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mikeyboy
01-07-2005, 04:28 AM
Put all your "Would you hit it?" queries here.

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East Side Dave
01-07-2005, 06:13 AM
That Leslie Mann chick from the other thread sure is a nice dish! Yum, yum, puddin' and pie I'd hit it four times and maybe a fifth if she was lucky!

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Tall_James
01-07-2005, 06:29 AM
Leslie Mann? Sure.

But would you hit...

<img src=http://www.interkino.ru/i/juwannamann/co1.jpg>

Juwanna Mann?

<img src=http://us.ent3.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/fine_line_features/the_anniversary_party/aimee_mann/partypre.jpg>

Aimee Mann ?

<img src=http://www.hdg.de/eurovisionen/images/popup/mannThomas.jpg>

Thomas Mann ?

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mikeyboy
01-07-2005, 06:41 AM
Michael Mann?

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/gladiator/michael_mann/gladiatorpre.jpg

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Iamnotatool
01-07-2005, 06:45 AM
You guys are crazy. BUT, would you hit a chick with...

<img width=400 src=http://www.accutrackrecording.com/Man%20hands.jpg>

MANN HANDS!!

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Tall_James
01-07-2005, 06:46 AM
How about Herbie Mann? Would you hit that? I mean look at the way he puts that flute in mouth.

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Tall_James
01-07-2005, 06:49 AM
<img src=http://www.posternow.com/photos/imagem/m/m9689.jpg>

Would you hit Camryn MANheim while listening to "MANNheim Steamroller"?

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mikeyboy
01-07-2005, 06:54 AM
How about a Redskins sandwich with:

Charles Mann

http://www.brooksinternational.com/charles_mann_pic.jpg

and Dexter Manley?

http://users.ev1.net/~hlsports/a112387.JPG

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Tall_James
01-07-2005, 07:03 AM
They asked former NY Giants DE Leonard Marshall if he would hit Joe TheisMAN.

He said he'd snap that shit like a twig.

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Iamnotatool
01-07-2005, 07:05 AM
Actually, they must've asked Lawrence Taylor.

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Tall_James
01-07-2005, 07:09 AM
I was fairly certain it was Leonard Marshall. Research will be done.

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FUNKMAN
01-07-2005, 07:28 AM
how about a little 'doo wah diddy' with Manfred Mann?

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Iamnotatool
01-07-2005, 07:34 AM
On Dec., 15, 1993, the Lukas family's world changed forever when a rambunctious Tabasco Cat got loose at Lukas's Santa Anita barn at 9 a.m., trampling Lukas' top assistant, Jeff, much like Lawrence Taylor's famous hit on quarterback Joe Theisman on Monday Night Football in November of 1985.


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JPMNICK
01-07-2005, 07:38 AM
these generic threads turn to shit so fast......




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Tall_James
01-07-2005, 07:45 AM
Thanks Senor Tool.

You da MANN!!!!

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Iamnotatool
01-07-2005, 08:19 AM
http://babes.bomis.com/galleries/Internext2005/AshtonMoore.jpg

Ashton Moore is purdy

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TheMojoPin
01-07-2005, 08:23 AM
That person is orange.

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FUNKMAN
01-07-2005, 08:52 AM
That person is orange.


she's got a new type of Hep

Hep O

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Tall_James
01-07-2005, 09:03 AM
That person is orange.

It's because her "Tang" is so nice.

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Snoogans
01-07-2005, 09:03 AM
http://www.dianehill.net/images/DexterManley.jpg

what about your boy dexter MANley

too bad he couldnt read, even AFTER graduating from a D1 college

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torker
01-07-2005, 02:50 PM
http://www.haminahamina.com/pix13.jpg
Mrs. Manicotti?
http://www.mandypatinkin.net/pcshowcase.jpeg
Mandy Patinkin?
http://illinoisleader.com/content/img/f2642/mancow.jpg
not mancow?

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ChickenHawk
01-07-2005, 02:52 PM
This isn't gonna work.

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Walrus622
01-07-2005, 03:13 PM
Lawrence Taylor for sure.

mikeyboy
01-07-2005, 03:22 PM
How about a Redskins sandwich with:

Charles Mann

http://www.brooksinternational.com/charles_mann_pic.jpg

and Dexter Manley?

http://users.ev1.net/~hlsports/a112387.JPG



http://www.dianehill.net/images/DexterManley.jpg

what about your boy dexter MANley




too bad he couldnt read,


...and apparently neither can you. :)

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furie
01-07-2005, 03:31 PM
http://us.ent3.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/fine_line_features/the_anniversary_party/aimee_mann/partypre.jpg

my God, what happened? She was never hot, but Jesus, what a train wreck she's become!


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Recyclerz
01-07-2005, 03:41 PM
my God, what happened?


20 years?



Let's get this thread back on track:

Would you hit it?

http://www.wightssportinggoods.com/R12Y%20softball.jpg

Sure.

http://www.golfcontrol.ch/images/golf_ball_web.jpg

Did hit it & will again.

Et cetera, et cetera. ;)

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torker
01-07-2005, 04:29 PM
http://minutillo.com/steve/weblog/images/rat.jpg
whack it
http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/notorious_murders/family/lisa_steinberg/10a.jpg
smack it

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fezident
01-07-2005, 06:28 PM
http://us.ent3.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/fine_line_features/the_anniversary_party/aimee_mann/partypre.jpg

my God, what happened? She was never hot, but Jesus, what a train wreck she's become!



Furie...who's the blonde? I honestly don't know who she is.

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mikeyboy
01-07-2005, 06:34 PM
Singer-Songwriter Aimee Mann. In the 80s, she was a member of "'til Tuesday"

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Freakshow
01-07-2005, 06:50 PM
<img src=http://www.veavea.com/_images/1696/charytin.1696.jpg>

What about this woman? I want to say yes, because of my policy that I would tap any woman on Univision/Telefutura. But I don't know. She's kinda old. I'm conflicted...

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mikeyboy
01-07-2005, 06:59 PM
<img src=http://www.veavea.com/_images/1696/charytin.1696.jpg>

What about this woman?

Obviously, Freakshow is a fellow scientist. The purpose of a "Would You Hit It?" thread should be to determine what the line is. Throwing at a hot chick and asking is pointless. Throw out a borderline chick, and there's your science. And "Would you hit it?" is a misnomer, because most guys would hit a one-legged midget with an eye-patch and an overbite. The better question is "Is she attractive enough to pursue for sex?"

The answer for me is no, despite the Univision angle.

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fluffernutter
01-07-2005, 10:29 PM
Would you hit Camryn MANheim?


I would absolutely. Besides, shes in my leauge.

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East Side Dave
01-08-2005, 06:17 AM
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I would bang this oldie. I've seen her on the tv and even though she'll be dead soon she shows off her breasts and seems to be in good shape. I would bang this oldie.

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Bill From Yorktown
01-08-2005, 12:53 PM
dont have a link as of yet - but anyone get FHM today? Teri Hatcher may be airbrushed and over made up - but daaaaaamn that cover shot.

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01-08-2005, 12:57 PM
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mdr55
01-08-2005, 02:27 PM
Teri Hatcher-----yes!!! Any time any where. She's one of my favorite actresses.

DJEvelEd
01-16-2005, 07:32 AM
http://www.ultra-pop.org/images/band/blondie.jpg

I like her new cd too so I can play it & plow her.

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01-16-2005, 02:16 PM
http://geocities.yahoo.com.br/jarrebrazil/blondie/galeria/bunny.jpg
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass

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Iamnotatool
01-18-2005, 08:33 AM
http://www.sexyanorexic.com/previews/Anna/aab.jpg

Ummm........yuk (http://www.sexyanorexic.com/enter.html) NSFW

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Jack_Doff
01-18-2005, 08:38 AM
Tool, you're a dick. I just ate and now am feeling bullemic.

Iamnotatool
01-18-2005, 08:39 AM
Would you hit it?



that's not a no.


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Iamnotatool
01-18-2005, 08:54 AM
http://home.comcast.net/~boom100/Belly.jpg


would you?

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A.J.
01-18-2005, 09:00 AM
How?

Where?

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ChickenHawk
01-18-2005, 09:09 AM
Wow.... I never thought I'd see someone whose belly button has sunk below their knees.

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JPMNICK
01-18-2005, 09:18 AM
that shit is photoshopped. there is no way that is real.



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badorties
01-20-2005, 08:27 AM
Courtney Love outta rehab ...

http://www.gawker.com/news/lovemontage.jpg



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Iamnotatool
01-20-2005, 08:49 AM
yuk, I'd rather fuck the anorexic.

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A.J.
01-20-2005, 08:52 AM
yuk, I'd rather fuck the anorexic.

I agree. The anorexic is cleaner...and saner.

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Kevin
01-20-2005, 09:30 AM
[quote]yuk, I'd rather fuck the anorexic.
I agree. The anorexic is cleaner...and saner.


and you would not be forced to shoot yourself in the head afterwards either.

Lumbergh Fucked Her.

Tall_James
01-20-2005, 09:56 AM
http://home.comcast.net/~cheeseeatingbird/wonder.jpg

Would you hit it?

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Tall_James
01-20-2005, 10:37 AM
http://thighswideshut.org/videos/creepyasianmanoncliff.gif

Would you hit this?

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Iamnotatool
01-22-2005, 11:43 AM
http://anon.free.anonymizer.com/http://gorillamask.net/072vy_small.jpg

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Snoogans
01-22-2005, 11:45 AM
harder then ever

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mdr55
01-22-2005, 11:46 AM
That gag reflex is kinda hot. But I guess she won't swallow.

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01-22-2005, 11:51 AM
"hi Lindsay. i just batched in your Sprite!"

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Snoogans
01-22-2005, 11:53 AM
http://gorillamask.net/whoahan.gif

this one is better

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Iamnotatool
01-22-2005, 12:14 PM
http://www.exbyte.net/thumber.php?mh=5000&mw=566&i=aHR0cDovL21lZGlhLmV4Ynl0ZS5uZXQvbWVkaWEvaW1hZ2Vz L2M5ZDhkYWVlOTEzMThhMjFmYWNmYWRjNDJhOWM0MTdhLmpwZw ==

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ChildofFez
02-05-2005, 01:24 PM
I'm gonna use this for a serious topic for a sec.... Now Parker Posey...

http://www.allaboutjazz.com/sepatbluenote/parker_posey.jpg

http://www.zelluloid.de/images/szenen/3a4b9c611b1fd.jpg

would you hit it?

I know I would just based on comedic talent alone...and well yes she is very hot.

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torker
02-05-2005, 01:43 PM
comedic talent


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TheMojoPin
02-05-2005, 01:47 PM
I'd fuck her out of spite for playing the same damn annoying-ass person in every movie she's in.


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Hottub
02-05-2005, 01:50 PM
I'm not good enough to fuck her, so I would fuck Mojo after he fucked her out of spite for playing the same damn annoying-ass person in every movie she's in.



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