Chick rips off boyfriends ballbag

[Iamnotatool]

From England's The Sun

A jilted girl tore off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands - then popped it in her mouth, a court heard yesterday.

Amanda Monti, 24, grabbed Jeffrey Jones, 37, by the genitals in a rage after he refused to have sex.

She ripped off his left testicle leaving him in "excruciating pain". Monti, just 5ft 2in, then put it in her mouth to hide it.

The testicle was later found by a pal of Mr Jones who handed it back, saying: "That's yours." Doctors were unable to re-attach it.

The victim told Liverpool Crown Court how he had earlier ended their relationship but Monti refused to accept it.

After a party at his home in Netherton, she wanted sex but he was not interested. There was a struggle and she ripped off his shorts leaving him in his pants.

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Fucking ouch!

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[ChickenHawk]

She ripped off his shorts leaving him in his pants?

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[DJEvelEd]

Some tribes in Africa perform this lavish ritual. They tend to swallow the testicles since they taste better than rocks.

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hopefully she paid him a quarter


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That is so fuckin sexy.

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Chick rips off boyfriends ballbag


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Amanda Monti?

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[TheMojoPin]

Chick rips off boyfriends ballbag

After a party at his home in Netherton, she wanted sex but he was not interested.

Meh.

Sounds like he didn't need it in the first place.

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