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JustJon
01-15-2005, 08:21 PM
Read here (http://www.thejournalnews.com/newsroom/011405/b0314malldeath.html)

Jumps four stories from Dave & Busters to kill self.

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Snoogans
01-15-2005, 08:33 PM
soooo, i guess we arent having anymore parties there

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Jennitalia
01-15-2005, 08:50 PM
Jon must have beat him in Battle Tech


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ChickenHawk
01-15-2005, 09:21 PM
ANy chance he was wearing a Jets jersey?


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Justice4all
01-15-2005, 10:53 PM
Jon must have beat him in Battle Tech






Now THAT'S COMEDY!

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Hosp
01-16-2005, 06:08 AM
"The camera shows he sat there for a while, looking over the edge," Baumann said. "He then put one leg up on the chair and jumped. It happened in a split second and there is no way anyone could have stopped him."


This was a man who meant it. It's not like those pussies who go up to a ledge and stand there "debating" it. I had a friend who used to work at the All Star Cafe at the Trump Taj Mahal, one night he went out to the highest level of a parking garage and sat on the ledge. There was a full police response. They took him in for mental evaluation. And then the next time I saw him, he was showing me all of the news clippings and tv reports about him. He was just attention starved. At least I have to commend the Palisades center guy for being committed to his goal.

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torker
01-16-2005, 06:47 AM
There are larger drops at this mall.
Why risk just getting injured?

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FUNKMAN
01-16-2005, 07:24 AM
my new years resolution is to drop some weight


just not all of it that quickly

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booster11373
01-16-2005, 05:19 PM
[quote]There are larger drops at this mall.
Why risk just getting injured?

That about as high as you can get at that mall

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JustJon
01-16-2005, 07:49 PM
Depending which part of D&B you are at, it's either a 3 or 4 story drop. I assume his was four stories.

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CYYYFYYY
01-16-2005, 09:38 PM
Jumping off a building is just rude. Do you realize someone has to clean you up. Especially from the higher floors. SPLAT a TOMATO!

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Doogie
01-16-2005, 10:00 PM
Jumping off a building is just rude. Do you realize someone has to clean you up


I have to quote Patton Oswalt by stating:

That is why ya stuff your pockets full of candy and gum so that it would be like a pinata when ya hit. "Ohhh gosh this is tragic. There is body parts everyw....Hey!! A snickers!! Yes, a snickers!!"

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The Nature Boy
01-16-2005, 10:09 PM
Is there any truth to the rumor he was wearing a Blue Blazer mask?

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Iamnotatool
01-19-2005, 06:08 AM
I worked in Hackensack right off Rt 4 in the office buildings where Friday's is. Was outside having a smoke, when I heard a bit of a thud. Looked to the left and a guy was laying there in jeans and a tee with his left foot touching the back of his head. Went over to check on him and he was completley blue.

Turns out, he imploded from the 10 story jump, saving us the nasty mess of his blood. He had been served divorce papers from his wife.

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Snoogans
01-19-2005, 08:01 AM
I worked in Hackensack right off Rt 4 in the office buildings where Friday's is. Was outside having a smoke


my lawyer is in that building, thats funny

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LiquidTension0
01-19-2005, 08:57 PM
i work at Barnie's Coffee in that mall and i just found out that i went to high school with the jumper...and yes there are higher places in the mall...why would u risk injury (which he did btw, wasn't pronounced dead until he made it to westchester medical...yikes!)

TastelessGinny
01-21-2005, 03:12 AM
Read here (http://www.thejournalnews.com/newsroom/011405/b0314malldeath.html)

Jumps four stories from Dave & Busters to kill self.


Sorry, we still do things better in New Jersey. (http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/272481p-233202c.html)

A suicidal New Jersey man set a new standard for self-inflicted brutality when he decapitated himself by driving away from a light post with a rope tied around his neck.

Wolfgang Persieck, 50, of Union Beach, died when the rope, which he had attached to the post, jerked his head off as he stepped on the gas Saturday night.

Now, THAT is sheer determination.

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