What are you getting her/him for Valentine's Day?

[Hottub]

I went to this site (http://www.pajamagram.com), and scored a great, sexy gift!!


What about you guys??



BTW, I batched to the opening splash page!!

This message was edited by Hottub on 2-11-05 @ 10:27 PM

[Snoogans]

im giving her dick

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[EndangeredFeces]

Are you going to put it in a bag?

AAAAA GE GE GE!

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[Evilpete]

The girl I've been talking to said I don't have to really do/get anything for her, since I do a lot for her as it is. I may if ,she's available, meet up with her for lunch (nothing major, just hit a deli). We can't meet up during the week too much since she gets back to her place late and is too tired to go out, so hopefully I can do this with her.

In my opinion, if V-Day is the only day you do something really special for someone, that's sad. My philosophy is to do things for her as much as you can (nothing too big, small things add up). Maybe once in a while do something big. Generally, treat her as if she's the most imoprtant thiing in the world, and things are all good




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[TheGameHHH]

I'm so happy my girl thinks Valentine's Day is fucking stupid!

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[fluffernutter]

A full sized personalized cartoon just for her; printed, framed and matted and then topping things off with a nice Chinese Dinner. It is really nice to have my artistic talent that I can create a definite one of a kind thing that I know she'll never get from anyone else.

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[ADF]

I got her <a href="http://store.yahoo.com/homestarrunner/kickcheat.html">this.</a>

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I got her this.


Well NOW she knows!

Some surprise.

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[Bulldogcakes]

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I'd like to order HER, forget the pajamas!

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[mdr55]

The girl said I don't have to really do/get anything for her....


They always say that on the outside. After awhile you learn. It's like "I really don't want anything/do anything for my birthday".

[walking joint]

i agree mdr55...my wife once told me that so i got her a card...she was so pissed off.

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[Justice4all]

im giving her dick




Or in your case....lack there-of

I am taking her to the movies, then cooking her a Chicken Parm dinner tonight (where's Inky when ya need her?)
Come monday it is flowers and then she is making me dinner.
She got me a dog that sings and shakes his ass when you press on his ear. It is hysterical.

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This message was edited by Justice4all on 2-12-05 @ 3:03 PM

[torker]

NADA!!!

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[Iamnotatool]

I do random nice shit for my lady friends throughout the year. Flowers at work for no reason, little gifts I see that makes me think of them, whatever. I'm a romantic, kill me.

In my opinion, Valentine's day is the day they can do something for me.

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[Hottub]

Like let you teabag them??

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[Snoogans]

Or in your case....lack there-of


at least you manned up and didnt use a smiley

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[fezident]

We had to "celebrate" Valentines Day yesterday b/c of work. So I:

Hung a heart shaped card in her parking space so she'd see it right away.

Sent flowers to her office.

Bought flowers for her Mom.

Booked a trip to Montreal. 1st class.

This morning, I made breakfast for her. I even cut the bread into little heart shapes before I toasted it.

Needless to say...the 1st class trip for two to Montreal was her favorite. All the cards and flowers and homemade meals don't really mean jack-shiz to women. They just say that.

(Gotta love the wife though. She's a good one.)

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Card and candy, subtle and sweet.

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[Iamnotatool]

Like let you teabag them??


Nah, that's more than a once a year thing.

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[kevcala]

This. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002TGQO8/ref=ase_theparmenters/102-7719341-0510520?v=glance&s=hpc) (Slightly NSFW)

. . . and it's for a her.

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Big Ass #22981

[Iamnotatool]

...and it's for her



Sure it is...

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[kevcala]

...and it's for her

Sure it is...

Actually, I lied, it's for me, so now I can fuck myself both figuratively and literally.

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Big Ass #22981

[Kevin]

Why would a guy ever get her chick a dildo? Thats retarded. What you want her not to be horny beacuse she uses it insted of calling you? Moron.

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[Iamnotatool]

eh, truth be told, I buy toys all the time w/ my ladyfriend, to use em on her. If she happens to use it on herself while I'm not around, I'm not gonna sweat it. In fact, she claims whenever she uses something I got her, she thinks of me when she 'bates. So I got that goin for me.

I was just busting the guy's beans to be honest.


EDIT-- On the topic, we got a glow in the dark bondage kit friday night. It has GITD cuffs for ankles and wrists, blindfold, paddle, and body paint. Good times all weekend.

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This message was edited by Iamnotatool on 2-13-05 @ 4:51 PM

[Kevin]

I dunno Tool your girl might be differnt.

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[kevcala]

Why would a guy ever get her chick a dildo? Thats retarded. What you want her not to be horny beacuse she uses it insted of calling you?
Frankly, I'd rather her use that then call some other dude when I can't be around. Masturbation is both healthy and one of the most effective methods of stress releif.

Free your mind, square.

Moron.
Hey!

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Big Ass #22981

[FUNKMAN]

Why would a guy ever get her chick a dildo?


some girls like to use the dildo in their vagina while getting anal



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[kevcala]

And just in case you guys opened it and closed it real quick . . it's not just a dildo, It's a kit to "Make An Exact Vibrating Rubber Dildo Copy Of Your Own Penis"

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Big Ass #22981

[Kevin]

Frankly, I'd rather her use that then call some other dude when I can't be around. Masturbation is both healthy and one of the most effective methods of stress releif.



Bullshit. if you do her right she aint going anywhere else. and if she does Fuck the bitch she was not worth it anyway.

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[kevcala]

Bullshit. if you do her right she aint going anywhere else. and if she does Fuck the bitch she was not worth it anyway.


Calm down turbo.

Edit: I will too, we've derailed this thread enough.

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This message was edited by kevcala on 2-13-05 @ 5:02 PM

[Iamnotatool]

Dude, I beat off more when I'm getting laid frequently than I do during dry spells. Some chicks do too. Nothing wrong with the toys....

Funk, you may be kidding, but a lot of girls do enjoy what you said. Get her doggystyle, fuck her box and use a dill on her ass...good times.

I'm kinda proud of my girl, this weekend she got 3 of my fingers in BOTH holes, WITH a set of beads already in her shitpipe. I'm in love.

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[Kevin]

yea good point kev we have derailed it. HA.

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

This message was edited by Kevin on 2-13-05 @ 5:05 PM

[torker]

I'm kinda proud of my girl, this weekend she got 3 of my fingers in BOTH holes, WITH a set of beads already in her shitpipe. I'm in love.


I don't know if that sounds like love, but it sure does smell like it.
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[FUNKMAN]

Funk, you may be kidding


not this time...

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[torker]

I'm going to print out Funkman's posts in this thread and give them as my gift.



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[angrymissy]

Why would a guy ever get her chick a dildo? Thats retarded. What you want her not to be horny beacuse she uses it insted of calling you? Moron.



Do you never jerk off? Girls like to masturbate too you know. What a childish response. You're like girls who tell their boyfriends they're not allowed to watch porno or jerk off.

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[FUNKMAN]

instead of her using the dildo while you're applying anal you can have another dude join in but then you have to deal with your cocks rubbing together due to that thin lining between the vagina and anus wall

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[torker]

Do you never jerk off? Girls like to masturbate too you know. What a childish response. You're like girls who tell their boyfriends they're not allowed to watch porno or jerk off.


assplay. what about the assplay?

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[Kevin]

i am not saying a girl should not have a dildo. i just do not think a dude should buy one. Its not our job. besides. I do not care what girls do with themselves when im not around. Just like girls should not care how and when we jerk off. its not any of our business. guys should buy their own porn and girls should buy their own dildo. call me whatever you want thats my opinion.

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

This message was edited by Kevin on 2-13-05 @ 6:01 PM

[Iamnotatool]

Nothing wrong with your opinion.

However, I don't share it. I love having my girl play for me. Just laying on the bed, fucking herself as if I wasn't even there. She loves to watch me as well. Eventually, we help each other.

You watch a girl fuck herself and you will be better prepared to fuck her properly. Just my opinion.

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[Iamnotatool]

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Happy Valentine's day y'all!! It's a day where MILLIONS of people will be cheating on their spouses/significant others. They will also be overspending on stuff they can get at half the price and twice the value ANY OTHER TIME OF THE YEAR!!

Enjoy!!

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This message was edited by Iamnotatool on 2-14-05 @ 2:07 PM

[Jennitalia]

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[ChildofFez]

what i did for my chick was since she plays acoustic guitar but has no case for it I bought her a case for the guitar and laid it on my bed and filled it with rose pedals and put rose pedals all over my room and on the bed and lit candles all over...i think that works good espcially with the rain

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[DJEvelEd]

There was one Valentines Day last century where my entire band railed this cute chick. We poured beer in her belly button and drank it. I got head while the drummer banged her. Guitar and Bass on the titties. A Valentines Day to remember!!!


you have to deal with your cocks rubbing together due to that thin lining between the vagina and anus wall

They should invent a hole that shits AND pisses. Can we just evolve to this already???

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[Death Metal Moe]

They should invent a hole that shits AND pisses. Can we just evolve to this already???


We evolved away from that. I think Birds still do that, don't they?

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[Hottub]

Getting back on track...


What did he/she get you for Valentine's Day??

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[Jennitalia]

I got a cute li'l stuffed puppy dog and some chocolate


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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[DJEvelEd]

We evolved away from that. I think Birds still do that, don't they?


Not to derail this Valentines Day thread further but I really long for days of yore when we shitted from our pissholes and pissed from our shitholes.

Sorry, go on about your cute little puppy...

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[FUNKMAN]

all my wife wanted was a card... i got the card. it was kind've cute with a little teddy bear couple doing neat stuff together and then when you open it all you see is the female bears leg hanging outside the woodchipper...

just kidding: i think they're sitting on a bench smooching

i also got what i thought were a dozen roses. i went to the florist and said i want a dozen, 6 in one vase, 3 in another vase, and 3 in another vase. 6 for my wife and 3 for each of my daughters.
they told me to come back in a half-hour

i went next door to the luncheonette had soup and a sandwich and then went back

the three vases were on the counter and i waited in line to pay for them. then i paid. Got home and when i put the kids vases in their rooms i noticed there were only two roses.

so i called the florist and talked to the guy who cashed me out. he confirmed i only got charged for the 10 roses. I was dissappointed and would have liked it to have been three each but i had to head off to work.

i gave the girls a big hug and kiss and took off. tonight when i get home from work me and wife will start doing the wild thing for like 5 or 6 hou 'um' i mean minutes and have to call out the next day due to exhaustion



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[LiquidCourage]

Nobody loves me, so I'll go with nothing.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I got an e-card!











That's alls I gots! :)

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[Iamnotatool]

what i did for my chick was since she plays acoustic guitar but has no case for it I bought her a case for the guitar and laid it on my bed and filled it with rose pedals and put rose pedals all over my room and on the bed and lit candles all over...i think that works good espcially with the rain


See, that's a fucking awesome thing to do for your girl, awesome, but you should do it on January 14th, or March 29th or whatever. You'd save tons on the roses, and she'd be even more shocked.

Bravo for your thoughtful gift though sir, I'da put out for you.

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Someone else got absolutely nothing. Not even a card.





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[Iamnotatool]

Some Valentine's ideas for next year, some not safe for work, but most are. (http://www.newsextoys.com/images/)

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[A.J.]

A female, work-related acquaintence gave me these nifty
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[Justice4all]

You're like girls who tell their boyfriends they're not allowed to watch porno or jerk off.




There are women out there like that?
Shit keep em away from me then!

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[TheRealEddie]

We bought each other Elvis Costello (with the Imposters) tickets at the Beacon.

Awesome show.

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[Hottub]

What about this year?
I'm stumped.

[~Katja~]

nothing, it's overrated!

[disneyspy]

nothing, it's overrated!

i agree,katjafest is better

[A.J.]

One of the great things about being single is that for me, this is just another ordinary day.

[Marc with a c]

One of the great things about being single is that for me, this is just another ordinary day.

those love coupons didn't work out huh?

[A.J.]

those love coupons didn't work out huh?

They expired.

[Furtherman]

One of the great things about being single is that for me, this is just another ordinary day.

Yep.

[~Katja~]

One of the great things about being single is that for me, this is just another ordinary day.
don't have to be single to make it an ordinary day

[A.J.]

don't have to be single to make it an ordinary day

I wish my ex-girlfriends knew that.

[razorboy]

I'm getting myself a new truck.