Captionizer for the Week of 1-31-05

[FMJeff]

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Billy dethrones Eric Estrada as king of the informercials.
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It made my heart sing.

[A.J.]

Looks like Billy is getting a handie.

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A Skidmark/canofsoup15 production.

Red Sox Nation

[Tall_James]

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"County Equipment and Irrigation are the best irrigating my colon. In fact, they're doing it right now!"

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The Cheese-Eating Bird (http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com)

[hurlmon]

"If County can get me flowing when x-lax can't, imagine what they could do for you!" - Billy Staples

Longtime lurker... not much of a poster.

[Crippler]

I know this isn't supposed to be a photoshop thread, and I'm a hack at MS Paint, and I don't know the backstory to this photo, etc...but something about it screamed psychological instability to me. Therefore...

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[Tenbatsuzen]

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<b>SEPARATED AT BIRTH</B>

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This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 1-31-05 @ 2:16 PM

[ChickenHawk]

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ANYBODY EVER HAVE A COLONOSCOPY?!

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!!
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<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>[color=white]

[Tall_James]

or here...

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The Cheese-Eating Bird (http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com)

[ChildofFez]

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"do you think I care she's a man...come on baby lets suck face"

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A peek into the Life of Boring Interest (http://profiles.myspace.com/users/14086885).

This message was edited by ChildofFez on 1-31-05 @ 2:46 PM

[Snoogans]

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thats fuckin hilarious

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GO SAWX!!!!!
The worst choke job in the history of sports Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[Tall_James]

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"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD - WHERE DID MY NECK GO ??!!?!?!!?"

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No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be; Am an attendant lord, one that will do To swell a progress, start a scene or two, advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool, deferential, glad to be of use, Politic, cautious, and meticulous; Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse; At times, indeed, almost ridiculous-- Almost, at times, the Fool.

The Cheese-Eating Bird (http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com)

[torker]

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Man, Scott Shannon looks like shit.




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[center]Take my soul to the lost and found [center]

[stickyfingers]

Producer: "With the right size collar and camera angle they won't even see his 3-foot ingrown chin hair."

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[FUNKMAN]

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"Call us if you need to lay some pipe or have your pipes cleaned"

and remember our slogan

"with friends like us who needs enemas"



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[EQ]

see below;

This message was edited by Elle Quinn on 1-31-05 @ 9:31 PM

[EQ]

" Try County Irrigation's Soft Drink:
Mint Julep in a FishBowl.."

[Kevin]

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Does this shirt make me look fat? No Your face does.

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

This message was edited by Kevin on 1-31-05 @ 9:57 PM

[Death Metal Moe]

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"Welcome to Wal Mart!"

Oh sorry, wrong thread and topic.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

or here...

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The Cheese-Eating Bird (http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com)

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It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet

[Kevin]

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Count Basey Semitery. Located in Red Bank New Jersey. Im buried there. You could be too

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

[badorties]

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This message was edited by badorties on 2-2-05 @ 2:29 PM

[keithy_19]

"If Chris Farley was alive!"

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[PanterA]

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<b>Dimebag Darryl Abbott
1966 - 2004</b>
Be <a href="http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=5937599&Mytoken=20050118170538">MySpace</a> friend.</center><font color=white>

[Doogie]

Photographic evidence that will be used at Billys suit against the company after he loses his hands doing yard work with their equipment.

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[monsterone]

<i>billy, what are you doing down there? </i>

<b>MOM! i'm trying to do a low budget commercial!!!!!!</b>


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<font color="gray" size="1">do you know what "nemesis" means? a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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[The Nature Boy]

I realize joking with Irrigation equipment is never appropriate....

RON AND FEZ-- Coming to Infinity Mornings January 1, 2006!


Bon Jovi Fan Since Day ONE!

[TheMojoPin]

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"This man can and will clog up your county's irrigation. If sighted, please call the number listed above."

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1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[fiestygal]

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The face of a man after he has had a colonoscopy

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AIM- yelowrose1981

Its time to party.... Italian Style

"Let's have a bachelor party! With chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and hookers, and drugs, and booze!"

[sr71blackbird]

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<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=1>Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?</marquee>

[Bulldogcakes]

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Separated at birth

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Jabba the Hut


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Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

[Freakshow]

somebody find me a picture of the Farley/Penguin scene from Billy Madison.

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Thanks Furtherman, SatCam, Reefdweller, and Monsterone!<br>We don't need a cure we need a final solution</center>

[Bill From Yorktown]

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tools with tools

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[Bill From Yorktown]

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looks like a penis, only smaller


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[torker]

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Thinking of irrigating your own chin sac? Call the professionals.

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[center]Take my soul to the lost and found [center]

[SilentSpic]

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I'll buy that for a dollar!
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[spoon]

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Two things come to mind:

1) From Weird Science ... "Chet, sorry for being such a .... shit to you all these years."

2) That trash pile in HBO's "Fraggle Rock".

Don't worry Billy, you'll lose the weight when you're dead.

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And you may not like it! But you will learn to love it!

This message was edited by spoon on 2-8-05 @ 2:52 AM

[SilentSpic]

I see your point spoon!

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[tourette_fred]

she just kissed my grits.

[triple8]

Roger Clinton finds a new gig.

[The Nature Boy]

Extreme Makeover: Neil Young

RON AND FEZ-- Coming to Infinity Mornings January 1, 2006!


Bon Jovi Fan Since Day ONE!

[VeryMolestable]

Ron and fez....eat your heart out!!!

I Miss the AFRO shows

[Death Metal Moe]

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"Ever wonder what it looks like to be uncomfortable in your own skin?"

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[Death Metal Moe]

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"Why thank you Tim Curry, I thought I played a pretty mean Eddie as well."

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[TheMojoPin]

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"Ever wonder what it looks like to be uncomfortable in your own skin?"

Jesus Christ, in Billy's voice that's the funniest goddamn thing known to man.

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1979 << And when mama's not around/There's no telling what we'll do when we're free... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Death Metal Moe]

You know, I just remembered that I always liked Billy, that he was always cool to me on the phone plus put me through a lot, and he sometimes reads this board.

Having said that:

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[DrGonzo]

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"I'm above open auditions."



This message was edited by DrGonzo on 3-2-05 @ 5:46 PM

[StarwindRocks]

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Are you about a size 14?

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[uglyfreaknmoron]

hey bitch wanna suck my orange balls of failure

vince: hey heres an idea, a new kevin nash and scott hall

[uglyfreaknmoron]

hey bitch wanna suck my orange balls of failure

vince: hey heres an idea, a new kevin nash and scott hall

[Kevin]

hey bitch wanna suck my orange balls of failure


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hey bitch wanna suck my orange balls of failure


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The strong man is not the good wrestler; the strong man is only the one who controls himself when he is angry.
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This message was edited by Kevin on 3-24-05 @ 11:42 PM

[BOBtheCOP]

I knew if i grew a mullet , i could get a handjob.

[shamus mcfitzy]

<P>After successfully faking his own death, Christopher Reeves&nbsp;has gained 200 pounds and resurfaced doing small budget informercials with a tranny.</P>

<font color=black>This message was edited by shamus mcfitzy on 3-30-05 @ 6:41 AM</font>

[Death Metal Moe]

<FIELDSET style="WIDTH: 450px"><LEGEND><FONT color=#3175bd size=2><STRONG>QUOTE</STRONG><BR></FONT></LEGEND>I knew if i grew a mullet , i could get a handjob.<BR><BR></FIELDSET>
<P>That was fucking awesome for a guy with under 5 posts.&nbsp; Hellz Yea!!!</P>

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[lillianna]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/captionizer.jpg" border="0" /> Billy dethrones Eric Estrada as king of the informercials. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/fmjeff.gif" border="0" /> <br />It made my heart sing. <br />

[realkitalialera]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"></font><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/captionizer.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>Little does Billy suspect that we secretly replaced his regular lemonade with some Mike's hard Lemonade with alcohol...wait, why is he happy?</p><p><br /></p><br />

[Bestinshow]

hOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO IRRIGATE YOUR FLOWER?

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<marquee>I am not part of any percentage. I am the Bestinshow<marquee>
[center]Kiss a Doberman Today

[thegreek]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/captionizer.jpg" border="0" /> Billy dethrones Eric Estrada as king of the informercials. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/fmjeff.gif" border="0" /> <br />It made my heart sing. <br />

[Death Metal Moe]

I thought it was ENOUGH with the names already.

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