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Hottub
12-11-2004, 12:54 PM
I have been wondering about this for quite some time, but can never seem to find an official answer.
Is earning your Red Wings simply
Sexual Intercourse during the menses, or is it oral to vulva contact?
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smiler grogan
12-11-2004, 01:00 PM
going down during her flow.
Doctor Manhattan
12-11-2004, 01:09 PM
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JamMaster
12-11-2004, 01:13 PM
Going down during..... = Red Wings
Sex during ..... = Crime Scene Sex
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WRESTLINGFAN
12-11-2004, 01:49 PM
The greatest Red Wing of all time
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DJEvelEd
12-11-2004, 02:41 PM
Red Wings is oral with a vagina filled with clotted blood or oral with a vagina after a recent abortion which may be chunky and taste like salted chicken.
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LordJezo
12-11-2004, 04:36 PM
Definition (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=red+wings&r=f)
What everyone else has said.
I never earned mine. :(
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DESERTEAGLE.50
12-12-2004, 01:01 AM
think about it next time youre drinking a V8
FINGA FONGA FINGA FONGA MOTHER FAH
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kevcala
12-12-2004, 12:52 PM
think about it next time youre drinking a V8
Even worse:
http://blog.peterzinn.nl/img/0403/clamatofles.jpgTomato and clam juice.
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newport king
12-12-2004, 03:47 PM
then you kick her in the taco with these:
http://www.redwingshoes.com/motorcycle/images/boots/large/980.jpg
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angie101
12-12-2004, 04:47 PM
eww im disgusted by this post..... how could u guys do that?
angie101- take the course
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FUNKMAN
12-12-2004, 04:53 PM
it's one way to get your iron
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12-12-2004, 04:58 PM
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"Tastes like pennies!"
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DJEvelEd
12-13-2004, 12:45 AM
Do you guys spit or swallow?
I'll swallow if she's REALLY hott!!!
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LordJezo
12-13-2004, 07:08 AM
eww im disgusted by this post..... how could u guys do that?
How could you not want a dude to muff dive on you at any time of the month?
Sheesh, so picky.
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Katylina
12-13-2004, 08:46 AM
Go down to the Old Pub instead...
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LordJezo
12-13-2004, 09:47 AM
Go down to the Old Pub instead...
Is that code for gay but sex?
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Jennitalia
12-13-2004, 09:54 AM
Go down to the Old Pub instead...
Right on, Katylina!
A couple of ex's earned their wings on me. they insisted on doing it. sick bastards.
and no, jon wasn't one of them. he doesn't like to get icky. :)
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Reephdweller
12-13-2004, 12:00 PM
I knew there was a thread (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/69/topic/28836) where this was discussed before...
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DJEvelEd
12-13-2004, 01:01 PM
eww im disgusted by this post..... how could u guys do that?
It's not HALF as bad as having a guy ejaculate into a girls mouth. IN FACT, I would drink a cup of chunky period blood from a hot chick rather than drink a cup of sperm from Jesus Himself!!!
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kevcala
12-13-2004, 01:05 PM
IN FACT, I would drink a cup of chunky period blood from a hot chick rather than drink a cup of sperm from Jesus Himself!!!
No joke, reading that turned my stomach. If thats what you were going for, good job.
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Jennitalia
12-13-2004, 02:27 PM
It's not HALF as bad as having a guy ejaculate into a girls mouth. IN FACT, I would drink a cup of chunky period blood from a hot chick rather than drink a cup of sperm from Jesus Himself!!!
i disagree. Creamy goodness = good
blood & clumps = yuck
and Reefy, my thread wasn't meant to be about earning red wings, it was discussing how i had my period for 2 weeks from being on the pill.
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DJEvelEd
12-13-2004, 02:45 PM
Did Jesus even HAVE sperm? Did he ever use it?
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Hottub
03-23-2010, 04:18 PM
Well?
disneyspy
03-23-2010, 04:22 PM
The greatest Red Wing of all time
http://www.wrightplaque.com/images/hockey/plaques/red_wings/gordie_howe_01.jpg
bull shit!
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