Spanish Lottery Scam IN MAIL

[angrymissy]

So I went to pick up the mail today and there was an oddly sized envelope addressed to me, postmarked from SPAIN.

I basically got the Nigerian Bank Scam deal, except IN THE MAIL from "Loteria Primitiva" in Spain. These fuckers actually spent 77cents to mail this to me.

Apparently I have won a Spanish lottery and am entitled to my prize of $615,810USD! And all I have to do is fill out their award form with my name, address, date of birth, SSN, and Bank Account Information!

I guess email spam isn't working for these people anymore.

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[DJEvelEd]

Send them fake info! Or give them info of someone you want to fuck with.

Or.....give the card a good pap shmear and send it back! (I prefer using poopie)

My friend just got an e-mail from his bank asking to confirm his account #'s. It had legit graphics and everything. He traced it back to Thailand!

They got BIG balls!



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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 1-11-05 @ 7:47 PM

[mdr55]

At least you didn't have to buy magazine prescriptions.

[Death Metal Moe]

Send them back joke info, like Jack Mehoff or Dick Hertz, funny street names and made up numbers.

Oh, I'm such a silly goose!

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[Bulldogcakes]

How about an unexplained white powder? No, dont do that. People have NO sense of humor for those kinds of pranks these days. Could get YOU 5-10 in Lebenworth. Bad idea. Funny, but bad.

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[DJEvelEd]

Dip it in a bucket of AIDS.

Write on the card: "Welcome to AIDS you filthy foreign fuck!!! Comprende culo apestoso?"

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[torker]

Congratulations!

The bottom line, according to the FTC: Ignore all mail and phone solicitations for foreign lottery promotions. If you receive what looks like lottery material from a foreign country, give it to your local postmaster.
USPS (http://www.usps.com/postmasterfinder/)

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[ADF]

This sounds like a job for Bobby D.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Sounds like a job for Liberal liar Mickey Moore and one of his hardly fact checked Mock-umentary masterpieces!

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[FUNKMAN]

send it back with a little note:

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes...like yourselves.


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[Neogoon]

The bottom line, according to the FTC: Ignore all mail and phone solicitations for foreign lottery promotions. If you receive what looks like lottery material from a foreign country, give it to your local postmaster.
USPS (http://www.usps.com/postmasterfinder/)

Oh, sure, I am a trusting, mindless sheeple and I will immediately send my rightfully won foreign lottery winnings to my local postmaster!

Buncha greedy quasi-government bureaucrat bastards trying to cover their budget shortfalls by using my winnings...

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