Read my ass - Rumpology

[Furtherman]

Using bamboo sticks dipped in scented oil and crystals -- though they may appear like garden pebbles to the untrained eye, Miranda assures they are "crystals specially imported from the Orient" -- the butt oracle traces every line, curvature, dimple and imperfection of a person's posterior. He does this, of course, with a straight face. "The left cheek is the cheek of the future," Miranda said. "The right cheek is the cheek of the present. Your love life, your money, your career, everything is there. It's no different than reading a palm or someone's eyes."


Psychic TV `rumpologist' becomes huge hit on Spanish-language TV (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/miami/sfl-dpsychicdec20,0,6570000.story?coll=sfla-news-miami)

Spanish television really does have the wierdest shit on air.

As for the butt reading - your future looks like crap!

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[furie]

I thought this was going to be about an apology from Rumsfeld.


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[Furtherman]

I see a trip to Uranus in the future....

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[Bulldogcakes]

Spanish television really does have the wierdest shit on air.

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Don Francisco has the worlds greatest job, and I dont even speak spanish

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[sr71blackbird]

Sabado Gigante has some of the hottest girls on tv! I dont even care that I cant understand it!

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they may appear like garden pebbles to the untrained eye


dingleberries?

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[Bulldogcakes]

Sabado Gigante has some of the hottest girls on tv! I dont even care that I cant understand it!

Have you ever found yourself watching Telemundo or Univision for half an hour before you realize you dont speak spanish?

Another good show
"GUERRA DE LOS SEXOS!!"
What a fuckin blast!

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[Bulldogcakes]

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LOVE those Spanish soap operas

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[DJEvelEd]

I can read shit lumps but I only read the F‘c of hot chicks. (No guys, no retards) Hot babe crap doesn't smell any better but it SURE LOOKS BETTER COMIN OUT!!!
Yuk Yuk Yuk !!

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[Bulldogcakes]

No discussion of Rumpology would be complete without . . . . .


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[FUNKMAN]

i heard they gave a false reading to one guy and said he only had a short time to live and it nearly rectum



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[FUNKMAN]

there have also been claims that these oracles are on crack

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[A.J.]

Spanish television really does have the wierdest shit on air.

Indeed - and I think this Spanish-language television personality might be a fan of "rumpology" as well:

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[Freebird]

Have you ever found yourself watching Telemundo or Univision for half an hour before you realize you dont speak spanish?

And then watch for at least another half hour because you don't care that you don't speak spanish?

Every morning, my friend. Despierta America makes my day. If I got home early, I'd watch Primer Impacto. News the way I like it!!

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I'm about to turn it up a notch!

[Bulldogcakes]

Notice how this thread has gone from a discussion of Rumpology to Spanish TV and
nobody noticed it's off topic. I guess Telemundo and Rumpology are one in the same.



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This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 12-22-04 @ 9:28 PM