Job Opening, Downtown NYC

[FMJeff]

Looking for someone with 5 yrs tech support experience in a corporate environment. Must have:

Windows NT/2000/2003 admin experience
Windows 95/98/ME/XP admin experience
Hardware troubleshooting experience
Must be able to build a computer from parts
Must be able to build a 1U Rack Server from parts

Must also have familiarity with:
Visual Basic
MS C Sharp
Asp.Net
SQL

send your resumes to me: info@ronfez.net

Location is downtown NYC by WTC, easy access by Path Train from NJ and by subway.

Great benefits, stock options possible.

Email me if you think you qualify.

Jeff

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[Snoogans]

ooooo ooooooo oooooooo pick me

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[Snoogans]

oh yea and i cant do any of that shit

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[mdr55]

Do you get to meet porn stars??

[Iamnotatool]

I can spell some of that stuff.

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[LordJezo]

Shouldn't that be MS C# ?

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[ChildofFez]

Shouldn't that be MS C# ?

Your hired!!!

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[JerryTaker]

Bah, I can build a computer from parts and I know SQL, but that's about it from that list.

Fuck Microsoft and thier .NET bullshit. I'd have to spend hundreds on thier damn compilers just to teach myself C# and ASP.

-Sorry, that's pretty much what goes through my head every time I see an IT opening in the past 2 years

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[FMJeff]

i agree with ya there jerry

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[JustJon]

I have a copy of visual studio, it's really overrated.

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[torker]

I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets.

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[Snoogans]

i know how to post on a messageboard, what does that qualify me for

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[mikeyboy]

i know how to post on a messageboard, what does that qualify me for


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[Snoogans]

ITS CUSTODIAN, DICK!

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[Hottub]

Yeah snoogs, get you ass to the lounge and mop up.
It's a complete mess and Ed overflowed the toilet again!

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[Snoogans]

im too busy burning in the stairwell and eating abba zaba, my only friend

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[PhishHead]

ok janitor

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[FUNKMAN]

our Janitor in grammar school was Arnesto

man could he spread the sawdust

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[Bill From Yorktown]

I qualify and start at 130,000....

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[torker]

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[ThePointer]

I can read the job posting does that mean I qualify as a manager there ?

you have two choices: Castration or a one way ticket to New York

[GodsFavoriteMan]

Looking for someone with 5 yrs tech support experience in a corporate environment.

Damn. I only did Cox Cable for 2 years.


Must have:

Windows NT/2000/2003 admin experience. -- I have 2003 running as my Laptop's OS and succesfully installed my drivers all by my lonesome!

Windows 95/98/ME/XP admin experience. -- What is this Admin thing?

Hardware troubleshooting experience. -- I've replaced RAM, installed my own CD-R, and can play with PCI slots.

Must be able to build a computer from parts.-- It's like Legos right?

Must be able to build a 1U Rack Server from parts. -- Sounds hot.

Must also have familiarity with:

Visual Basic. -- I've heard of it.

MS C Sharp.-- I played a little piano.

Asp.Net.-- Yes, (it's okay to fudge on a resume a little)

SQL-- No, I'd rather work on Access without playing with SQL.

I'm 100% sure I totally qualify.



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