View Full Version : Woman falls to death attempting balcony handstand
furie
01-18-2005, 06:13 PM
NORTH FORT MYERS, Florida (AP) -- A woman fell to her death while trying to do a handstand on the railing of a second-floor hotel balcony, sheriff's officials said.
Molly Jerman, 23, of Cape Coral died Sunday. While attempting a handstand, she toppled over and dropped to the hotel patio, according to the Lee County sheriff's department.
Just before she fell, she had called out to a friend, "Watch to see what I can still do," a police report said. Foul play is not believed to be involved, officials said. (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/18/balcony.death.ap/index.html)
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TheMojoPin
01-18-2005, 06:28 PM
Second floor? Maybe their second floors are somehow "bigger" than the second floor I live on, because if I fell out of my apartment and died, I'd suck.
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Melrapuo
01-18-2005, 06:29 PM
Just before she fell, she had called out to a friend, "Watch to see what I can still do".
Well that answer is a resounding "no".
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FUNKMAN
01-18-2005, 06:31 PM
it's a shame... a young woman who was obviously full of energy
reminds me a little bit of Peter Sellers in the Pink Panther when he was working the paralell bars and dismounted down the basement stairs
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torker
01-18-2005, 06:42 PM
They love it!
I know, I know! But I can only do it once. ...
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mothershucker
01-18-2005, 06:44 PM
Two words come to mind:
Dumb ass.
I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker
Well that answer is a resounding "no".
What was the question?
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fezident
01-18-2005, 07:32 PM
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"Look what I can do!"
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JustJon
01-18-2005, 07:42 PM
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"Look what I can do!"
You should be banned for life for quoting MadTV.
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TheMojoPin
01-18-2005, 08:56 PM
You should be banned for knowing what it was in the first place.
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Se7en
01-18-2005, 09:36 PM
I think we have our first nominee for the 2005 Darwin awards.
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Molly Jerman, 23, of Cape Coral died Sunday. While attempting a handstand, she toppled over and dropped to the hotel patio
"Good golly Miss Molly, you sure like to FALL."
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chgojim
01-19-2005, 05:39 AM
Does this qualify for thinning the heard?
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