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Iamnotatool
12-21-2004, 01:52 PM
I truly hope Shaq crushes this lil bitch Kobe.
How's he gonna talk about Malone disrespecting his wife. I think forcing your dick into a teenagers shitbox is a little disrespectful to his wife too, but he did that. Buying off your wife's forgiveness is a tad disrespectful too. He did that.
MIAMI (AP) -- Shaquille O'Neal has some advice for former teammate Kobe Bryant when the rivals play against each other for the first time -- stay out of the lane.
``If you've got a Corvette that runs into a brick wall, you know what's gonna happen,'' he said in a halftime interview on ABC's ``Monday Night Football.'' ``He's a corvette. I'm a brick wall. So you know what's gonna happen.''
O'Neal and his new team, the Miami Heat, play Bryant and the Lakers on Saturday in Los Angeles. The two feuded for most of his time there. O'Neal asked to be traded to Miami in the offseason after the Lakers lost to Detroit in the NBA Finals.
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``A lot of people think you have to have a relationship to play together and win championships. That's not true at all and it was evident. But you have to have respect,'' O'Neal said. ``Were we ever close? Not really. Did I respect his game? Of course I did.''
O'Neal said he didn't find out that Lakers coach Phil Jackson had been fired after losing to the Pistons until seeing it on the NBA's Web site.
``Now usually when something like that goes down, I'm either the first or second to know about it,'' he said. ``So when he was fired without my knowledge, I knew some changes were going to be made.''
Bryant told ESPN last week that he couldn't reach O'Neal to talk to him before the trade because he didn't have his phone number. O'Neal told ABC's Al Michaels he had no reaction to that.
``Because I know how he really is. I've been trying to say that for eight years. But you have to look at the individuals and see what type of people that they are,'' he said. ``I've always done things the right way, I've always done things the classy way.''
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ChickenHawk
12-21-2004, 02:11 PM
It'll all be settled when Shaq's Heat bitchslap Kobe's Lakers on Christmas Day. It's gonna be a fun matchup. But we all know which one can actually carry a team and which one can just talk shit.
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Iamnotatool
12-21-2004, 02:16 PM
As Shaq said, Kobe doesn't have to worry bout guarding him, he's gotta worry about "The Flash" Dwayne Wade
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keithy_19
12-21-2004, 02:17 PM
I hate them both. But Kobe is a bitch and I hope is genitals fall off.
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jocefus
12-21-2004, 02:36 PM
was watching sportscenter and its not 100% that shaq will be playing christmas day due to a calf injury he suffered last night...
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FUNKMAN
12-21-2004, 02:52 PM
i couldn't care less about either of these shits
i wouldn't give them the steam off my piss
if i was driving down the road and saw either of them i wouldn't even beep the horn because i wouldn't want to waste the electricity
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I hope they each tear their ACLs.
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Iamnotatool
12-22-2004, 05:39 AM
Shaq's a cool dude, man, I'm not sure why y'all are hating him. However, I can guarantee you, Shaq plays on X-Mas whether he's got a bum calf or a bulletwound. He's winning that game.
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TheGameHHH
12-22-2004, 07:08 AM
I'm the only person in America rooting for Kobe and the Lakers
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Furtherman
12-22-2004, 07:18 AM
``He's a corvette. I'm a brick wall. So you know what's gonna happen.''
He's an idiot. You're an idiot. So I know you'll continue to be idiots and too many people will anticipate two idiots playing basketball. I'll never understand that.
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Iamnotatool
12-22-2004, 07:41 AM
Eh. You can say that about anyone's interests. Some fools like NASCAR, I think they are idiots for watching a car making left turnes for hours.
Some like hockey, which I'll never understand.
I'm a big baseball fan, and I know that bores people, as does hoops, football, anything.
Just because it's not what you enjoy, doesn't make those of us that do idiots, does it?
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WindowSill
12-22-2004, 08:44 AM
Fuck Kobe-Shaq. The very anticipated Detroit vs. Indiana rematch is on the same day on ESPN.
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Furtherman
12-22-2004, 10:59 AM
Just because it's not what you enjoy, doesn't make those of us that do idiots, does it?
I have no problem with basketball. It's those two. I don't care how good a professional athlete is - if they're an asshole, they don't deserve any of our attention.
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Iamnotatool
12-22-2004, 11:15 AM
How is Shaq an asshole? Guys plays hard, works with kids, never gets in trouble, married w/ kids.
Does he fuck around on the road. Probably, but who cares.
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Furtherman
12-22-2004, 11:19 AM
Their whole "feud" is stupid.
But yea, I'll give Shaq the props for being a more decent athlete.
The press glorifying their feud deserves the asshole label as well. I'm sick of hearing it and it will never matter in the long run.
Edit: Actually, Shaq is an asshole for bringing the world "Steel".
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mdr55
12-22-2004, 06:51 PM
Edit: Actually, Shaq is an asshole for bringing the world "Steel".
C'mon...the girl in the wheel chair was kinda cute.
Walrus622
12-22-2004, 07:48 PM
These guys are told from day one they are special, some just never learn to put there talent into context. Shaq may not be pure, but he is at least likable.
ChickenHawk
12-25-2004, 11:13 AM
Couple minutes till tip-off... I'm psyched.
I'm a Knick fan, but I am actually excited for a basketball game for the first time in a long time. It's gonna be a solid match-up, and while I'm certainly not a Heat fan, I hate Kobe, so I hope Shaq destroys.
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Dudeman
12-25-2004, 11:23 AM
i can't watch these two f's. the lakers could have kareem, magic, and worthy play together. the lakers could have chamberlin, west, and baylor play together. what do these dipshits think makes them better than kareem and magic. screw them.
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Fallon
12-25-2004, 11:33 AM
Kobe went after Shaq as soon as he got the ball and got stuffed, second attempt he got it in. Both are playing well so far.
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ChickenHawk
12-25-2004, 11:38 AM
In the first two LA posessions, Kobe went STRAIGHT at Shaq all by himself. He got shut down and lost the ball the first time, then he drives straight at Shaq again, and backed up for a fadeaway and made it.
It's obvious he had clear intent to go straight at Shaq right from the get go.
And I like how they BARELY acknowledged each other at center court. Shaq gave Kobe a tap on the back, neither of them made eye contact, and that was it.
I AM HAVING A GREAT TIME WATCHING THIS GAME!!!
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ChickenHawk
12-25-2004, 02:16 PM
WHAT A GAME!
WHAT.
A.
GAME.
A 2-point win that went into overtime and came down to Kobe taking a potentially game-winning 3 pointer. YOu could not have scripted a better Christmas Day matchup. More games in the NBA should be like today's game. I was reminded of the basketball of the early 90's today.
Dwayne Wade and Shaq are quite a team.
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Bulldogcakes
12-25-2004, 04:22 PM
How's he gonna talk about Malone disrespecting his wife. I think forcing your dick into a teenagers shitbox is a little disrespectful to his wife too, but he did that. Buying off your wife's forgiveness is a tad disrespectful too. He did that.
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``If you've got a Corvette that runs into a brick wall, you know what's gonna happen,'' he said in a halftime interview on ABC's ``Monday Night Football.'' ``He's a corvette. I'm a brick wall. So you know what's gonna happen.''
Gotta love Shaq. A very cool dude.
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Bulldogcakes
12-25-2004, 04:24 PM
I'm the only person in America rooting for Kobe and the Lakers
Did you mean "Kobe and the Lakers"
Or "Kobe and the Lawyers"?
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Bulldogcakes
12-25-2004, 04:28 PM
Their whole "feud" is stupid.
But yea, I'll give Shaq the props for being a more decent athlete.
The press glorifying their feud deserves the asshole label as well. I'm sick of hearing it and it will never matter in the long run.
If anyone is stupid here its YOU for not understanding the first thing about how the Media works. They have to have something to sell. Old marketing axiom "You dont sell the steak, you sell the sizzle". Of course it has nothing to do with Basketball. The real fans will be watching no matter what. They're tageting the casual fan (like me).
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WindowSill
12-25-2004, 04:37 PM
Thems fightin words...
Great game today. Dwayne Wade IS IT man, I mean Kobe had his 42 points, but thats cuz hes the only one that gets the ball, but Wade with his 29 and 10 assists looked great out there. Miami looks like they could take anyone this year. Only downside of the game was that Shaq fouled out before OT.
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