Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters

[RF Godfather]

You see his promos on RAW, another musclebound freak. You guys would know more about him than I, is he any good? Is he just another pretty boy with limited wrestling ability?

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[WindowSill]

It doesnt say much about the kid online. This is pretty much all Ive seen. (http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/profiles/c/chris-masters.html) Looks like he was in OVW for a while. I dont see much coming out of this kid. Just another ME guy whos gimmick I dont think will go over...


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I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.

[RF Godfather]

It doesnt say much about the kid online. This is pretty much all Ive seen. (http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/profiles/c/chris-masters.html) Looks like he was in OVW for a while. I dont see much coming out of this kid. Just another ME guy whos gimmick I dont think will go over...I'm thinking he'll be like dat big Aussy fellow myself (Geez, I'm forgetting his name already).

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Formerly RonFez Mark.

[Snoogans]

he looks almost as juiced as scott steiner

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[RF Godfather]

he looks almost as juiced as scott steinerNO ONE could be more juiced than Steiner... well maybe Batista. *looks around*

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Formerly RonFez Mark.

[Snoogans]

who cares, because of it, in 10 years, they are all gonna look like Charlie Steiner

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[Heather 8]

I'm thinking he'll be like dat big Aussy fellow myself (Geez, I'm forgetting his name already).


Nathan Jones, he with the lactating pectorals.

You're welcome. :p

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You can be disappointed, but you cannot walk away. This fight has just begun.

[Fallon]

This will fail faster than Jindrak's stupid gimmick before he joined Angle.

Reflection of Perfection. Gay.

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[only4hassan]

Mark Masters is French.


Where's ridiculous Batista when we need him?

As non-Arabic Batista would say "get lost, leen hao, its cheaper just to PAY for sex!"

[RF Godfather]

who cares, because of it, in 10 years, they are all gonna look like Charlie SteinerTru dat.

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[RF Godfather]

Nathan Jones, he with the lactating pectorals.

You're welcome. :pThanks Peachy for the reminder.

Ugh, awful!

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[RF Godfather]

This will fail faster than Jindrak's stupid gimmick before he joined Angle.

Reflection of Perfection. Gay.Hahaha, I didn't even want to bring that one up.

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[Snoogans]

you are aware you can put that all into one post right



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[RF Godfather]

you are aware you can put that all into one post rightWhoops, true.

I've been away for a long time I'm forgetting the rules on this board.

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Formerly RonFez Mark.

[Snoogans]

if its a rule, then fuck it, break the rules, make mojo have to fix it


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[Heather 8]

if its a rule, then fuck it, break the rules, make mojo have to fix it


Right, like Mojo would ever willingly come in here.

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You can be disappointed, but you cannot walk away. This fight has just begun.

[SpicyMcHaggis]

Apparently Masters had a terrible dark match where he missed an ELBOW DROP on his opponent. He only has two years experience. I don't see much coming out of this guy at all.

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[Freebird]

Kurt Angle has been the only performer that has lived up to the build-up they gave him, and he just consistently stepped up as he was given bigger opportunities.

Is this guy really in the same size category as Scott Steiner? That's pretty funny that he missed an elbow drop. I hope he eventually succeeds in spite of all this hype. But then again, I look forward to one day enjoying a Randy Orton match. Hell, I'm wishing that Smackdown will return to being truly entertaining through whole show. I'm just too optimistic.

Just occurred to me. So Bradshaw is the ripoff of Ted Debiase, Hassan is a poor Iron Sheik ripoff, and now the Masters will be what?....a cheap Mr Perfect ripoff??

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Now I'm starving

I'm about to turn it up a notch!

This message was edited by Freebird on 1-25-05 @ 4:54 PM

[synthfiend]

Just occurred to me. So Bradshaw is the ripoff of Ted Debiase, Hassan is a poor Iron Sheik ripoff, and now the Masters will be what?....a cheap Mr Perfect ripoff??

Nope. He's ripping off .....(pay attention kiddies) "The Narccissist" Lex Lugar. And from what I hear he isn't half the wrestler or in-ring talent that Lex was. Can someone PLEASE stop the pain???

The loss of truth may be traced to the unhealthy corruption of the mind


This message was edited by mikeyboy on 2-22-05 @ 10:23 PM

[Evilpete]

If they try to rip off Mr. Perfect, that would be the end of wrestling for me...I'm already pissed JBL is the poor man's Million Dollar Man. Why does WWE have to try to rehash old characters, but at the same time make them half-assed???

My prediction: masters is a heel for a while, then on a July 4th come out of nowhere to win a contest to see who can beat Hassan on an aircraft carrier, then becomes "The Master of Patriotism", then at Summerslam win the title in a mini-tourny when he and Hassan have to face off, and the winner faces that evil Batista for the title...

where has something like this happen before I wonder...




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[kevinkelly]

What a shame that the company consistently has turned a blind eye toward steroids. JR told us in Talent Relations that he would never fire anyone who tests positive for steroids or pot. For all the gains the boys have made over the last decade in their ability to save money, they give it all back by destroying their bodies with too many bumps and too many shots. The culture of mesomorphia starts at the top but filters down to OVW. It all needs to stop and just like with baseball, it needs to stop in OVW. Talent relations will help them manage and care for injuries but not help them wean off the roids or end the ridiculous belief that big muscles will get you over.

[CYYYFYYY]

He is ripping off isn reverse order

Jindrag
Val Venis
Lugar
Martel
Rick Rude
Paul Ornoff

Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
I am just a Simple jewish Boy
from the Lower east Side
I am the CYYYFYYY

[RF Godfather]

I'm already pissed JBL is the poor man's Million Dollar Man.Only difference sadly is that Dibaise NEVER held the WWE World Title.

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[RF Godfather]

http://www.catchclub.com/catch/Images/ShawStasiak/16.jpg
Did we forget about Sean Stasiak aka Meat aka PerfectShawn?

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[synthfiend]

Did we forget about Sean Stasiak aka Meat aka PerfectShawn?

Yes and with good reason. I do however miss planet Stasiak.

The loss of truth may be traced to the unhealthy corruption of the mind


This message was edited by mikeyboy on 2-22-05 @ 10:24 PM

[RF Godfather]

Yes and with good reason. I do however miss planet Stasiak.But why?

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[Kevin]

Ouch i blocked Staziak out of my memory.

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Say Somthing funny Mikey.

[SpicyMcHaggis]

What a shame that the company consistently has turned a blind eye toward steroids. JR told us in Talent Relations that he would never fire anyone who tests positive for steroids or pot. For all the gains the boys have made over the last decade in their ability to save money, they give it all back by destroying their bodies with too many bumps and too many shots. The culture of mesomorphia starts at the top but filters down to OVW. It all needs to stop and just like with baseball, it needs to stop in OVW. Talent relations will help them manage and care for injuries but not help them wean off the roids or end the ridiculous belief that big muscles will get you over.



Truer words have never been spoken. This is the reason I only respect independent promotions now.

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[Kevin]

I'm already pissed JBL is the poor man's Million Dollar Man.Only difference sadly is that Dibaise NEVER held the WWE World Title.


Well he did hold this GodFather

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Which now with it being on Smackdown and Awful JBL holding it. Means just as much as the WWE Title.

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Say Somthing funny Mikey.

[Iamnotatool]

ripped off


ripped off


ripped off


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This is starting to sound like a Hoo-hoo thread.

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[Snoogans]

I invented power bombs, Robin! HOO HOO

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[only4hassan]

Watt is going on here!???! Chris Masters?
It can't be true?

Or am i seeing double pecks again!




Wattever that means......

As Ted Dibiase once said: "know a hmar when you see one- look! it's The Rock!"

[RF Godfather]

When is this freak debuting? Right before Wrestlemania maybe against a returning Scott Steiner?

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[Kevin]

GF That could possibly be the worst match this Side of The Kennel From Hell match. the only thing that would save it is if DDP made a cameo so i can hear Stiener call him "DIMOND DALLAS WHITE TRASH" again.

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

This message was edited by Kevin on 2-3-05 @ 7:43 PM

[RF Godfather]

GF That could possibly be the worst match this Side of The Kennel From Hell match. the only thing that would save it is if DDP made a cameo so i can hear Stiener call him "DIMOND DALLAS WHITE TRASH" again.I never said it was a good thing Kevin. And I want it to be the worst possible match so he would leave quicker than he came in.

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[Kevin]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO thats all i have to say.

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

[Fallon]

Worst debut ever.

You've got the crowd in a good mood after the HBK/Orton vs. E&C match, then you just piss them off with this peice of shit. They better have something strong before the contract signing.

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[Kevin]

Terrible.

Edit: Shelton VS Snitzky is the match before the signing fallon.
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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

This message was edited by Kevin on 2-21-05 @ 10:33 PM

[Tenbatsuzen]

Jesus Christ, he's not even that big. I was expecting someone the size of Steiner...

Not even that cut either.



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[HelghastElite]

He's about as exciting and impressive as any of the recent OVW "graduates", which is to say, not at all.

Absolutely pedestrian.

[Iamnotatool]

Plus, he probably broke Stevie's nose with that stiff shot.

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[Tazz]

Not that I was expecting much, buit that was worse than I imagined. The dead crowd made it even better.

But I have to ask: a fucking full nelson? Did I wake up in 1987 and didn't realize it?

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[only4hassan]

Masters is boring as all fuck!

Muhammad Hassan once quoted "I am like a Troy; I am like the voice of Sameera Sa3eed; I am the face in your spicy wonton soup...hmar!"

[King Imp]

Jesus Christ, he's not even that big. I was expecting someone the size of Steiner...

Not even that cut either.

I thought the same exact thing. Seeing these promos made the guy look bigger than Batista, but this guy is not much bigger than Orton.

[Kevin]

yea. He has to hang out with Bonds.

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

[Teenweek]

Can they get rid of this guy. He is a boring 1980's do nothing steroid freak

[Kevin]

Well according to JR he is somthing special...........

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

[Freebird]

Do you think maybe....just maybe...you could lose the gum for the match?

Wannabe Curt Hennig. No wait, chewing gum the whole match, that's Jeff Hardy's gimmick before he disappeared.

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Now I'm starving

I'm about to turn it up a notch!

[RF Godfather]

Agreed... what a waste of 5 minutes. Not even half the size of Steiner. His "guns" are very unimpressive!

He better not fight Flair at WM. Just guessing with his runin with Flair backstage.

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[synthfiend]

Worst debut ever.

Gotta disagree with you. That honor goes to Glacier.

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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 2-22-05 @ 10:24 PM

[Kevin]

Steven Richards is scheduled to undergo nose surgery due to injuries sustained from Chris Master's RAW debut.

Nice Job ass face.

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[imbegginya]

Update sort of on Stevie, I was trying to get him to be on a certain Satellite Radio show soon, and he said he has to wait at least a week due to having his whole face packed and unable to really speak still due to surgery

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