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Death Metal Moe
02-04-2005, 07:43 PM
I say no. Sorry people that have kids.
You always hear "Oh look at this baby! It's adorable!!!" But it seems to me that most kids aren't cute. They're just weird little people that get to have their ass wiped for them. Lucky bastards.
SO what of it Ronfez?
Melrapuo
02-04-2005, 07:47 PM
I voted adorable, but the truth is that not all babies are cute. Half are, and half are ugly as sin.
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fluffernutter
02-04-2005, 08:09 PM
Let's see baby pictures!!!
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Snoogans
02-04-2005, 08:35 PM
cute babies are adorable, ugly babies are butt, and there really isnt much in between
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MHasegawa
02-04-2005, 08:36 PM
They're only cute if they're not yours.
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sr71blackbird
02-04-2005, 08:48 PM
Some of them have cuteness about them, but when you look at them in a different light, they can appear disturbingly grotesque. Heads out of proportion to the body and all that. Flacid limbs, drooling, shitting in their pants, constant noise and annoyance, etc. And whats up with them needing to be held in order to get them to stop crying??
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
02-04-2005, 09:21 PM
They're cute but I'm not having one. Never.
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02-04-2005, 09:48 PM
They're adorable!
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Snoogans
02-04-2005, 09:49 PM
im lookin for a picture, i was a beautiful fuckin baby
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TheMojoPin
02-05-2005, 02:28 AM
Most babies are cute.
I was spectacular.
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DJEvelEd
02-05-2005, 03:17 AM
Have you seen Ginger Lynn's cocktail baby? Ooof!!!
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Heather 8
02-05-2005, 04:00 AM
I voted cute, but I think that's mostly my biological clock talking.
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02-05-2005, 04:24 AM
They all look like this guy to mehttp://members.aol.com/mike6099/pics/curly.jpgCurly
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Snoogans
02-05-2005, 04:56 AM
I voted cute, but I think that's mostly my biological clock talking.
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Tall_James
02-05-2005, 05:07 AM
Its debatable. However, my one year was just dancing like crazy in our kitchen to "Under My Thumb" by the Rolling Stones and it was damn cute.
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New babies are fugly when they're all pinkish-purple and can't do anything but wiggle slightly in a wrinkled mess. Give them a couple of months to ripen and they can be cute.
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02-05-2005, 07:38 AM
All babies are ugly at 3:00 AM
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02-05-2005, 08:02 AM
Breathtaking.
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02-05-2005, 09:56 AM
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02-07-2005, 07:18 AM
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walking joint
02-07-2005, 07:25 AM
they come out looking pretty ugly. they then start to get cuter.
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curtoid
02-07-2005, 08:10 AM
Most babies are cute, but only in the baby-verse sort of way.
While I've seen a few ugly ones, the only "holy CRAP! That is a freakishly cute baby!" was years and years ago when a friend of mine had her daughter. This kid's first picture, she looked right at the camera and smirked. It rocked.
She's now a 16 year old skater chick, who is pretty cute, but kind of a bad ass - when she was 15, she had to look after her wussy 18 year old brother at last summer's Projekt Revolution tour. Their mother was both proud and ashamed.
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East Side Dave
02-07-2005, 12:56 PM
I voted adorable because, in my opinion, everything small is cute. Like Micro-Machines. Or Emmanuel Lewis.
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Death Metal Moe
02-07-2005, 02:12 PM
Wow, what the hell kind of mood was I in that night? I totally forgot about this thread.
I don't know, I don't want to diss all kids. And yes, some kids are cute. But my real point wasn't to knock all little kids, just to say I never thought babies were as cute looking as everyone says they are. They're little people, and that's about it.
And yea, other people's kids are even cuter because you can have fun with them, and they go home with their parents at the end of the night so I can get some sleep. Nicey nice.
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FUNKMAN
02-07-2005, 02:20 PM
always thought my daughters were cute when they were babies but also thought they had big alien shaped heads too
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Bulldogcakes
02-07-2005, 03:43 PM
Actually, scientists will tell you if a baby is born/raised in zero gravity, the head would grow large and the body would atrophy and be small. Just like these guys.
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Death Metal Moe
02-07-2005, 03:54 PM
Yea, scientiests smoke a lot of pot.
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