Teen puts rat poison in family's food

[FUNKMAN]

Gee, now I feel like a wuss... All i would do was make funny faces at them when they weren't looking

Rat Boy (http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/01/27/family.poisoned.ap/index.html)


PORTAGE, Wisconsin (AP) -- A teenager put mouse poison into his family's food for five weeks before his stepfather discovered the pellets in some coffee grounds, according to a criminal complaint.



I'm sure we all got upset with our parents or siblings at one point or another. What are some of the things you would do to get back or even with them?

I'm sure it was common that we would say "i'm gonna run away" or "if i kill myself then they'd be sorry" and not really really mean it...

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Teenagers are evil.



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I resent that but that kid is pretty fukin sic

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[A.J.]

He should have taken out his rage and shot up his fellow classmates instead, like a normal teenager does.

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[ChickenHawk]

Well, at least it was just rat poison and not HUMAN poison!

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[grlNIN]

Is he single?

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[Melrapuo]

The boy's stepfather and mother said he had threatened them before and that he "sleeps on a mattress in the walk-in closet off the master bedroom so they can 'watch him,"' according to the complaint.


Ya see...RIGHT THERE. That should have turned some light on in their head that something was definitely wrong with their kid.

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Ehh they're just gonna blame me like they always do

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[Melrapuo]

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Ehh they're just gonna blame me like they always do

This sounds like a job for...

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[fiestygal]

thats hot!


ok wouldnt people be able to tell if the food tastes a lil funky... i am sure rat poison has a weird taste

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[Iamnotatool]

Is he single?



that's hot


Girls will fuck anything with a dick.


Rat poison doesn't taste like much on it's own, when mixed with food you wouldn't taste a damn thing. Poor folks, it's a shitty way to go.


PS. My "girls fucking anything" comment is a joke. Mainly because as soon as I saw 'teen' in the headline, I got a chubber, you add rat poison to the mix, and I nearly came. Then, the horror of finding out it was a teen boy and well, I'm no Michael Jackson.

Just funny how deep down, we're all perverts.

Carry on.



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[Bulldogcakes]

There's something else about this story. He poured the Rat poison in the Cheerios, and the Cheerios in the Rat Poison box. So not only did his Parents get sick, now all the Rats are really fat.

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Fuckin' rat anyway. His whole family's all rats! He'd grow up to be a rat!
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[whiteboy1457]

I may have hit my mom, choked my brother, and cursed out my dad but i dont think i would ever go as far to kill them.

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[IamFogHat]

You don't die after eating rat poison for five weeks?

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[FUNKMAN]

i think i remember rat/mouse poison looking like sesame seeds

we had some unwanted meeses growing up...

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Rat poison is the same thing as the medication Coumadin. Coumadin slows down your clotting time, so therefor you'd be likely to have internal bleeding, or if you cut yourself, it would take a while to stop the bleeding. I don't know what the doseage would be, but more than likely they'd probably fall well below therapeutic levels for humans, so it really wouldn't be fatal. And any of his family was at risk for a stroke, he may have actually done them a favor.

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[FUNKMAN]

And any of his family was at risk for a stroke, he may have actually done them a favor.


you sound like his lawyer
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[Kevin]

You don't die after eating <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=22&k=rat%20poison" onmouseover="window.status='rat poison'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">rat poison</a> for five weeks?


Thats what i was thinking.

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