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torker
12-18-2004, 06:57 PM
Robert De Niro is certainly one of the greatest actors of his generation.
But even the greatest have moments that are less than stellar.
His worst acting was in Frankenstein. He was just awful in a classic role.
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-18-2004, 07:05 PM
I vote Rocky and Bullwinkle
Edit: At least I'm brave enough to saw it.
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12-18-2004, 07:12 PM
GODSEND was GodAwful.
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Fallon
12-18-2004, 07:12 PM
Showtime sucked balls.
GODSEND was GodAwful.
Yeah it was. I fell asleep during it.
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12-18-2004, 07:13 PM
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12-18-2004, 07:50 PM
Showtime was really bad.
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I dunno, but Chloe Sevigny does.
TheMojoPin
12-18-2004, 09:29 PM
Where the fuck is "Meet The Parents" or those stupid "Analyze This/That" movies he made?
Screw what you heard. Those are the laziest roles he ever fucking took, and he sucks impossibly large cock in all of them. Him hamming it up in "Rocky & Bullwinkle" is goddamn Shakespearean compared to him schlupping his sociopathic ass through another "straight man in the wacky comedy" role.
Movies like "Flawless" are garbage, but at least he was TRYING to do something...ANYTHING...in them...the "comedies" above are just pathetic.
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Fallon
12-19-2004, 12:17 AM
I dunno, but Chloe Sevigny does
I have a video of that on my hard drive. Pretty nice.
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DJEvelEd
12-19-2004, 02:17 AM
I got further through the Bullwinkle abortion than the Frankenstein shitschmear.
Although his did show some ass in Frankenstink.
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Bulldogcakes
12-19-2004, 03:59 AM
Although his did show some ass in Frankenstink.
He wanted to let you know where that shit was coming from
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Reephdweller
12-19-2004, 05:17 AM
Uh, you left out his worst blunders of all!! Goodfellas, Midnight Run, and that Taxi Driver movie. Pffffffffffffffffffffffft!!!
actually, they rocked!!
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badorties
12-19-2004, 10:12 AM
compared to the rest of the list, 'we're no angels' isn't that bad of a flick -- the cast is cool, and has some funny moments ...
has there been an actor that hasn't made a shitty flick, it seems everyone has a klunker or two ...
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TheMojoPin
12-19-2004, 10:17 AM
has there been an actor that hasn't made a shitty flick, it seems everyone has a klunker or two ...
John Cazale. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001030/)
Only made five movies before he died, and all five were nominated for the Best Picture Oscar.
I don't think anyone can beat that track record.
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DJEvelEd
12-19-2004, 10:21 AM
has there been an actor that hasn't made a shitty flick, it seems everyone has a klunker or two ...
John Wayne (He only died in ONE movie!!!!)
[Edit:] OOPS!!!
His death is seen in the following films:
The Shootist - He is killed in a gunfight in at the end of the film.
The Cowboys - He is killed by Bruce Dern's character.
The Alamo - Playing Davy Crockett, he is killed by a Mexican soldier's lance.
Sands of Iwo Jima - He is killed by a sniper's bullet at the end of the film.
Wake of the Red Witch - He dies as the ship sinks.
The Fighting Seabees - He is shot by a sniper.
Reap the Wild Wind - He is killed by a giant squid.
His character death is not shown in the following:
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance - His character is dead at the beginning of the film and the story is told in flashback by James Stewart who is attending his funeral.
The Sea Chase - Lana Turner and Wayne are on a ship when it sinks, but the possibility that the characters survived is left open.
The Deceiver - Ian Keith's character died, but the corpse was played by John Wayne.
Central Airport - John Wayne has a very minor role as the co-pilot of an aircraft that crashes into the ocean.
Now I have to check if DeNiro died in many of his. I doubt it!!!
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Bulldogcakes
12-19-2004, 02:58 PM
has there been an actor that hasn't made a shitty flick, it seems everyone has a klunker or two ...
I could be wrong, but I cant think of one movie Gene Hackman was in that totally sucked.
French Connection
Posiodon Adventure
Bite The Bullet
Bridge too far
Superman
Hoosiers
Missippi Burning
Unforgiven
The Firm
Get Shorty
Absolute Power
Robert Duvall also.
Not leading men but both seem good in all their roles
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mikeyboy
12-19-2004, 03:04 PM
has there been an actor that hasn't made a shitty flick, it seems everyone has a klunker or two ...
I could be wrong, but I cant think of one movie Gene Hackman was in that totally sucked.
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DJEvelEd
12-19-2004, 03:22 PM
John Wayne = 0 Klunkers
Bruce Lee = 0 Klunkers
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DJEvelEd
12-19-2004, 03:36 PM
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= No klunkers
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murfee
12-19-2004, 03:38 PM
he was not made i good movie in 25 years
joe poo ruulz and bring ron
and fez back to nyc damm it
Bulldogcakes
12-19-2004, 03:49 PM
he was not made i good movie in 25 years
Is this WNEWStinks again under a new name?
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12-19-2004, 05:21 PM
Bridge too far
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torker
12-19-2004, 05:24 PM
Robert Duvall also.
He was pretty bad in Gone in 60 Seconds.
John Wayne = 0 Klunkers
McQ, he was old and it was bad.
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badorties
12-19-2004, 06:57 PM
I could be wrong, but I cant think of one movie Gene Hackman was in that totally sucked.
the quick and the dead
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JustJon
12-19-2004, 07:38 PM
I dunno, but Chloe Sevigny does
I have a video of that on my hard drive. Pretty nice.
And yet you only sent me the still shots from that scene.
And Tom Hanks... Joe Vs. The Volcano.
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TheMojoPin
12-19-2004, 09:15 PM
Man, I love John Wayne, but "The Conqueror" is just fucking queer and horrible.
He played Gengis Khan...JOHN WAYNE AS GENGHIS KHAN.
Let it sink in.
That movie was so bad, it gave him cancer.
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"The Green Berets" is inexcusably cheesy and asinine, too.
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badorties
02-10-2005, 07:34 AM
finally, russel crowe has chimed in (from page six) ...
"... I mean, Robert De Niro's advertising American Express. Gee whiz, it's not the first time he's disappointed me. It's been happening for a while now."
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Melrapuo
02-10-2005, 07:43 AM
finally, russel crowe has chimed in (from page six) ...
"... I mean, Robert De Niro's advertising American Express. Gee whiz, it's not the first time he's disappointed me. It's been happening for a while now."
Is he gonna get Toot Toot and fight DeNiro?
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JPMNICK
02-10-2005, 07:45 AM
Let it sink in.
That movie was so bad, it gave him cancer.
That may be one of the funniest thing you have said in your 20k+ postings.
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02-10-2005, 08:03 AM
That may be one of the funniest thing you have said in your 20k+ postings.
It's funny cuz it's true! (http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_016.html)
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Freakshow
02-10-2005, 08:23 AM
And Tom Hanks... Joe Vs. The Volcano.
I really like Joe versus the Volcano. There are better ones you could have picked:
Volunteers
The Man with One Red Shoe
Dragnet
or even The Money Pit
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02-10-2005, 08:38 AM
That may be one of the funniest thing you have said in your 20k+ postings.
It's funny cuz it's true! (http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_016.html)
ok then he is back to being unfunny again.
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02-10-2005, 11:04 AM
In 1953, the military had tested 11 atomic bombs at Yucca Flats, Nevada, which resulted in immense clouds of fallout floating downwind. Much of the deadly dust funneled into Snow Canyon, Utah, where a lot of The Conqueror was shot
explain to me 2 things. Why would we test atomic bombs on our own soil, and WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SET OFF ELEVEN?
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