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Furtherman

12-16-2004, 06:42 AM

This guy was.

Mexican cannibal kills, grills lover for breakfast (http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0002/20041215/1759718531.htm)

"They said there was a person eating a person,"

I ate his liver with some refried beans and a nice Dos Equis.

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GodsFavoriteMan

12-16-2004, 07:25 AM

I'll hold on the Mexican, I prefer Philippino (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5654966/)

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IamFogHat

12-16-2004, 08:23 AM

I would have made him into a chimmy-changa.

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whiteboy1457

12-16-2004, 08:46 AM

The corpse, which had its back ripped open and its innards pulled out, was missing various parts, like a thigh, he said.

i would have gone for the breasts

MASTA MEAT

mdr55

12-16-2004, 08:56 AM

Mexico huh....so is that white or dark meat? :quest:

Iamnotatool

12-16-2004, 09:22 AM

I thought this was a Selma Hayak thread :(

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spartain117

12-16-2004, 07:26 PM

eeeeeeewwww. "look out hanible u got some compation."

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mdr55

12-16-2004, 07:38 PM

I thought this was a Selma Hayak thread :(

I wouldn't mind eating her. ;)

Bulldogcakes

12-17-2004, 02:32 AM

"Honey, last night was great. Would you like some breakfast? Oh thats right, you are breakfast"

When this guy says he had a piece of ass last night, he means it!

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cumbiero_81

12-17-2004, 05:34 AM

Now, if the guy ate her crotch, would that be considered a REAL furry taco?? :quest:

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Iamnotatool

12-17-2004, 05:37 AM

no, it would be considered cunnilinguis, AND you'd know it wasn't a black guy, cause they don't eat beaver.

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Bulldogcakes

12-17-2004, 06:39 PM

Now, if the guy ate her crotch, would that be considered a REAL furry taco??
It was two guys.

I met this guy, he was a street pushcart food vendor.
Here's how the conversation went.

Me "Hey buddy, could you give me a hand?"
Mex "Sure, fried in olive oil?"
Me "Wow, that's what I call finger food! How's it sold"
Mex "By the foot"
Me "Any specials today?"
Mex "Leg of Sam, Long Foot Hero, Quiche Lorraine, and Grandma's Minced Meat Pie for dessert"
Me "Hmm. Sounds good. But I think I'll just have the Baby's Back Ribs.
Mex "That'll be $5"
Me "Here you go, So how's business?"
Mex "Tough to get a head in this business"

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mikeyboy

12-17-2004, 06:45 PM

Now, if the guy ate her crotch, would that be considered a REAL furry taco??
It was two guys.

I met this guy, he was a street pushcart food vendor.
Here's how the conversation went.

Me "Hey buddy, could you give me a hand?"
Mex "Sure, fried in olive oil?"
Me "Wow, that's what I call finger food! How's it sold"
Mex "By the foot"
Me "Any specials today?"
Mex "Leg of Sam, Long Foot Hero, Quiche Lorraine, and Grandma's Minced Meat Pie for dessert"
Me "Hmm. Sounds good. But I think I'll just have the Baby's Back Ribs.
Mex "That'll be $5"
Me "Here you go, So how's business?"
Mex "Tough to get a head in this business"

You forgot the rimshots.

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Bulldogcakes

12-17-2004, 06:58 PM

Bah doom ba cha!!

Oh, come on Mikey, that's clever shit!

Hooooahhh!

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