New car

[WNEWstinks]

The reason I will never get a new car is no only do I not have the money, but there will be some jack ass there to dent or do something to ruin it.

I parked in a parking lot yesterday and when I come out the merior on the drivers side is pulled back. Some ass fucks with it and it may have been an acdient, but fix it.

My friend got a new car last week and someone dinged his car. He almot killed someone.

I'M GETTING BILLY STAPLES BIG ASS CARD!!!

[GodsFavoriteMan]

Translation:

The reason I will never get a new car is because not only do I not have the money, but there will be some jack ass there to dent it or ruin it some other way.

I parked in a parking lot yesterday and when I came back to the car, the mirror on the drivers side was pulled backward. Some dickhead fucked with it and, though it may have been an accident, he should have fixed it.

My friend got a new car last week and someone dinged his car. He got so mad he almost killed someone.



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[TheMojoPin]

the merior on the drivers side

Oh, come the fuck ON.

It's not even a funny character anymore.

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[Wormwood]

thanks for the translation GodsFavoriteMan but its not needed for me. I already speak "ignorant" I'm from Mastic Beach.

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dinged his car.


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Would you be registering it in New York or Deleware?

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[Mike from Bklyn]

I won't drive anything but a new car. I lease and every three years I have a new car. Once you go new it is hard to go back.

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[JPMNICK]

it should be "are you going to register it in New York City or New York"

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[angie101]

im new to this board... why cant this guy spell? and why does everyone hate him so much? cruel cruel

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Do a search on his name. Read his posts. You'll hate him, too.

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[Hottub]

I'm new to this board. Why can't this guy spell,(or use proper punctuation and sentence structure) and why does everybody hate him so much? Cruel, cruel!


Sorry, just a shot. Welcome aboard!

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This message was edited by Hottub on 12-14-04 @ 9:35 PM

[Bulldogcakes]

I parked in a parking lot yesterday and when I come out the merior on the drivers side is pulled back. Some ass fucks with it and it may have been an acdient, but fix it.

My friend got a new car last week and someone dinged his car. He almot killed someone.


Jesus God could you get a fucking dictionary!
merior? acdient? almot?
What is this French or Portugese?

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Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

[WNEWstinks]

Oh, come the fuck ON.

It's not even a funny character anymore.



It never was. This is the real me. I spell finaticaly. Like it or not, i'm very inteligent. I will have an assoiates degree in May. That's more then some on the boards. Sorry, the truth hurts.

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[smiler grogan]

[quote]





It never was. This is the real me. I spell finaticaly. Like it or not, i'm very inteligent. I will have an assoiates degree in May. That's more then some on the boards. Sorry, the truth hurts.

quote]

This kid is amazing. I'm staring at his last post and I'm stupified.

[Snoogans]

I spell finaticaly


it your such a fanatic of spelling, you should have the respect to learn how to do it

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[keithy_19]

Hey. This guy is fine by me. He doesn't want his new car to get dinged up. It's understandable. Especially when you are getting blowjobs from 12 year olds in the back seat.

I guess you could get blowjobs from 12 year olds in the back seat of a new car, but I dunno. He likes to use the line, "hey honey do you realize this car was new when you were born?"

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This message was edited by Keithy_19 on 12-14-04 @ 11:06 PM

[WNEWstinks]

I guess you could get blowjobs from 12 year olds in the back seat of a new car, but I dunno. He likes to use the line, "hey honey do you realize this car was new when you were born?"



I do have an '88 Volvo.

I'M GETTING BILLY STAPLES BIG ASS CARD!!!

[Bulldogcakes]

Hey. This guy is fine by me. He doesn't want his new car to get dinged up. It's understandable. Especially when you are getting blowjobs from 12 year olds in the back seat.

I guess you could get blowjobs from 12 year olds in the back seat of a new car, but I dunno. He likes to use the line, "hey honey do you realize this car was new when you were born?"

Kiethy, good stuff!

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I will have an assoiates degree in May


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[DJEvelEd]

Can someone please "dumb this down" for us Mongoloids?

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[Bulldogcakes]

WNEW, Is your real name Martin? Did you used to call the Ron and Fez show in New York, and Fez used to make fun of you? Tell you he was going to call the cops on you and made you cry all the time? Is that you Martin?

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[grlNIN]

Like it or not, i'm very inteligent.



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[suedeface]

If you are going to correct someone's spelling be sure to not miss anything...(jackass not jack ass)

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

If you are going to correct someone's spelling be sure to not miss anything...(jackass not jack ass)



Look at what he wrote. You expect me to catch everything?

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[Snoogans]

I do have an '88 Volvo.


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ahh WNEW's HS chick shaggin wagon

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[WNEWstinks]

I do have an '88 Volvo.


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ahh WNEW's HS chick shaggin wagon



almost, I have a 1988 4 door sedan. It has a few dings and scratches, but it's all mine.

I'M GETTING BILLY STAPLES BIG ASS CARD!!!