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booster11373
01-20-2005, 12:18 PM
US conservative groups are up in arms over a music video featuring children's TV heroes such as the cheerful cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants
full story (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4190699.stm)
This is getting to be ridiculous
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GodsFavoriteMan
01-20-2005, 12:39 PM
But conservatives say it sees the video as a cunning attempt to promote homosexuality.
They point to the fact that the WAFF is linked to a pledge being promoted by some liberal groups which includes a recognition of tolerance of sexual identity.
"We see the video as an insidious means by which the organisation is manipulating and potentially brainwashing kids," Paul Batura, a spokesman for Focus on the Family, told the New York Times.
Nuts! AAHHH! Could they be more misguided and insane?! Brainwashing kids into homosexuality? Or even, God forbid, tolerance!? What in the living fuck is wrong with these people?
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bobrobot
01-20-2005, 12:59 PM
cunning stunts
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DJEvelEd
01-20-2005, 01:14 PM
Patrick: "Hey SpongeBob, did you get your shit pushed in today?"
SpongeBob: "Why would you say THAT Patrick?"
Patrick: "Because all of your turds have penis head dents in them and are filled with white goo. They look like chocolate canolis but taste like ass."
SpongeBob: "The goo is the best part, Here Pat I got some on tap for ya"
*ooze*
*squish*
Patrick: "Ooooh YUMMY!!!"
SpongeBob & Patrick: "F‘ces friends...F‘ces friends...F‘ces friends forever...Tra la la Tra la la!!!"
SpongeBob: "Fuck my Spongehole Pat, FUCK MY SPUNGHOLE!!!!"
Patrick: "I think you should empty your ass mud to make room for my big pink cock."
SpongeBob: "Patrick, every time you think, you weaken the nation!"
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torker
01-20-2005, 02:09 PM
"Fuck my Spongehole Pat, FUCK MY SPUNGHOLE!!!!"
you get a gold star
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-20-2005, 02:25 PM
I still think Tinky Winky was subversive.
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DJEvelEd
01-20-2005, 02:28 PM
you get a gold star
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Make it a brown hairy star and I'LL LOVE YA LONG TIME!!!!
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torker
01-20-2005, 05:23 PM
be gentle, it's been a while
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DJEvelEd
01-20-2005, 05:27 PM
be gentle, it's been a while
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That's some serious sponge bung!!! I'd hit it!!!!
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Bulldogcakes
01-20-2005, 05:33 PM
SpongeBob - who appears on the children's cable channel Nickelodeon - is seen as an icon for adult gay men in the US, apparently because he regularly holds hands with his sidekick Patrick.http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/nutty_professor_ii__the_klumps/andrew_dice_clay/nuttypre2.jpg
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"We believe that this is the essential first step to loving thy neighbour," he said. "And the fun and exciting format makes it a lesson that's easy for children to learn."
That's what freaks them out. Loving your neighbor. And teaching the kids how to do it.
But conservatives say it sees the video as a cunning attempt to promote homosexuality.
You know, I was completely straight. Love the ladies. But after watching this video I have a sudden urge to suck some guy's sweaty cock. And be slammed in the as all night long. Damn, I wish I listened to those Conservatives before it was too late!!!
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DJEvelEd
01-20-2005, 05:37 PM
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http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:oo9RSQYO4U8J:http://home.comcast.net/~giggle28/mypage/spongebob4.JPG
Good God someone needs to photoshop one of those bungs on SpongeBobs ass... :p
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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 1-20-05 @ 9:43 PM
They're just "roommates".
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DJEvelEd
01-21-2005, 03:37 AM
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booster11373
01-21-2005, 05:14 AM
Isn't Love thy neighbor one of the ten commandments, Some conservatives are always trying to get the 10 commandments in schools and courthouses well here's one, nine to go
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badorties
01-21-2005, 07:11 AM
jesus threw that in much later ... never fully ratified to the top ten ...
the commandments have a lot of 'shall nots' ... not too much love mentioned ...
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torker
01-21-2005, 05:00 PM
Fred & Barney & Spurty the WonderCock
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Bulldogcakes
01-21-2005, 05:08 PM
http://www.quicktimeflix.net/agd/fanclub.jpgTHE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO
Those silly conservatives! I bet they think these guys are gay too!
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mikeyboy
01-21-2005, 05:17 PM
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torker
01-21-2005, 05:24 PM
could suck a bowling ball through a crazy straw
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booster11373
01-21-2005, 05:36 PM
http://members.aol.com/PaulEC1/petpot.jpg
whats this guys name
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torker
01-21-2005, 05:43 PM
Peter Potamus
The Hippo Hurricane Holler
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TheMojoPin
01-21-2005, 08:36 PM
What about the Smurfs?
<img src="http://ist-socrates.berkeley.edu/~schovill/pictures/smurfs.jpg"width=450>
All those males, and only one chick, who apparently NONE of them ever hooked up with.
Not only that, but they condoned terrorism with the hilarious antics of Jihad Smurf, who sent explosive packages to one and all!
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Bulldogcakes
01-22-2005, 04:05 PM
What about the Smurfs?
<img src="http://ist-socrates.berkeley.edu/~schovill/pictures/smurfs.jpg"width=450>
All those males, and only one chick, who apparently NONE of them ever hooked up with.
Go figure!
Not only that, but they condoned terrorism with the hilarious antics of Jihad Smurf, who sent explosive packages to one and all!
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Top of the pyramid!
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Doogie
01-23-2005, 03:39 AM
This is just fucking scary!! Just when I thought the right was really off their fucking rockers, now we have this. Goddamn, these fucking people are scary and are going to bring the end of American Society with their bible thumping.
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