Scarlet Johansson--- How hard would you hit it?

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I love her movies, but I really love her titties.

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Lovely lips...

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Not many can pull of the chest armor with the red high heels.

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In conclusion, I would hit it very hard.

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[WindowSill]

Id start her off gently, and then harder and harder...until I hit it so hard her head bounces of the headboard...and then Id hit it that much harder...


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[Reephdweller]

Pretty hard. She's so friggin' hot.


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[JohnnyCash]

I would hit it very hard.


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[FUNKMAN]

one guarantee, i'd be hard if i ever got to hit it

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[ChickenHawk]

I'd hit it until my dick looks like a slim jim.

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[DESERTEAGLE.50]

I had no idea her front utters were so "nurse the bad baby"

guess that part was lost in translation :|
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Id definitely hit it hard enuff to deflate her mouth.
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I'd hit it until my dick looks like a slim jim.


that was funny! kudos

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[Hottub]

I would try to hit it, but would probably prematurly ejaculate about 10 seconds after I got in. Quite Hot indeed.

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She's pretty -- and I like her dirty pillows.

But I'm not taking sloppy seconds after Derek Jeter.

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[IamFogHat]

I would destroy her. Her poon would be obliterated from the face of existence.

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[Iamnotatool]

But I'm not taking sloppy seconds after Derek Jeter.


I call bullshit.

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[mikeyboy]

But I'm not taking sloppy seconds after Derek Jeter.


I call bullshit.



Maybe, but you would definitely have Benicio Del Toro sloppy seconds (http://www.webindia123.com/news/showdetails.asp?id=37817&cat=Entertainment)

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[Iamnotatool]

Yeah, but this chick has fucked everyone. Hell with it, I'd wear a rubber, but I'd fit it so hard it'd melt off.

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[A.J.]

I call bullshit.

Guess I should have used the [SARCASM] quotes or the :)

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Tool:

The first set of pictures--which movie are they from?

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[JPMNICK]

oh man, i had no idea her rack was so big. and natural. NICE.


i would hit it in a heartbeat. I wouldn't even care of i was walking in as Jeter was walking out of the room.

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[ChickenHawk]

I highly doubt those are natural.

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[Iamnotatool]

The first set of pictures--which movie are they from?



Movie? That from my personal home video collection.

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[Aggie]

I'd even hit it. I guess I'd need some tools to actually accomplish that, but she's so hot. And I love her voice too.

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[JPMNICK]

I highly doubt those are natural.



well if they are fake, they may be the best pair i have ever seen.



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[Doctor Manhattan]

She is very pretty, but I don't see why people go so crazy about her when there are people like Salma Hayek and Angelina Joile around

She is a good actress (Scarlet, not the two others I mentioned)

And she is very lovely so I would hit it, but,
I don't think I'd always <b>Hit it hard</b>, infact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love, and fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you gotta squeeze, sometimes you gotta say please
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey!"

I'm gonna <b>hit it</b>..Softly
I'm gonna screw Scarlet gently
I'm gonna hump Scarlet..sweetly
I'm gonna bawl Scarlet Discreetly

And then you say "Hey, I got you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute Scarlet,
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?"
Thats fucking teamwork

I'd ask Scarlet "Whats your favorite posish?"
Thats cool with me its not my favorite but I'll do it for her
Then I'd ask Scarlet "Whats your you favorite dish?"
I'm not gonna cook it but, I'll order it from ZANZABAR!

And then I'm gonna love Scarlet completely
And then I'll fucking fuck Scarlet discreetly
And then I'll fucking bawl Scarlet completely
but then.. am gonna <b>hit it hard</b>.

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[BoondockSaint]

I'd hit it so hard I'd have a Scarlet Johnson.

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[Iamnotatool]

I'd even hit it. I guess I'd need some tools to actually accomplish that



Fortunately for you, Tools is here to help you.

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[mdr55]

She's good looking. But her nose kinda stands out. :|

[Doctor Manhattan]

She's good looking. But her nose kinda stands out.


I never even noticed her nose, and still don't see any problem with it.

That statement just set off my "Gaydar" I didn't even know I had one.

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[Uncle Smokey]

Beat me to it.

I looked at those pictures for five solid minutes and I cant tell you for sure she even has a nose.

On the bright side, I think I found someone to help me pick out window treatments while my chick's out of town.

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[JPMNICK]

By "nose" do you mean breasts?

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[fezident]

She's not all that hot. Her face is weird. Good body but, there are million chicks with BETTER bodies and normal lookin' faces.
So...YES, I would hit it but, I'd be thinking aboot Elisha Cuthbert the entire time.


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[TheMojoPin]

She's so hot because she actually looks like an individual person, as opposed to, say, Elisha Cuthbert, where there are a thousand other actors/pop stars/porn stars that look EXACTLY LIKE HER.

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[mdr55]

She's Smoking hot in these pics. But in the other pics like the "Lost in Translation" she got a big nose. It's like when Ron used to talk about Nicky Hilton, she looks hot in some pics but other pics you have to do a double take.

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[JPMNICK]

she is hot because she looks like a chick you could see in a bar.



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she is hot because she looks like a chick you could see in a bar.

Nobody that hot ever walked into MY bar.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

she can walk into my "bar" anytime ;-)

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[whiteboy1457]

I'd even hit it. I guess I'd need some tools to actually accomplish that, but she's so hot. And I love her voice too.

u can tell a chick is hot when another one says she'd hit it

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that's her best look


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[Iamnotatool]

Actually, it's her 2nd best look. Her best look involves handcuffs, cool whip, and my semen dripping from her chin.

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[ChickenHawk]

That's her best look
While I agree with you, I have to acknowledge that it's also her most airbrushed look.

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i dont think she even needs airbrushing... id hit it till my dick fell off

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[Bulldogcakes]

She's not all that hot. Her face is weird. Good body but, there are million chicks with BETTER bodies and normal lookin' faces

WHAT?! She's gorgeous. If there's one complaint it's her ass. Which is nice, but not exactly Brazilian. Not that that matters because sometimes asses that dont look great in a pair of jeans look FABULOUS wrapped around your shlong.

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Well said Bulldog.

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Scarlett, however, admitted that they never made it out of the lift before lust took over. "We were making out or having sex or something, which I think is very unsanitary," said she.

Unsanitary?

Nonetheless, other celebrities at the event were shocked to see the gorgeous 'Lost In Translation' star all over the 'Traffic' actor Benicio, who is famous for having huge bags under his eyes.

Benicio Dice Clay-"Bags under da eyes? I had my SACK under her NOSE! Ooowwhhh!

Meanwhile, Scarlett's admission has caused a sensation in Hollywood. One source said, "How they managed it in the Chateau Marmont lift is a miracle. Their lifts are old wooden ones that date back about 80 years. They're small and creak when they are moving. I hate having to use them - let alone have sex in one.

Nice. Adds to the danger. Not only might you get caught, You might get killed. Nice!

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[Melrapuo]

I'd DEFINITELY hit it.

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[mdr55]

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jessica_alba_2/gm_l3.jpg
NOW that's what I'm TALKING about!!!!Brunettes are sexier.

[TheMojoPin]

There's already an Alba thread.

Don't defile this one with her.

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

I once dated this girl who looked so much like her *minus the big tits* that I saw a picture of Scarlett on IMDb and thought for a moment it was my ex. So this thread is making me kinda sad and horny at the same time.

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[mdr55]

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She can't sing, but she sure looks like she can suck. :eg: She's sexy when her hair is darker. Brunettes rock.

[Iamnotatool]

DON't YOU FUCKING DARE DEFILE A SCARLET JOHANSSON THREAD WITH THAT NO TALENT FUCKING TWIT ASHLEY FUCKING SIMPSON!!!!!!!

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[Reephdweller]

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I'd hit it!

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Heck, even Joel would!

[c'mon a Hedda Nussbaum reference!!] :)

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