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SuperClerk
01-14-2005, 11:05 AM
Chyna was a guest on Howard Stern this morning. (http://www.pwtorch.com/artman/publish/article_11533.shtml)

Ummm.....yeeeeah.

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walking joint
01-14-2005, 11:08 AM
and she has nuts

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Iamnotatool
01-14-2005, 11:10 AM
IT'S A CLENIS!

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Qube
01-14-2005, 11:10 AM
She sounded like she was slipping in and out of this dimension. Her sentences were all over the place and I don't think she even realized what she was talking about.

Hilarious, but also disturbing.


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torker
01-14-2005, 11:12 AM
70,000 people, people spit mustard on me

this I would pay to see

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walking joint
01-14-2005, 11:14 AM
IT'S A CLENIS!


i thought it was a dictoris


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torker
01-14-2005, 11:24 AM
Clinically speaking it is a penitoris.

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Snoogans
01-14-2005, 11:25 AM
there aint no woman there, its completely penis, no clit parts

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JPMNICK
01-14-2005, 11:57 AM
i was listening to O&A when they had HHH on, and he said X-Pac was heavy into drugs. i think she may have gone down that road with him. i never watch that shit, so i have no idea

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Iamnotatool
01-14-2005, 12:06 PM
Nick, you wrassling mark.

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badorties
01-14-2005, 12:16 PM
heard five seconds of her piss-poor anna nicole impersonation, and turned it off ...

she's the real cringe factor on the surreal life ...



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FUNKMAN
01-14-2005, 12:45 PM
she's the real cringe factor on the surreal life ...


minnie me was ready to punch her in the balls...

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Heather 8
01-14-2005, 02:14 PM
Hmmm... why does the name Dana Plato keep popping into my head?

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Fallon
01-14-2005, 03:15 PM
Ae you saying Chyna is going to die a day or two after being interviewed by Howard?

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Fallon
01-14-2005, 04:03 PM
She looks fine to me, I don't know what you guys are talking about!!!

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01-14-2005, 04:08 PM
http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/14/13b.jpg

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Johnny Fontane
01-14-2005, 04:39 PM
This is funny, I don't know jack shit about Chyna, but I do know she was hanging outside my building today at 1633 Broadway. This guy I work with told me she was out front smoking with some huge fat guy, mumbling about how nobody's perfect and she wants a McDonald's breakfast. He didn't even recognize her, he said she looked like some kind of crack whore.

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DESERTEAGLE.50
01-14-2005, 06:15 PM
to me, Chyna-"doll" looks like the boss in Mortal Kombat, the guy with the 4 arms

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SuperClerk
01-15-2005, 05:23 AM
70,000 people, people spit mustard on me


Sounds like Rake Yohn's dream come true.

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torker
01-15-2005, 05:54 AM
http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/14/11b.jpg

Where do you get off having tits?

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sleepyeyed_Jynx
01-15-2005, 06:33 AM
She looks soooooo disgusting. I can't believe I once had a crush on her when I was younger. And I be Trips is ever so greatful that he moved from her to Steph at the time he did, because now he has the money, the power and infulence, as well as the REAL hot babe with giant cans.

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Iamnotatool
01-15-2005, 06:39 AM
i cant believe you had a crush on her ever

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BoondockSaint
01-15-2005, 06:47 AM
You guys are throwing around the word "her" way too much.

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CYYYFYYY
01-15-2005, 07:17 AM
Why do you guys keep showing pics of Axel Rose on this Chyna thread?

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ChickenHawk
01-15-2005, 10:12 AM
Drug OD: I give her 8 weeks.

Who's placin' bets?

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torker
01-15-2005, 10:32 AM
They just haven't found the body yet.




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Se7en
01-15-2005, 05:11 PM
You know, I was never really that big of a Chyna fan, but I have to say, it's just really, really disturbing how far she's fallen these days.

I mean, seriously, Tammy Sytch is probably looking at her and saying, "Well, I suppose my life could have turned out worse...."

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BoondockSaint
01-18-2005, 05:33 PM
http://www.nypost.com/gossip/38326.htm



Even more unsettling was when hulking Chyna jumped onstage and performed a nude striptease




Earlier that night, Chyna got buck-naked and jumped into the fish tank at Coral Room as Schenkenberg filmed her with a video phone.


She seems ok to me.

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Iamnotatool
01-18-2005, 06:05 PM
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina, Chyna has a clenis

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Kevin
01-18-2005, 08:14 PM
i guess being celeb boxing does not payoff after all

Lumbergh Fucked Her.

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torker
01-26-2005, 07:03 PM
the train wreck is on E!

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Kevin
01-26-2005, 07:04 PM
wow this is ugly. i just wish i caught this train wreck from the start.

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Death Metal Moe
01-26-2005, 07:14 PM
I give her about 3 weeks. Cause of death will be her breasts suddenly come up and wrap around her neck, snapping it like a twig.

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Melrapuo
01-26-2005, 07:16 PM
Diharhea...

Is this a different version of Stoner Spelling Bee?

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Fallon
01-26-2005, 07:21 PM
i just wish i caught this train wreck from the start.
If you missed any part of tonights episode, it reruns at 2am.

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Kevin
01-26-2005, 07:22 PM
GREAT Thanks alot Fallon.

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Kevin
01-26-2005, 10:08 PM
Thats Garbage. The didnt show the best part. The 1 2 3 kid call. bullshit.

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Fallon
01-26-2005, 10:27 PM
Part one was Tuesday. They had the X-Pac call-in.

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Kevin
01-26-2005, 10:40 PM
Oh did not know that.

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Crippler
01-27-2005, 05:38 AM
I read a website that transcribed the conversation, the X-Pac call-in, etc., and it sounded (read) like a clusterfuck. But seeing it in living color is more disturbing than I could have ever imagined.

I never really even cared about Chyna in the WWE and yet I feel so sad for her. She pokes fun of Sean being in rehab when she is obviously either chemically altered herself, or is ape shit insane & needs to be chemically altered under a doctor's supervision.

The most disturbing part of the show for me was her in the lobby of Stern's building, interacting with the fans and stuff. She seemed so far removed from reality. And when she was signing the little doll & turned it around to kiss it, there was a madness in her eyes that I can't describe. I hope she gets some kind of help because like a lot of people have said in this discussion.she's can't possibly be far from rock bottom.

And what the hell is Marcus Shankenwhatever thinking? Wasn't this guy in the fall-back position for Pam Anderson on more than one occasion? And now he's getting kissy-kissy with Chyna? Way to help out the male gender in general.we don't nearly often enough hear about how men will bang anything that moves, and here's a male model who (according to that same article) has gone home with Scores-ilk strippers during previous visits & he's rubbing up against Chyna. Thanks, bro, for killing those stereotypes.

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Iamnotatool
01-27-2005, 06:04 AM
Crips, that shit is just for Surreal life. Same reason that fine ass model is trying to fuck Bobby Brady.

Marcus wants him and Psychochyna to be the next Flav and Bridgitte

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Crippler
01-27-2005, 06:38 AM
Crips, that shit is just for Surreal life...Marcus wants him and Psychochyna to be the next Flav and Bridgitte
Kissing clenis is a long way to go for an extension on your 15 minutes of fame, but I suppose you're right.

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A.J.
01-27-2005, 06:52 AM
"Clenis"

Is that a combination of:

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AND

http://digilander.libero.it/italiandoh/picgallery/enosgallery/captureD26.jpg

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Iamnotatool
01-27-2005, 07:31 AM
Kissing clenis



I doubt he kissed the actual clenis. If he did. Ralph.

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fiestygal
01-27-2005, 02:09 PM
well as her howard stern interview that was on E the other nig ht she also enjoys cocain

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Iamnotatool
01-27-2005, 02:30 PM
well as her howard stern interview that was on E the other nig ht she also enjoys cocain


I'm not as think as you drunk I am.


If your saying she likes coke, yeah, I don't doubt it. I bet she also enjoys the pipe, and plenty of the PK's as well. I've been FUBAR more than once, and they say it takes one to know one, and I know one, and she was FUBAR on the Stern show. C'mon, getting naked in front of your Tito Puentes/George Lopez looking crack smoking brother? Nice.



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mariloupeterson
01-27-2005, 03:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that chyna has went down hill ever ssince her and trips split?

torker
01-27-2005, 04:47 PM
she also enjoys cocain


I dont thinks so, maybe a little Chyna White...
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Heather 8
01-27-2005, 05:05 PM
has anyone else noticed that chyna has went down hill ever ssince her and trips split?



Ya think?

Although (and yes, it pains me to say it), you really can't blame her downfall on Trips. Joanie fucked up her own life.

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Crippler
01-27-2005, 06:19 PM
I think what you're trying to say is: Trips & Nips didn't screw Joanie...Joanie screwed Joanie!

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old-fan
01-27-2005, 08:08 PM
have you seen her on surreal life?
from the first episode shes unpacking tons of booze bottles and within minutes (tv time) shes obviously blitzed out of her friggin mind.

she used to be cool in wwf but now shes just pretty damn pathetic, i give it a year before she kills herself.

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Kevin
01-27-2005, 08:23 PM
she used to be cool in wwf but now shes just pretty damn pathetic, i give it a year before she kills herself.


She was never cool anywhere. But she does need major help. I hope some of her old freinds at least try to help her out. She really has gone down hill.

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Heather 8
01-28-2005, 01:51 AM
I think what you're trying to say is: Trips & Nips didn't screw Joanie...Joanie screwed Joanie!


You put it just as eloquently as I should have, Crips. ;p

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