I got WOWed today

[WNEWstinks]

I got WOWed not one hour ago. I saw a pair of great 17-19 year olds' breasts. She must have seen my WOW sticker as well as my "I love monster rain" bumper stickers. (which are still on ebay).

Can life get any better... I submit it can not!

I'M GETTING BILLY STAPLES BIG ASS CARD!!!

This message was edited by WNEWstinks on 12-16-04 @ 5:12 PM

[Furtherman]

I got WOWed today


No you didn't.

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[Iamnotatool]

Damn you furtherman for beating me to it.


WNEW, you didn't get wow'd, you just figured out what wow means, and you're trying to be funny, or interesting, both of which you are failing and flailing.

What the fuck is an I love monster rain bumper sticker, and why would a chick flash you for having it?? I'd flash you my middle finger and tell you how I truly felt.

Worst of all...


Can life get any better... I submit it can not!


Even if this bullshit DID happen, which we know it did not, how could life not get better? Are you that pathetic that seeing one pair of boobies in what amounts to a prison visit is top of the charts for you? Reach higher, young cocksmoker, REACH HIGHER!

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This message was edited by Iamnotatool on 12-16-04 @ 5:29 PM

[WNEWstinks]

Envy will get you nowhere!

I did get WOWed, and you did not. Sorry the truth hurts. But I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.

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[Snoogans]

I got WOWed today


when you are breastfeeding, it doesnt count as being wowed

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This message was edited by Snoogans on 12-16-04 @ 5:33 PM

[Iamnotatool]

If by WOW'd, you mean "got anally violated in the piledriver position" then yes, I do believe you were WOW'd today.

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[IrishAlkey]

I hope I get WOWed tonight.

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[Iamnotatool]

Oh you will big boy, you will. You might even get a WOW WEE

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[Snoogans]

there were a bunch of dominicans WOWed by a window with the virgin mary on it, until someone cleaned the window
edit, alright im sure there were others besides dominicans too

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This message was edited by Snoogans on 12-16-04 @ 5:39 PM

[mdr55]

What does WOW mean? :quest:

[Snoogans]

WOW means someone layed a penis over his nose, roman war helmet style

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[mdr55]

OK....I thought he said his MOM wowwed him.

[Snoogans]

oh, no i think i said that

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[SatCam]

How much did it cost?

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[TheMojoPin]

Alkey just WANGed me.

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[mikeyboy]

You're lucky. Ed BROWNed me.

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[Reephdweller]

I believe him. Know why? Because he spelled the whole thing perfectly.

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[Snoogans]

yea wait a second, how the hell does he know how to spell now.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Once, about four years ago, I felt the urge to WOW someone. I saw a guy with a limp walk to his car in my neighborhood. He got into a white Ford Festiva with a WOW bumperstick (Pretty much holding the fender to the car). I'm normally pretty shy about things but never in my life did I see a guy mored deserved to see boobies-- even mine-- in my life.

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[Snoogans]

i think my leg is about to hurt for a long time

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[Bulldogcakes]

I believe him. Know why? Because he spelled the whole thing perfectly.

Fuck! You beat me to it. I just got home.

He did get WOWed, he was
Wrestling
Old
Wankers

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[ChickenHawk]

She must have seen my WOW sticker as well as my "I love monster rain" bumper stickers. (which are still on ebay).
Does anyone smell...
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[mikeyboy]

She must have seen my WOW sticker as well as my "I love monster rain" bumper stickers. (which are still on ebay).
Does anyone smell...
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No, because then they would be "I love Moster Rane" bumper stickers.

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[A.J.]

Once, about four years ago, I felt the urge to WOW someone. I saw a guy with a limp walk to his car in my neighborhood. He got into a white Ford Festiva with a WOW bumperstick (Pretty much holding the fender to the car). I'm normally pretty shy about things but never in my life did I see a guy mored deserved to see boobies-- even mine-- in my life.

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[Justice4all]

You're a liar, and you're a thief.




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[Jennitalia]

I got my wow stickers yesterday. i may just have to start wowing.

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[cumbiero_81]

WNEW... your such a retart.. day after day I have to read your BS stories and it seems that only an illiterate assmonkey like yourself needs attention really bad to be posting WOW stories.. maybe that would of been interesting in, lets say, 2001 or 2002, but not now....

and stick your little dog and his joint up your ass.

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[INFOSTUD]

Congratulations!!! Did you get WOWed while lifeguarding? Or was it when you were driving past that alll-girls middle school? Or perhaps it was when you were in Fantasy Land.

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[Hottub]

I'm in Delaware.

we've been moving shit down here since Saturday and it's all over.


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[LordJezo]

I havent seen boobs in almost 2 months.

I'm jealous.

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[grlNIN]

You're a liar, and you're a thief.




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I wish George Clooney would WOW me.

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[Aggie]

I wish George Clooney would WOW me.


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I'm waiting for the director's cut to see the money shot.

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[SatCam]

WNEW... your such a retart..
lal...

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