gone in a completely different direction than i intended. what a shock.

1 - i do shut the lid and flush it. but there's a big difference between a 6 year old who doesn't flush and a 30 year old.
2 - i'm not being mean to adf. it's just a fact that he doesn't have a lot of money. ask him, he'll tell you.
3 - me living in that apartment isn't going to happen, but the only reason we'd consider it is because of the aformentioned lack of money.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Well, since we bought sexy bastard a couple of new bats, I'm sure the RF community can band together to get Ari and ADF a nice condo somewhere in Edgewater.



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[sr71blackbird]

Ask ADF when shes in the room, "ADF, did you forget to flush your fucking tampon again? Its disgusting! Hey__________, you wouldnt leave your shit or tampon floating in the bowl would you?"

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[mdr55]

I don't know if anyone asked this yet......but is the room-mate hot?????

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[Arienette]

I don't know if anyone asked this yet......but is the room-mate hot?????not hot. i wouldn't be nearly as tolerant as i am about him living there if she was.

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[Iamnotatool]

Even if the roomate was hot, she's not hot if she's leaving floating turducken in the crapper.


I think it's actually ADF doing it just to piss you off. Yup, even the tampoonies.

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[hurlmon]

Get a fish tank net.
scoup up her present and hand it to her with a nice

"here, I think you left this in the bathroom."




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[Heavy]

I dont know if someone mentioned this or not, but i say come out pissed off at your boy and curse him out for not flushing in front of her. She'll know it was her that did it and prolly remember to flush next time. Of course she might not want you there and is doing it on purpose. Whys your man live with a nother chick anyway?

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[FUNKMAN]

I don't know if anyone asked this yet......but is the room-mate hot?????


No, but her turds are steamin....

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you can always take a picture of it and give it to her in a christmas card


Great idea, but you only need to take the picture and tape it in front of the toilet on the wall so when she sits down she sees her nasty turds. Put a note on it saying "Turd of the Week by _____. Have fun with her!

If that doesn't work after a month, start hanging turds over the seat.

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