Just a hello to all, I'm new here.

[The Belcher]

Just wanted to check in and say BUUUURP (hello) to everyone, since I just signed up today. (Haven't gotten my card yet) I've been listening to R&F on & off for a while, but now that they're LIVE in New York, I've become an addict. As a matter of fact, the show from the day after the Bar Crawl, I actually peed laughing, and almost vomited on my junk when I went to change my pee-soaked leiderhosen. All this, from the discussion of the TeaBagging down someone's unconscious gullet, after the guy puked. Sick Irish fuck, reminded me of half of my family. Dunking testicles into the vomit-soaked mouth of an unconscious drunk is customary in Holland, though, but that doesn't explain the Irishman doing it. Why would you want to coat your sack in sputum? For the aroma? The "luscious" and creamy feel of it? When I called into the show afterwards, I couldn't believe that Fez didn't know what a Dirty Sanchez was, for the next Bar Crawl---and here I assumed that Fez must've done thousands of DS's in his lifetime. Perhaps he was playing dumb. Okay, I gues I'm finished saying "Hello" now.

Belcher

Check out my radio call-in crank call website: www.mp3.com/TheBelcher

[Captain Rooster]

excuse you!
and welcome gaseous one...it's a cool place to hang...

post often dude

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God Bless America!
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[Death Metal Moe]

Word to your Mother The Belcher. My name is Death Metal Moe, and I love to post too. Ron and Fez are my new nightly fix for comedy now.

Now like the mighty LTRooster said, post often. And calling is is cool as hell to! Just got on the other night myself.

SEE YUH!

Oh yea, and listen to DEATH METAL!!

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[vleon]

Welcome dude. This is a
chill place.

I'm also a newbie, signed
up yesterday. Been
listening since R&F came
to NY. They're really good,
funny, quirky. I like how
intimate the show gets
sometimez.

So like I might go to the next
bar crawl thing, except my
ankle is all fractured and
junk. :( It's really tough
getting around on crutches,
especially drunk. HMM..
could make for some
interesting photography.

I like long walks on the
beach and... (vomit)


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In the end, all of this means
nothing.

[vleon]

Welcome dude. This is a
chill place.

I'm also a newbie, signed
up yesterday. Been
listening since R&F came
to NY. They're really good,
funny, quirky. I like how
intimate the show gets
sometimez.

So like I might go to the next
bar crawl thing, except my
ankle is all fractured and
junk. :( It's really tough
getting around on crutches,
especially drunk. HMM..
could make for some
interesting photography.

I like long walks on the
beach and... (vomit)


=-=-=
In the end, all of this means
nothing.

[The Belcher]

I don't understand something. Why does pubic hair grow to the point of needing trimming, but if you left it alone, it would grow to a certain length and just stop? I trim my hair short so I can find my small penis without a flashlight, but the pubes just grow back and this annoys me. Actually me real question was about the postings that appear here. I posted the first message, but next to my name is just the date & time I posted, but the body of the message appears next to "Rude and Rude"? Every message looks that way. The person that wrote the thing's name is above someone else's name, and then the message is next to the second name and it should be next to the first name in the first section of the first part instead of the second section below the first part. Why is this going on? WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME!!?? I AM **NOT** CRAZY!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! I DIDN"T KILL ANYBODY! IT WAS ALL A MISTAKE!! Eeeeewwww...... what the fuck did I eat tonight that could cause a stink like this...? HOOFAAAAAAAHHH!!!! Okay, bye.

The Belcherama

Check out my radio call-in crank call website: www.mp3.com/TheBelcher

[Captain Rooster]

you must chill - I have hidden your keys!

By the way - Pubic hair grows to keep those areas cool...if you trim it, the hair will be triggered to grow again to cool the area off.

Hey am I the Horde King on this one or what?

I know heckler..."or what"...right!?

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[OX Baker]

so we should stop what we're doing because of you. go get me a twinki tubby

It's like a heartpunch to the heart =)

[Captain Rooster]

Hey Belcher

I learned a cool trick from Pootertoot to keep from losing your posts to time out

Type you reply on Microsoft WORD first and then cut and paste it to the reply!

I read your introduction post and I just thought I'd help dude.

CYA!

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[The Belcher]

Thanks LTRooster, but your advice came a little too late. I wrote a masterpiece of ridiculous bullshit in the "New Members Introduce Yourselves" thread, and the thing got lost because of the time-out thing. I literally hit the ceiling. That diatribe was funny to the point that I was giggling like a mongoloid, and I rarely laugh at my own nonsense. And it was lost. Lost for good. Oh, well, I guess I'll just hold up pictures of Crazy Claire with my left hand for the rest of the night. Wait a minute..... How am I gonna cup my balls then??

Belcher
http://www.mp3.com/TheBelcher.com

So How do you post a picture on this thing?

This message was edited by The Belcher on 10-26-01 @ 11:52 PM