sacramento

[TooLowBrow]

I just met a girl from sacramento, im from nyc. is there anything cool, funny or interesting about sacramento? any inside info? i just dont want to sound like a dipshit when i talk to her about california in general... ive mentioned the govenator twice so you can see how stuck i am for anything -shay (long time, first time)

[Snoogans]

why dont you just tell her you know nothing about california, instead of being a poser

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Yeah, ask her about Norther Cal, what she likes to do, that sort of shit. Chicks love it when you seem interested in them and actually want to hear what they say.

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[TooLowBrow]

i did that... duh! now i know its not nice like sandiego and they dont grow pot like oregon... still id like to learn and surprise her with my newfound knowledge, dummy this will show her im interested in her stuff even when im not talking to her

[Furtherman]

If you're not gonna be honest, you have no chance.

But let me help you out.

Sacramento has the highest dwarf to human ratio in the country.

Sacramento grows a rare flower commonly called the Snoopturd.

Prostitution is legal.

Sacramento's sodomy laws are usually enforced.

The city flag depicts a beaver eating a piece of cake.


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[Reephdweller]

I've heard Sacremento is known for it's shopping districts, as well as the fact that it's about 30 minutes from most major areas such as L.A, Las Vegas, and many of the great wineries in California. I haven't been there myself though I've heard so many great things about the area.

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[Hottub]

They make the greatest fucking tomato juice in the world!!

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[Snoogans]

they dont grow pot like oregon?

its california son, they all smoke and grow fuckin weed man. it might as well just say the pothead state on the damn license plates

tell her that san jose kicks sacramento's ass

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Facts about Sacramento:

Sally K. Callahan is the most highly recommended attorney in town.

Kbar and Zebra are two of their most popular night clubs.

And the best place for pizza is Paragary's

That should be sure to knock her socks off.

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[ADF]

You should go there and visit her. Make sure you bring back a sacramemento.

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[mdr55]

I heard they make great bagels there.

[Iamnotatool]

why dont you just tell her you know nothing about california, instead of being a poser



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[mdr55]

Show her the splendors of NYC and hype it up. She'll come back with how Sacremento is cool. And you have a conversation from there.

You ever have a NY bagel. They're the best.

Your crazy. Sacremento is known for thei bagels. They come with fruit too.

Fruit with bagels? That's sick.

No it's not. It's Sacremento. ;)

[Snoogans]

and they love chris webber in sac town as well

and its called Arco Arena

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[TooLowBrow]

thank you reefdweller for being real, and adf thank you for being funny

[Snoogans]

thank you reefdweller for being real






I've heard Sacremento is known for it's shopping districts, as well as the fact that it's about 30 minutes from most major areas such as L.A, Las Vegas


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[Snoogans]

Starting from: 1 Sacramento, CA
Arriving at: 2 Las Vegas, NV

Distance: 573.2 miles Approximate Travel Time: 8 hours 49 min

Starting from: 1 Sacramento, CA
Arriving at: 2 Los Angeles, CA

Distance: 383.8 miles Approximate Travel Time: 5 hours 44 mins

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This message was edited by Snoogans on 12-15-04 @ 4:24 PM

[furie]

sacramento sucks so bad, even arnold won't live there.


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[kevcala]

Starting from: 1 Sacramento, CA
Arriving at: 2 Las Vegas, NV

Distance: 573.2 miles Approximate Travel Time: 8 hours 49 min

Starting from: 1 Sacramento, CA
Arriving at: 2 Los Angeles, CA

Distance: 383.8 miles Approximate Travel Time: 5 hours 44 mins


He never said "by car".



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[TooLowBrow]

fine, screw reefdweller! adf still made me laugh, im gonna use his line so she thinks im funny, then she can be let down at a later date

[Snoogans]

STOP BEING A POSER

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[KennethC]

Insider info? When in Sacramento, be sure to visit Bobby Hurley's Driving School.

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[Furtherman]

im gonna use his line so she thinks im funny, then she can be let down at a later date


Wow... with that confidence you'll be holding her hand in no time!

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[Snoogans]

Insider info? When in Sacramento, be sure to visit Bobby Hurley's Driving School.


this thread should be locked so we forever remember that joke

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[PhishHead]

Ok first off POSER....second off I lived in sacramento for a year...worse place ever to live. Its a ghetto.

And to GodsFavoriteMan...

KBAR and Zebra two worst clubs in Sacramento....try Riverside Cafe, even Tower Club is better then Zebra. Blue Cue is the best place to go.

Paragarys worse place for pizza once again...Best place is The Pizza Joint AND you actually get weed when you order from there.

Look basically if you want to talk about sactown and know nothing about it your a fucking poser like Snoogs said.

There is nothing in Sac to tlak about, talk about the fucking In and Out burger, or Alhambra Drive and how people pronouce it either AL- HAM or ALL-HAMM. Talk about the park across Mcgeorge School of Law and how your friend saw two people get shot his first night in his apartment.

Talk about SacState and the great football stadium they have.

Talk about how Raleys and Safeway are the best supermarkets.

Basically the only places you can go that are within driving distance are San Fran, Berkeley, Tahoe and Reno.

Dont act like you know shit about Sactown TRUST ME YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT!

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[Snoogans]

ya tell her shit about where you live to dupe her into goin there, you dont wanna go til california, unless you wanna sit around till 9:30 waiting for everyone to be ready for the 7:00 plans you made

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[Reephdweller]

Starting from: 1 Sacramento, CA
Arriving at: 2 Las Vegas, NV

Distance: 573.2 miles Approximate Travel Time: 8 hours 49 min

Starting from: 1 Sacramento, CA
Arriving at: 2 Los Angeles, CA

Distance: 383.8 miles Approximate Travel Time: 5 hours 44 mins




Yeah yeah yeah...Well I guess the people who told me that were wrong. I was only saying what I was told by folks who obviously don't know what they're talking about.

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[Snoogans]

like toolowbrow

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[Reephdweller]

like toolowbrow



Exactly, which is case and point about why he might want to just be honest and let her tell him about where she's from as opposed to pretending that he does.

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[PhishHead]

Starting from: 1 Sacramento, CA
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Starting from: 1 Sacramento, CA
Arriving at: 2 Los Angeles, CA

Distance: 383.8 miles Approximate Travel Time: 5 hours 44 mins




Yeah yeah yeah...Well I guess the people who told me that were wrong. I was only saying what I was told by folks who obviously don't know what they're talking about.



Reef you know the dumbest people alive then because LA is SoCal, Sac is NorCal that is just common shit you learn in grade school geography

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[Iamnotatool]

thank you reefdweller for being real, and adf thank you for being funny


And thank you Iamnotatool for being, realfunny.


Thank you, thank you.


PS. Toolowbrow, change you name you friggin dolt, not enough room for 2 people with tool in their name, and your giving me a bad rep, let alone a case of the feared "heeby-jeebies"

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[TooLowBrow]

thank you phish head, i think people dont get it. i dont want to be a poser who reads off facts, i actually want to learn about this west coast ghetto...is there anything wrong with learning from r+f heads on a message board? if thats wrong then i dont want to be right

[Reephdweller]

Reef you know the dumbest people alive then because LA is SoCal, Sac is NorCal that is just common shit you learn in grade school geography



Phish. I admitted I was wrong. I answered what I was told by people. Sorry I didn't break out a map and try to figure out if they were right or not and challenge them on the information at the time they told me. Common sense or not it was a mistake on my part, move on.

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[TooLowBrow]

its not tool ow brow its too low brow ... its from the simpsons ... bart told some guy a limerick written in the bathroom was too low brow for the guy ... i think it was the gabbo episode

[mdr55]

You want something to talk about.


1. Take her to White Castle. For some reason people on the West Coast like those burgers cuz they only can get them frozen in the supermarket over there. And they want to eat them fresh over here cuz there is a difference. (I've transported a couple of sacks of them to Cali.....that's shit like gold there).

2. Talk about gas prices. Gas over here is hella cheap compared to over there.

3. Take her to the grocery store and she'll tell you that fruits and vegetables are cheaper on the West coast and comeback with well clothes here are cheaper to buy and the tax is low (compared to the West Coast).



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[Reephdweller]

is there anything wrong with learning from r+f heads on a message board? if thats wrong then i dont want to be right


No, I don't think so. And I myself wasn't implying that it's wrong to ask, however you might find that you score more points with the girl if you actually show her an interest in getting to know about where she lives by asking her.

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[Snoogans]

no you dont wanna learn, you want facts to know to kick to this chick who is obviously dumb if she is still talkin to you, that way she will like you.

lemme clue you in, if i was talkin to someone, i wouldnt want them tellin me shit about where i live. I ALREADY FUCKIN KNOW WHATS HERE.
you are like those idiots that call psychic lines and believe, and pay 5 dollars a min and all thats ever in the commercial is them tellin shit that already happened.

talk about your shit, not hers, tool. trust me she'll do plenty of talkin about her shit

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[Snoogans]

[quote]
if thats wrong then i dont want to be right
[quote]

*cough* fag*cough*

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

And to GodsFavoriteMan...

KBAR and Zebra two worst clubs in Sacramento....try Riverside Cafe, even Tower Club is better then Zebra. Blue Cue is the best place to go.

Paragarys worse place for pizza once again...Best place is The Pizza Joint AND you actually get weed when you order from there.


Let me add that I am from Nashville, I don't know a damn thing about Sacramento, and my information was based off of the ratings given on Citysearch.

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[Snoogans]

you and reef have more excuses than our intelligence people did about Iraq

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[TooLowBrow]

i sent her a link to this page so she can see for herself that im a poser i guess.... im not a liar just not very impressive, and now she knows it

[Snoogans]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT A DUMBASS

why dont people know how to fuckin talk anymore

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[Reephdweller]

Oh go bang your head on a amp!!

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[Reephdweller]

snoogs i forgot to add the :p to indicate i was joking with you on my last comment.

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[Snoogans]

yea cause i really have the right to be offended by that after shit i say on here

plus it was funnier without the smiley

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[Reephdweller]

i know, but we got some uptight people here on the board...myself included at times so i just wanted to be clear i was jokin'.

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[Snoogans]

nobody's uptight, phish was ballbusting too.

see you goddamn pussies gettin used to smileys so no one gets offended

OFFEND PEOPLE DAMMIT

thats when the fun shit happens

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[PhishHead]

yea man i was just ballbusting i was more making fun of toolowbrow or wahtever the fuck his name is. I aint uptight shit, i was just giving people shit and smileys are for fags thats why i aint using that shit.

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

So it makes it okay if you say:

cocksmocker :)

dipshit :|

or even a fucktard :blush: ?


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[Snoogans]

phish are you tryin to break the single thread shit record or something

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[PhishHead]

shit yea son....shit yea

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[Snoogans]

san jose still kicks sacramento's ass

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[Bulldogcakes]

You sent her a link to show her what a phony poser you are? Are you intentionally trying to fuck this thing up, or do you just know shit about Women, and the human race in general? The more of your replies I read, the more I realize you're hopeless. I give you 2 weeks w/this girl.

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[East Side Dave]

Sacramento is great! Take her to the Shemp Pub on Blublu Boulevard! Fun times!**

**pub and street do not exist

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[suedeface]

Whenever I don't know what to talk about with someone or feel a little akward I pretend I'm interviewing them. Just light hearted like Letterman or something. People LOVE to talk about themselves. (I'm doing it now)

[East Side Dave]

Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm Johnny Carson which means I get drunk and beat my wife...

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[ozzie]

Gas over here is hella cheap compared to over there.

****and always comment if something is good add a hella to it like:

Damn, that food was hella good.

West Coast- Hella + (whatever)
East Coast- Yo + (whatever)

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[DJEvelEd]

i sent her a link to this page so she can see for herself that im a poser i guess....

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[Hottub]

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Prune Juice
Mr. Pibb
or Clamato..

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[suedeface]

Hella is good like Whataburger is hella good. And the police are Popo's.

[Bulldogcakes]

Sacremento. The town that launched the career of Rush Limbagh.

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

You can always talk about how great Don and Mike are.

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[Snoogans]

thats the best joke ive seen on here

http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnetSnoogs.jpg
http://snoogans194.blogspot.com/
GO SAWX!!!!!
The worst choke job in the history of sports Snoogans 1, Monitor 0