Robot soldiers bound for Iraq

[booster11373]

The US military is planning to deploy robots armed with machine-guns to wage war against insurgents in Iraq

The funny thing is there built by cyberdyne
the begining of the end (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4199935.stm)

I say this to anyone who will listen, either sharks or robots will be the end of mankind

Ladies and Gentlemen My unlimited Love to Y'all

[booster11373]

and for you conspiracy theroist out there, the people who make them notice the us holding company

The Foster-Miller company is owned by the QinetiQ Group, a joint venture between the UK's Ministry of Defence and US-based holding company, Carlyle Group.

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[JPMNICK]

I for one welcome our new robotic overlords

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[TheMojoPin]

Can we finally just make a gun big enough to shoot the planet in the head?!?

DO.

NOT.

GIVE.

ROBOTS.

GUNS.

I'll be in my bunker. Don't knock on the door, because I'm assuming everyone is just a filthy robot in disguise and the bullets will FLY.

...

"What's the problem, citizen?"

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[FUNKMAN]

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[TheMojoPin]

Can robot homosexuals serve in the robot army?

"Don't ask, don't beep?"

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[FUNKMAN]

they should send over some fembots... i heard Saddam was diggin the white chicks

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My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

[booster11373]

this
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40751000/jpg/_40751749_robosoldier2_ap203b.jpg
plus


http://www.tulane.edu/~jhouston/scifi/robot/terminator.jpg

equals

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[Bulldogcakes]

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Mr Quinn says there are plans to replace the computer screen, joysticks and keypad in the remote-control unit with a Gameboy-style controller and virtual-reality goggles.
This is SO COOL! IT'S FUCKING DUKE NUKEM FOR REAL!!!!
Oh man, I have some people I'd like to send this son of a bitch after!
Does it have a video card so I can download the video and make copies?

Run, motherfucker RUN! So you wouldn't give me back my ten bucks in 10th grade? NOW LETS SEE WHO'S THE SMART GUY! One in the leg, awww he don run so goooood . . ANOTHER IN THE ASS! BAH ha haha hah! TERMINATED!
This is the greatest invention ever! I can be sitting home, jerking off, and killing all my enemies at the same time. 200 grand? What a bargain! Where else can you have that much fun for 200K?
Does need some armor though. Duke Nukem gives you armor.


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Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

[Fallon]

Giving them knives seemed to work out.
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[A.J.]

"You've got to listen to me. Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving."


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[ChildofFez]

This is what I'm most afraid of happening all over again....

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[Freebird]

And the last words people hear before the robots turn on us

"NOOOOOOOOO!!! I'm the one who says things!"

*ssssssssssslllllllluuuuuuuurrrrrrppppppp*

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Now I'm starving

I'm about to turn it up a notch!

[Justice4all]

The US military is planning to deploy robots armed with machine-guns to wage war against insurgents in Iraq

The funny thing is there built by cyberdyne
the begining of the end (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4199935.stm)

I say this to anyone who will listen, either sharks or robots will be the end of mankind




You took the EXACT words right out of my mouth.

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

[DarkHippie]

if the carlyle group makes it, it has to be good.

And in our best interests too.

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[Snoogans]

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BENJAMIN!

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GO SAWX!!!!!
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[FMJeff]

people....they still have to be piloted by human beings...its not like they have AI....

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It made my heart sing.

[JamMaster]

people....they still have to be piloted by human beings...its not like they have AI....

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It made my heart sing.

Yet.....

Ignorance, Predjudice and Fear Walk Hand in Hand - Neil Peart

This message was edited by reddyj31 on 1-24-05 @ 4:27 PM

[El Mudo]

Their first prototypes didn't work out so well..

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[DarkHippie]

Ok who wins, one of these robots or a monkey with a switchblade?

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[Hottub]

"You a thirty seconds to comply!"
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People, haven't we learned anything?

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
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[torker]

Their first prototypes didn't work out so well..
http://home.hiwaay.net/~tfharris/pulpculture/columns/040129.jpg

That's the 2nd generation..

The prototypes were superior.
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[center]Take my soul to the lost and found [center]

[TheRealEddie]

All I can say is one word...

Finally!

Big A.S.S. #20261

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[pOOpsHIp]

I think programmed beasts like those are feasable based on todays tech.

(during battle):

Somethig moves, Identify it.
If it doesn't pass inspection it dies.

Frendlies have I.D.

[DJEvelEd]

No robot thread would be complete without:

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[FUNKMAN]

correctamundo

GIGANTOR! Sing it in your deepest voice!

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My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

[ChildofFez]

i say its only a matter of time till one of these are on the black market...like Ebay...or parts for it are online and it's just trolling around high schools and small towns and it becomes a policemns new partner

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[IamFogHat]

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Now we'll need sexy girl robots to keep up morale. Sucky Sucky! Five dorra!

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The Dude abides

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[The Nature Boy]

Begun the clone war has...

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[whiteboy1457]

scientist predict AI will come into play between 2015-2030

MASTA MEAT

Cluching defeat out of the claws of victory.

[booster11373]

you all laughed at me when i first brought this up, but whos laughing now bitches

The robot soldier is coming! Robots are a crucial part of Army's effort to rebuild itself as21st-century fighting force, and $127 billion project called Future Combat Systems is biggest military contract in American history... Developing...

this is from Drudge so it most be true


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Hasta La vista Bitches, im going to my bunker to ride out judgement day

Ladies and Gentlemen My unlimited Love to Y'all

[booster11373]

<p>We will look at this in future as the first shot in the upcoming Robots versus Man war</p><div><h3>Robots run amok at hospital</h3></div><p>The San Francisco Chronicle <a href="http://dw.com.com/redir?destUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sfgate.com%2Fcgi-bin%2Farticle.cgi%3Ffile%3D%2Fchronicle%2Farchive% 2F2005%2F06%2F13%2FBAGIOD7JHM1.DTL&siteId=3&oId=2061-11128_3-5746689&ontId=10784&lop=nl.ex">reports that </a>Waldo, a robot that delivers medicines at the University of California San Francisco Medical Center, went bezerk. </p><p>&quot;Waldo shot past the pharmacy and barged uninvited into the examination room in the radiation oncology department, where -- according to an anonymous caller -- a doctor was examining a cancer patient,&quot; the paper's columnists wrote. &quot;According to the caller, Waldo wouldn't leave, and the startled doctor and patient felt obliged to flee the room.&quot; </p><p>Many believe that robots will be used to perform dangerous or menial tasks in the future. But that's what people thought in the &quot;Planet of the Apes&quot; movies and look what happened there. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><div class="blogAuthor">Posted by <a href="mailto:michael.kanellos@cnet.com?subject=FEEDBACK: Robots run amok at hospital">Michael&nbsp;Kanellos</a></div>

When i first arrived you were all such jerks

But now i've come to love your quirks

[Knowledged_one]

<p><img src="http://kai.iks-jena.de/bigb/mav/firescout3.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Anyone know what this is?&nbsp; It's the Army/Marines test vehicle the Firescout.&nbsp; It's based on a single seat helicopter but is modified to be flown by remote.&nbsp; How do i know i was a liasion engineer on this project.&nbsp; The use of UAV's and VTUAV's have already served countless flight hours already in war time.&nbsp; The robots are just an extension of this as they are still controlled by humans.&nbsp; However I think in the end it won't happen because its a shame to say a robot costs lots of money to replace but humans aren't as expensive.&nbsp; However, these things may be better deployed as field pick up units for injured soldiers such as the firescout may be used for.&nbsp; </p><p>However the area where these robots and UAV/VTUAV's is best used is homeland security and patrolling our borders for illegal immigrants, they can cover a vast area and can be equipped with IR/VISIR cameras to pick up objects that move in the night.</p>

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