Batista is [b]ridiculous[/b]

[only4hassan]

Batista should stay behind HHH and NOT want to take the title for his own.

HHH has shown Bataista nothing but respect. Why repay such friendship with animosity?

Batista is NOT ready for the World Championship!

As Arabic Stone Cold would say, "LOOK OUT, HMAR!!!"

[mikeyboy]

I guess you figured out that the bold tags don't work in thread title, huh?

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[WindowSill]

Has anyone yet to tell you that wrestling is staged?




Batista is NOT ready for the World Championship!



And thats why hes not getting it...


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This message was edited by WindowSill on 1-22-05 @ 6:21 PM

[synthfiend]

Has anyone yet to tell you that wrestling is staged?




Batista is NOT ready for the World Championship!



And thats why hes not getting it...
Please see Randy Orton before making the assumption being ready for a title reign means that a person won't get one.

The loss of truth may be traced to the unhealthy corruption of the mind


This message was edited by mikeyboy on 2-22-05 @ 10:25 PM

[Hassaneatsdick]

What's my name, bitch.

[only4hassan]

thanks, mikeyboy... i know it now. The follies of an amateur right? those will come to realize why ridiculous was meant to be in bold. .. because Batistta needs to keep backing Triple HHH much farther than Wrestlemania. In fact, i dont think Batista can ever know such great friendship in Evolution. Randy Orton was nothing but a betrayer.
Batista, our man, dont let us down, you know where you stand.

and i've got one thing say say to hassan***sd*** and only my bitch stone cold can deliver it!

cha cha cha


As Arabic Stone Cold would say, "LOOK OUT, HMAR!!!"

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LOOK OUT, HMAR!!!

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[Tazz]

Please see Randy Orton before making the assumption being ready for a title reign means that a person won't get one.


I have to disagree. He was quite ready and over enough for the title run, it was the face turn that was rushed too much.

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[Iamnotatool]

I like that Hassaneatsdick character, too bad he went to Bermuda.

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[Kevin]

Batista is starting to get huge cheers when he comes out. I do not think they can keep him heel much longer. He gets much more cheers as a heel then Orton gets as a face.

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This message was edited by Kevin on 1-22-05 @ 10:56 PM

[WindowSill]

I doubt they will keep him a heel much longer with him turning on Evolution....


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[only4hassan]

one more thing....

if/when Batista turns his back (and its a big one) on Revolution; it'll be the dumbest mistake of his entire career. Triple HHH still has many enemies, and Batista doesnt have to make things worse for his buddy by becoming one.
" Man, you're really putting me on the spot here. Let's just put it like this- i would hope to go against the best (randy Orton, not HHH?). I'm at the point where i want to be the man."
There, you see? Batista just admitted he's only dreamt of it, and who said dreams ever hurt anybody?
No stupid mistakes Batista, stay with Evolution until you know you're ready to backstab. If you won't listen to ric flair's reasoning listen to only4hassan (i know best).


As non-Arabic Batista would say "get lost, leen hao, its cheaper just to PAY for sex!"

[Iamnotatool]

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[synthfiend]

Please see Randy Orton before making the assumption being ready for a title reign means that a person won't get one.

I have to disagree. He was quite ready and over enough for the title run, it was the face turn that was rushed too much.
I would like to turn my post over to the much more eloquent Jeb Tennyson Lund courtesy of onlineonslaught.com for my response:

When we think of female WWE performers, we think of several things. A person whose presence on television is justified mostly by her looks. Someone who throws almost completely pathetic punches. Someone who blows spots and screws up finishers. Someone who seems to have an only passing familiarity with the English language. Someone who usually accompanies or is aided by a man, one who is substantially more important in storylines. Someone whose character and storylines are insipid and crushingly inane. Someone who runs the emotional gamut from stupefied confusion and dumb dumb dumb to puling, whining and claiming that they were abused or disenfranchised in some way. Someone who practically devours TV time in pursuit of angles and attention they don't even remotely deserve. In short, a pretty, preening, overpushed, undertalented hack bimbo. A finisher-wiffing, mic-choking, important-man-accompanying, time-eating pathetic excuse for a plot device. That's the epitome of the WWE Diva, and I can think of no one who exemplifies those qualities more than Randy fucking Orton.

World without end. Amen.

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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 2-22-05 @ 10:26 PM

[Kevin]

Wow dude You really do not like Orton.

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[only4hassan]

i have to agree with synth-
who likes Randy Orton? he's nothing but a spoiled lil bitch who whined enough to get the title @ 24 so no one else that age could break the record for long time.
i'm thinking every member of Evolution is whining over that belt [especially pathetic Batista who's NOT 24 by the way]! The only one who hasnt asked for it is Flair. But his time is numbered anyway- the old fool who thinks he can change Batista's mind with a simple speech. Spare me.
Batista needs to talk to mcmahon about STAYING a heel a little longer.
imnotatool? i'd really like those pics in my hassan is always correct thread. This proves that you are the artist in the bunch- and arent they usually.....
uh...
fa*s?
better not say it. I am Arab, and my opinion is like fire. :eg:

As non-Arabic Batista would say "get lost, leen hao, its cheaper just to PAY for sex!"

[SpicyMcHaggis]

I think Batista's tension with Triple H is exactly what should have been done with Randy Orton. If this was the case, we'd all be saying that Orton is now a good face (or if he were in Batista's shoes, going to be a good face).

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[synthfiend]

I think Batista's tension with Triple H is exactly what should have been done with Randy Orton. If this was the case, we'd all be saying that Orton is now a good face (or if he were in Batista's shoes, going to be a good face).
The Fed was so desperate to push Orton on the people before they found out if the people even liked him, and it turns out the people never really liked him, but he's the only face with a chance to win the title so by default the people are cheering for the guy with the best chance of winning. The Fed made the mistake of thinking that all you have to do to be over as a face with the fans is be HHH's enemy and that turned out to be a really bad call.

The loss of truth may be traced to the unhealthy corruption of the mind


This message was edited by mikeyboy on 2-22-05 @ 10:27 PM

[only4hassan]

and why doesnt Keibler want Batista?

Give her time... he'll get a freebie too just like Orton does with everything marked with wwe.

perhaps Batista and Orton should become a tag team or somethin. (pls i dont need to vomit again).

and didnt batista LOSE to Maven at one time? this proves that Batty is superbly ridiculous.


As non-Arabic Batista would say "get lost, leen hao, its cheaper just to PAY for sex!"

This message was edited by only4hassan on 1-24-05 @ 3:51 PM

[Melrapuo]

Hey, I have this great idea for a sig pic for hassan. Anyone remember the Bugs Bunny and Daffy cartoon where they find the treasure in a cave in the Arabian desert, and the guard always tries to get them and yells "HASSAN CHOP!"? That would be perfect.

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[only4hassan]

Hacking Bugs instead of Hassan for a change?

i like it.

Damn Batista and HHH are looking to make great friends for more years to come.
And-
Randy Orton needs a band-aid over his face.

As non-Arabic Batista would say "get lost, leen hao, its cheaper just to PAY for sex!"

[Snoogans]

Who sucks donkey dick??????



HASSAN SUCKS DONKEY DICK, HASSAN SUCKS DONKEY DICK

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[Iamnotatool]

HASSAN SUCKS DONKEY DICK!! HASSAN SUCKS DONKEY DICK!!!HASSAN SUCKS DONKEY DICK!! HASSAN SUCKS DONKEY DICK!!!HASSAN SUCKS DONKEY DICK!! HASSAN SUCKS DHASSAN SUCKS DONKEY DICK!! HASSAN SUCKS DONKEY DICK!!!ONKEY DICK!!!HASSAN SUCKS DONKEY DICK!! HASSAN SUCKS DONKEY DICK!!!HASSAN SUCKS DONKEY DICK!! HASSAN SUCKS DONKEY DICK!!!


sorry, thought we were chanting.

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[only4hassan]

i thought this was a Batista/Evolution thread?

Guess the cottage cheese found the U.S.A-holes again.







As non-Arabic Batista would say "get lost, leen hao, its cheaper just to PAY for sex!"

[synthfiend]

i thought this was a Batista/Evolution thread?

You're absolutely right. Hey wasn't Batista cool on Raw?
There ya go Hassan. right back on track.

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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 2-22-05 @ 10:28 PM

[mariloupeterson]

I think Batista is major cool. I've thought he was cool ever since i first saw his massve body when he was deacon Batista. And i do wanna see him as champ one day.but I did like the idea of letting his becoming a face build up a little while longer cuz after he turns, theres nothin left to watch.Text

[only4hassan]

Please don't win.
Please don't win.
Please be eliminated.
Rumble no longer important to me-
Neither is baby-face Batista.

Triple HHH knows best.

:eg:


As Daivari once said "It's either Diana Haddad, or 7-11 24/7. I choose 7mar."

This message was edited by only4hassan on 1-30-05 @ 6:44 AM

[only4hassan]

Aah-Of-course...... shouldve known...who can dispute with the storylines and belly-aching of the superstars.

no one.

Good for you Batista. I suppose.

EVERYONE PLEASE TELL ME I WAS WRONG!



As Daivari once said "It's either Diana Haddad, or 7-11 24/7. I chose 7mar."

[Kevin]

Now Thats a contract signing!!!!

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[Fallon]

That kicked ass.

I haven't marked out like that in a long time (Tony returning on 24 doesn't count!).

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[only4hassan]

if i weren't dead right now...i'd put batista through a table instead, and rip up his contract too!

Muhammad Hassan once quoted "I am like a Troy; I am like the voice of Sameera Sa3eed; I am the face in your spicy wonton soup...hmar!"

[Teenweek]

I absolutely loved the the thumbs down and the batista bomb through a table.

[SpicyMcHaggis]

When I was watching this RAW, I actually felt excited and compelled for those final fleeting moments when Batista was going to turn. I knew it was going to happen, but the anticipation was amazing. Good show all around.

Which makes me ask this question. Batista: Mainstay in the WWE or flavor of the month?

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This message was edited by SpicyMcHaggis on 2-22-05 @ 9:25 AM

[walking joint]

can someone please give a quick recap of what happened. i fell asleep right after the backstage stuff with Flair/HHH when Orton was overhearing them.

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[Kevin]

Well Spicy. What wrestler under the HHH regime have you seen last that long that has not been established before he came in. Like an Austin or HBK or Rock or Taker? They get to a certain level and Trips kills their career by feeding them to him. He does a good job building them just so he can have his feud. Kind of like a rich chick or guy who goes with someone until he or she is tired of them and dumps them. Although Batista Seems to have a good combo of Mic skills. Not great but not Terrible. Looks,and entertainment Value. It really depends on the people they throw at him.

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This message was edited by Kevin on 2-22-05 @ 11:19 AM

[Kevin]

You mean after Batista overheard them Joint?

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[walking joint]

yeah...Batista is what i meant...what happened at the signing that people seemed to enjoy.

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[Kevin]

Well 1st of all You could go to WWE.com and watch the video of Batista PowerBombing Trips. But as a quick re cap. They came out. bishoff did his little speach on why Batista should stay with raw. As did peanut head on why he should go to smackdown. Then trips made a speach. And well after that. You can watch the video on the site and see for yourself.

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[walking joint]

not at work i can't.

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[Kevin]

Oh sorry. Well what happened was Batista had both contracts in hand he told trips. I made my choice a long time ago. Threw the raw one down and appeared to get ready to sign the smack down one. He gives flair and Trips the thumbs up. Which turned into the thumbs down Then trips tries to attack Batista. Batista clotheslines him. Then throws flair out of the ring. And proceeds to Power bomb Trips through the table. Very cool. When u get a chance watch the vedio. Its very good. The best moment i have seen in a while.

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This message was edited by Kevin on 2-22-05 @ 11:02 AM

[walking joint]

thanks for the recap...i'll check it out when i get home.

Flair last night had me rolling. when HHH told him that it was him who set all those things up he looked shocked and then went into a little thing about how smart HHH was. the talking back and forth wasn't great, but his facial expressions were so funny. i also like the Basic Instinct thing. Benoit is hilarious in it.

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[Kevin]

You can also watch all the Parodys on WWE.com also Joint. Also i forgot to mention was after the bomb Batista Signs the contract over trips and says im Taking your title at WM and takes the belt and raises it.

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

This message was edited by Kevin on 2-22-05 @ 11:13 AM