FUCK THE NEWS

[Snoogans]

i try not to watch news programs on television. my mother had it on while we were eating dinner, and now i see why.

its not enough that they never talk about anything BUT depressing shit, as if they wanna scare us into thinkin missles are headed at their house, instead of telling me relevant news like a lane of said highway will be closed so that i avoid said highway

on top of that, lets tease news to make more money
i swear on channel 5 i heard "an urgent terror threat you need to know about.....coming up at 10p" it wsa fuckin 6:30, real damn urgent

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[ADF]

And what about those airplane peanuts... I mean, c'mon!

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[mikeyboy]

Why don't they make the whole plane out of the material they use to make the black box?

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[Snoogans]

im not kidding. im genuinly pissed at how the news is handled in this country. i didnt realize how bad it was cause i dont watch it.

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[Iamnotatool]

Let's go to the video tape!

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[Iamnotatool]

Twice! Damn you double post!

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This message was edited by Iamnotatool on 12-16-04 @ 6:49 PM

[DJEvelEd]

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[SatCam]

Thank god there are good guys like "The Problem Solvers" and those who tell us "You Paid for it!"

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[El Mudo]

You know what would be great? If they had those moving sidewalks at the airport all over the city...

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I hear ya snoogs. It's all depressing shit. The best part about the 6pm Fox broadcast is that it leads into The Simpsons.

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[furie]

"A common household item could be a potential killer. Which item? find out tonight at 11pm, on Action 12 News."
"Hint: you could be using it right now...be sure to tune in tonight"


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[torker]

"And now for our hearing impaired audience.....Our
top story tonight...."

"OUR TOP
STORY TONIGHT....!"

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[Melrapuo]

"Out of this Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorld..."

"Tonight on....the Highlight Zone..."

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Sickens me.

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[Snoogans]

that was actually the one she had on, with the hilight zone, so fuckin gay, thats really gonna help me when im out and about in life, take 10 minutes to show some dumb shit

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[El Mudo]

FUCK THE NEWS


At least they let you know about the heart of Rock and Roll..



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[Misteriosa]

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[Furtherman]

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[Death Metal Moe]

<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YtGSXMuWMR4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YtGSXMuWMR4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>

Ok, that is brilliant.

[pennington]

<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YtGSXMuWMR4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YtGSXMuWMR4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>

Seems we're not so different from our British cousins.

[jennysmurf]

Ok, that is brilliant.

Agreed! :laugh: