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WNEWstinks
01-06-2005, 12:51 PM
Is there anything bad about drinking red bull a lot? (besides is cost too much)
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TheMojoPin
01-06-2005, 12:53 PM
Your penis turns into a roll of Smartee's.
Oh, and your spelling goes all to shit.
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kevcala
01-06-2005, 12:55 PM
oh krap
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Iamnotatool
01-06-2005, 12:56 PM
You start fucking underage fat chicks and lifeguard at kiddie pools.
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TheMojoPin
01-06-2005, 12:58 PM
You lie about moving to Delaware and then deciding to become an NYC cop.
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ChildofFez
01-06-2005, 12:59 PM
Yeah its like coke...it drains your bank account, you get addicted,your hyper for brief periods of time, and it tastes horrible...but damn it i'll buy when i think i need a pick me up...i think its just all placebo effect
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mikeyboy
01-06-2005, 02:47 PM
You overpay for crap you don't need on ebay, victimize small schildren on bumper cars and yell at old people.
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Reephdweller
01-06-2005, 03:06 PM
It causes you to date underage girls and not knowing the difference between mp3 players and iPods.
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01-06-2005, 04:22 PM
It feeds an addiction to strip clubs.
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UnknownPD
01-07-2005, 08:43 AM
Like excessive coffee, caffiene(sp?) and cocaine it ages the heart prematurally. Supposedly overworks it in short spurts.
Tall_James
01-07-2005, 08:51 AM
Is there anything bad about drinking red bull a lot?
You look even more like a moron holding that stupid little can.
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whiteboy1457
01-07-2005, 12:42 PM
now those are side effects i could live with
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LordJezo
01-10-2005, 11:41 AM
The fucking French banned it so I say we should all drink more (http://www.grandprix.com/ns/ns14031.html)
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I wouldn't be so dismissive of France lest you want to be a hypocrit; I remember reading somewhere a while ago before Red Bull came to the U.S. that the reason it took so long to come here (it was huge in Europe for a while before they released it in the U.S.) was that the FDA was stopping them for some reason.
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DJEvelEd
01-10-2005, 01:17 PM
It's great for douching your Glory HoleT after gay sex. It clings to the semen on your anal cavity walls and breaks it down so when you shit it conveniently drips into your favorite bowl.
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