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Furtherman
12-16-2004, 07:36 AM
That is according to Xzibit.

Xzibit: Only white people see ghosts, aliens (http://www.southflorida.com/news/sfl-eslozg3dec15,0,5004712.story?coll=sfe-guide-headlines)



The rapper and Pimp My Ride host claims blacks are too busy with other issues to make wild claims about UFOs or spooks.


Is this true? Do whites have too much time on their hands which leads to claims of the unbelievable?


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Katylina
12-16-2004, 07:43 AM
white people are so scared of dead people


blacks are too busy with other issues to make wild claims about UFOs or spooks.

OK... what is wrong with that statement??
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IamFogHat
12-16-2004, 08:17 AM
"I lived in South Central (Los Angeles) and none of them [expletive] dare come this way."

I'm so sure that ghosts are afraid of angry black people.

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mdr55
12-16-2004, 08:41 AM
That's because ghost can't see black people in the dark! Duh.....(unless they smile). :gasp:

FMJeff
12-16-2004, 08:42 AM
this isnt true actually....many UFO sightings have been reported around the world...leave it to a black guy to say aliens would be too scared to enter the ghetto...give me a fucking break...

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FUNKMAN
12-16-2004, 08:47 AM
leave it to a black guy to say aliens would be too scared to enter the ghetto


and he certainly ain't be talkin bout illegal aliens, word

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Furtherman
12-16-2004, 08:50 AM
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Iamnotatool
12-16-2004, 09:15 AM
When did Xzibit become the voice of the people, or "peoples"

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JPMNICK
12-16-2004, 09:17 AM
there is no doubt in my mind that XZibit is gay. I truly believe this. From what i hear, there are a lot of gay/bi rappers. They just do it on the side and cover it up with money. From seeing him on that show, I must say that hardcore image he tries to portray in his rapping to the little laughing bitch he is on that show.

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GodsFavoriteMan
12-16-2004, 09:23 AM
there is no doubt in my mind that XZibit is gay. I truly believe this. From what i hear, there are a lot of gay/bi rappers. They just do it on the side and cover it up with money. From seeing him on that show, I must say that hardcore image he tries to portray in his rapping to the little laughing bitch he is on that show.


A couple years ago, I was working at the Ritz Carlton in DC. During that stint Xzibit was a guest at the hotel. His bodyguard asked me to help him dress up his room with hearts and balloons (I don't remember if it was Valentine's or not) to impress the girl because, according to the bodyguard, he didn't have a lot of experience with girls. He definitely spent the night with her. I was going to use this to prove that he's not gay, but as I was writing it, I suddenly realized, you may have a point.

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Iamnotatool
12-16-2004, 09:29 AM
I could care less if he smokes the cock or not, he's funny, and he can rap ok. I just don't want his opinion on UFO's which we ALL know really exsist.

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JPMNICK
12-16-2004, 09:31 AM
funny in a gay way?

btw, that hotel story basicallky seals the deal for me.

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Melrapuo
12-16-2004, 09:34 AM
It's probably cuz black people used to be chased by beings in white sheets, but they stopped believing in ghosts after it turned out to just be a bunch of racists.

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GodsFavoriteMan
12-16-2004, 09:41 AM
Photographic evidence.

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furie
12-16-2004, 10:22 AM
http://www.jerrypippin.com/betty%20and%20Barney%20Hill.jpg


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Reephdweller
12-16-2004, 10:41 AM
ET hollah home!


Furtherman, that cracked me up!! :)



or spooks.


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SatCam
12-16-2004, 11:30 AM
Then again, black people are six times more at risk for glaucoma...

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TheMojoPin
12-16-2004, 03:01 PM
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Bulldogcakes
12-16-2004, 05:11 PM
Back in the 50's an interracial couple was HAPPY to be abducted by aliens. Back then most interracial couples were abducted by guys wearing white sheets.

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A.J.
12-17-2004, 03:46 AM
Only white people see ghosts

What about that black guy in all of those Three Stooges shorts?

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FUNKMAN
12-17-2004, 03:48 AM
how about Stymie

he actually heard ham and eggs talk to his tomach

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