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Dead_Head
02-08-2005, 04:25 PM
I sent in a piece that i wrote for homework in response into a article on indecency and i thought i share it with you guys.


This article written by Frank Rich is an accurate depiction of the world we are living today afraid of sexuality and seemingly obsessing with phallic symbols which the parents television council which is stated in by Mr. Rich. This group is headed L. Brent Bozell by a man who wants everything to be homogenized and like the early days of TV and want to say what kids if not all people can listen too and watch this is why I support and listen to satellite radio were you can use your freedom of speech.

The one who is most like the parents television council in the government is the shadow secretary of education Margaret Spellings a former white house aide who seems due to her actions since taking the position of secretary of education which included almost cutting funding to Public broadcast television due to a episode of a show called Postcards from Buster in which Buster visited Vermont meeting a couple who happened to be lesbians who were also parent s from what I read in the article she attempted to pull the funding because it was not what president Bush said it was not a "healthy marriage initiative which seems a bit like McCarthyism in the 21st century it seems we are going back to a time when the government used scare tactics and lies to keep there power so thanks to you Brent, Marge and George boy thanks for bring America back to the dark ages with your crap you threaten poor Buster and Sponge bob because they show homosexual couple or might be gay while there trying to entertain and inform kids about real life, tolerance and acceptance yet they want to shelter and force feed there kids lies about homosexuals and make it hard for them to accept people of other ethnicities which is bull crap. Well I'll tell you something those same kids you shelter and coddle with lies will hate you and hate all authority figures due to your backwards oppressed were better then every else values from everyone else so you want the world to be of one sound mind scared of sex and of other cultures and be sexist racist jackasses go ahead let what we have tried to make a great nation of understanding into a great state of the rightist bomb first peace later I hate you because your gay a different ethnicity and religion mentality well thanks for this great ideals you are leaving for me when I run for president in 40 years you fools.


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Snoogans
02-08-2005, 04:30 PM
You better hope your facts are wrong, or the Times wont print it

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BoondockSaint
02-08-2005, 04:34 PM
Why do you hate punctuation?

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ADF
02-08-2005, 04:37 PM
That was unreadable.

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Snoogans
02-08-2005, 04:40 PM
I didnt even read it, i just made the joke.

Ive sent these type of pieces into the record, and if you dont type it like it was an essay, they dont even read them.

the few times they put one in, i was also usually upset with the parts they edit out, usually those being the points i most believe in, but hey, at least they used some

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HBox
02-08-2005, 04:47 PM
Here's a copy of an op-ed I sent in:

So one time me and my friend were talking about global warming. I said it's happening and my friend was like "No way!" and then I was like "Yes way!" and then he was like, "Oh, OK!"

Let Us Trim Our Hair In Accordance with Socialist Lifestyle!

Dead_Head
02-08-2005, 04:50 PM
i know it sucks i just wanted too see how it would go over so go ahead and bash.

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sr71blackbird
02-08-2005, 04:52 PM
The one who is most like the parents television council in the government is the shadow secretary of education Margaret Spellings a former white house aide who seems due to her actions since taking the position of secretary of education which included almost cutting funding to Public broadcast television due to a episode of a show called Postcards from Buster in which Buster visited Vermont meeting a couple who happened to be lesbians who were also parent s from what I read in the article she attempted to pull the funding because it was not what president Bush said it was not a "healthy marriage initiative which seems a bit like McCarthyism in the 21st century it seems we are going back to a time when the government used scare tactics and lies to keep there power so thanks to you Brent, Marge and George boy thanks for bring America back to the dark ages with your crap you threaten poor Buster and Sponge bob because they show homosexual couple or might be gay while there trying to entertain and inform kids about real life, tolerance and acceptance yet they want to shelter and force feed there kids lies about homosexuals and make it hard for them to accept people of other ethnicities which is bull crap.


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torker
02-08-2005, 05:14 PM
You have shown that education is something wikkid, education is something special, and more than that that, education is something we need throughout the nation, if we are gonna get into the space station.

Respect, boyaka-sha, big up

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Bulldogcakes
02-08-2005, 05:27 PM
I thought it was very nice, young man. You should write more of these articles, this was very very good! Tomorrow, read it out loud to all your friends on the short bus.

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Hottub
02-08-2005, 05:36 PM
Ok, sure. They will most certainly print your rant!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!

I bailed out halfway through because it was totally unreadable!

Kid, you've got spell and grammer check now!

In my day I had a fucking typewriter and a dictionary.
If I tried to pass that lump of stool off as a paper, I'd still be in school!!

I was going to say that I weep for the future, but there is still hope...

My 7 year old (who by the way, was one out of 5 from the whole 1st grade) was advanced to the TLC program. Similar to the program I was in.

After dinner, he did not want to watch fucking Spongebob... He asked me for my Big-Ass, unabridged, 2000 page Websters dictionary!!

Fuck text messaging, fuck Google, Fuck spell-check...

Use your Goddam brain!!!

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02-08-2005, 08:10 PM
Sorry. I'm going to ruin the suspense for you. They aren't going to print it. It's going to go directly to the trash. It's nearly unreadable. If it doesn't go in the trash, it will go into a file they keep of people they might have to inform the authorities about.

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Kevin
02-08-2005, 08:12 PM
Come on Mikey. Tell him what you really think about it.

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TheGameHHH
02-08-2005, 08:44 PM
I'm not doing this to be funny or mean-spirited, but that was just horrible. There's no way for me to sugarcoat it, I have a better chance of growing a 3rd nut than you do of getting that garbage published.

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El Mudo
02-09-2005, 03:41 AM
The one who is most like the parents television council in the government is the shadow secretary of education Margaret Spellings a former white house aide who seems due to her actions since taking the position of secretary of education which included almost cutting funding to Public broadcast television due to a episode of a show called Postcards from Buster in which Buster visited Vermont meeting a couple who happened to be lesbians who were also parent s from what I read in the article she attempted to pull the funding because it was not what president Bush said it was not a "healthy marriage initiative which seems a bit like McCarthyism in the 21st century it seems we are going back to a time when the government used scare tactics and lies to keep there power so thanks to you Brent, Marge and George boy thanks for bring America back to the dark ages with your crap you threaten poor Buster and Sponge bob because they show homosexual couple or might be gay while there trying to entertain and inform kids about real life, tolerance and acceptance yet they want to shelter and force feed there kids lies about homosexuals and make it hard for them to accept people of other ethnicities which is bull crap. Well I'll tell you something those same kids you shelter and coddle with lies will hate you and hate all authority figures due to your backwards oppressed were better then every else values from everyone else so you want the world to be of one sound mind scared of sex and of other cultures and be sexist racist jackasses go ahead let what we have tried to make a great nation of understanding into a great state of the rightist bomb first peace later I hate you because your gay a different ethnicity and religion mentality well thanks for this great ideals you are leaving for me when I run for president in 40 years you fools.



That sentence is utterly Faulknerian...

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ChildofFez
02-09-2005, 05:45 AM
love me or hate me you gotta respect me


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FUNKMAN
02-09-2005, 07:39 AM
my sister-in-law's brother and his family had a meeting at the Vatican with the Pope right before he took ill, i believe the day before. I was told there was a picture of their daughter and the Pope in the New York Times... i didn't see it being i found out about it a few days later



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JamMaster
02-09-2005, 12:54 PM
The one who is most like the parents television council in the government is the shadow secretary of education Margaret Spellings a former white house aide who seems due to her actions since taking the position of secretary of education which included almost cutting funding to Public broadcast television due to a episode of a show called Postcards from Buster in which Buster visited Vermont meeting a couple who happened to be lesbians who were also parent s from what I read in the article she attempted to pull the funding because it was not what president Bush said it was not a "healthy marriage initiative which seems a bit like McCarthyism in the 21st century it seems we are going back to a time when the government used scare tactics and lies to keep there power so thanks to you Brent, Marge and George boy thanks for bring America back to the dark ages with your crap you threaten poor Buster and Sponge bob because they show homosexual couple or might be gay while there trying to entertain and inform kids about real life, tolerance and acceptance yet they want to shelter and force feed there kids lies about homosexuals and make it hard for them to accept people of other ethnicities which is bull crap.


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IrishAlkey
02-09-2005, 01:55 PM
You're in school?

I think I'd get more information out of reading an article in a language I don't fucking understand than out of that disasterous article you penned.

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02-09-2005, 01:59 PM
It was like reading "Angela's Ashes"


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Death Metal Moe
02-09-2005, 03:47 PM
This has already been forwarded to the Shadow Government.

The Black Helicopters are on their way.

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torker
02-09-2005, 04:00 PM
Bush said it was not a "healthy marriage initiative which seems a bit like McCarthyism in the 21st century it seems we are going back to a time when the government used scare tactics and lies to keep there power so thanks to you Brent, Marge and George boy thanks for bring America back to the dark ages with your crap you threaten poor Buster and Sponge bob because they show homosexual couple or might be gay while there trying to entertain and inform kids about real life, tolerance and acceptance yet they want to shelter and force feed there kids lies about homosexuals and make it hard for them to accept people of other ethnicities which is bull crap. Well I'll tell you something those same kids you shelter and coddle with lies will hate you and hate all authority figures due to your backwards oppressed were better then every else values from everyone else so you want the world to be of one sound mind scared of sex and of other cultures and be sexist racist jackasses go ahead let what we have tried to make a great nation of understanding into a great state of the rightist bomb first peace later I hate you because your gay a different ethnicity and religion mentality well thanks for this great ideals you are leaving for me when I run for president in 40 years you fools.
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Death Metal Moe
02-09-2005, 04:02 PM
That missed quote will haunt him to his death.

He'll wake up in cold sweats thinking about it.

Suddeny............

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Reephdweller
02-09-2005, 05:10 PM
Mr. DeadHead, what you've just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this board is now dumber for having read to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul!!

Besides, if Mizzle (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/38509/page/Rejected__Again_.htm) couldn't get published, why would something as inane as this be published?

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Death Metal Moe
02-09-2005, 05:15 PM
Everyone in this board is now dumber for having read to it.


I just scanned it and I passed out for a few minutes.

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torker
02-09-2005, 05:23 PM
afraid of sexuality


obsessing with phallic symbols


homosexual


might be gay


because your gay


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Yerdaddy
02-10-2005, 03:53 AM
Well, it IS an improvement Mr. President.

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Freakshow
02-10-2005, 06:17 AM
Damn you Reefy.

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Kevin
02-10-2005, 01:27 PM
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What was that?

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