That's not cool

[IamFogHat]

Let me preface this by saying I'm lonely and haven't been with a girl in quite a few months. Ok, so I was at Mason drinking with a buddy this weekend and his roomate had some people over. There was a couple there who based on my observations were having a fight (everyone is drunk btw). So anyway the chick starts hitting on me hardcore with the boyfriend right there in the kitchen. The catch is, he is a gigantic Marine who just got back from Iraq. Either she was just trying to make him mad, or she wanted me and I'd have to deal with the dude, but either way that's not cool.

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The Dude abides
...And I killed Laura Palmer

[Tall_James]

Three words to remember in a situation like that...

I...AM...GAY

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[JPMNICK]

That dude will stomp your nuts in.

its not worth it, do not even bother with this chick


On another topic, I hate when people fight in public. Go in the car and have it out, or leave.

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[IamFogHat]

Well she lives in Richmond so I'll never see her again probably, but still that was totally lame.

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The Dude abides
...And I killed Laura Palmer

[Jennitalia]

go home, jerk off, and that's all you're gonna do


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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Iamnotatool]

Tell the bitch the truth, you'd rather fuck her boyfriend.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[FUNKMAN]

slip him a roofie and then fuck her

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[JPMNICK]

slip him a roofie and then fuck her



Make sure you do not get those directions backward

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[Death Metal Moe]

I never touch another man's woman, period. Don't care what their situation is. Don't care if he's a big guy or the shortest little shit on the planet. Don't care if it makes me sound gay.

I wouldn't want some other guy trying to score with my woman everytime we had a fight, so I wouldn't try it.

Then again, it says very little for her that she's willing to cheat on him. Make up or break up.

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[Snoogans]

i woulda fucked her on the bar, let him beat me up, then sued the country for making people maniacs, and then id own the country

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[Death Metal Moe]

You're a Great American Snoogans.

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[Freebird]

You should have bitten into an apple, spit it in both their faces and told them...

"That's not cool"

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Now I'm starving

I'm about to turn it up a notch!

[disneyspy]

thats what she said

[IamFogHat]

thats what she said

I think you're doing the opposite of what I requested on purpose. Let the douche chills begin.:wacko:

[disneyspy]

ok i'll search DMM now

[Death Metal Moe]

ok i'll search DMM now

Please don't

[Death Metal Moe]

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[IamFogHat]

ok i'll search DMM now

Please don't

:lol:


Even funnier as we pray you don't add the term -sexio to the equation.