The WWE Movie Parodies

[Tenbatsuzen]

Between the first three movie parodies and the Royal Rumble promo, whoever is working in creative in the WWE deserves a huge raise. They're AWESOME.

I mean, the look on Benoit's face during the "Basic Instinct" promo was BRILLIANT.

FOCUS: Create your own WWE movie parody.

I have several:

SEVEN: Featuring UT, Kane, and Gene Snitsky.

Gene: "So I took a present from here, Kane."

UT: "EVERYONE STAY BACK! GENE SNITSKY HAS THE UPPER HAND!!"

Gene: "Her pretty... little... head."

Kane: Ah. Oh jeez! Ah! Ah! Oh man.

Raiders of the Lost Ark:

DAVE takes the WWE title from the altar, only to be chased by a giant HHH head boulder.

Fight Club:

Vince and HHH are the same person. It puts a whole new spin on the "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school" line.



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[fluffernutter]

Great to be able to go and watch the trailers online at the WWE site but the fucking advertisements for Champion, some lame ass role play looking shit that they pretty much force me to watch is about as bad as having to look at Stacy Keibler open her legs.

The Basic Instinct one is pretty good though until the Mae and moolah at the end. The attempt comedy kills it. Pretty good on the HHH Braveheart and I have yet to watch the other one.

Actually better than the recent wrestling product I have seen. if as much time was put into these as is the storylines, I may not forget every Monday that wrestling is on.

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I hate you. Go away!

[Kevin]

The Eugene ones as everything that he does is AWFUL. Trips awful accent and Flair made the brave heart one. And the basic Instinct one was great. That look by Beniot was classic.

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

[Fallon]

Christian is the man.

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[Kevin]

Yea he was pretty funny in it too.

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

[Iamnotatool]

lame ass role play looking shit that they pretty much force me to watch is about as bad as having to look at Stacy Keibler open her legs.


FAG

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[synthfiend]

The Eugene ones as everything that he does is AWFUL.
Dude can't you see the sheer brilliance in a retard accidentally knocking the shit out of an old lady?

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[Kevin]

It would of been good if anyone but Dismore did it.

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[Freebird]

I disagree. He did a good job doing Eugene as Forrest Gump. It suited the character he plays. It probably could have been written a bit better, because Regal can be absolute gold in promos.

HHH as braveheart was done well. Flair makes that skit a scream, playing right into his current character. I like the whole "Mel Gibson's got nothing on you, champ. WOOOOOO!!!"

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[Kevin]

They just showed a Pulp Fiction one with Eddie and Booker. Pretty decent.

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[Fallon]

Do you know what they call WrestleMania in France?

WrestleMania.

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[Hosp]

I can't wait for the DVD to come out as long as all of these end up on it.

Are they going to do a new one every week?

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[Kevin]

I think so Hosp. Every Week untill WM

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[Kevin]

Angle Christy When Harry Met Sally.... Fucking histerical!!!

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[Hosp]

The Weakest one has been the Undertaker/Dirty Harry one.

All of the other's are great.

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[Kevin]

Yea Dirty Taker was awful.

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[NickyL0885]

I loved the Eugene one. Hilarious. Also, the Braveheart one with HHH. Although, HHH can't could not get the voice down. I hated the Pulp Fiction one. Booker's "Sucka" thing is quite annoying now. Good at first but now bad.

[Hosp]

I forgot about the JBL/Cena one, that one was pretty bad too. The ones that took themselves completely serious are weak, the ones with a sense of humor are great.

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[AngelofLight]

I really have to disagree with you about the Undertaker one. At least you saw a degree of acting that surpassed what the others attempted to do.

He has my vote as the best one out there.
And I don't care what you say.

UNDERTAKER RULES!!!

REST IN PEACE!

[Hosp]

UNDERTAKER RULES!!!

REST IN PEACE!


AoL, I'd just have to think that your opinion is a little bit biased.

And it's him in a sport coat holding a gun instead of him dressed in black holding most of the locker room back.

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[Freebird]

I've got to say the Cena/JBL one was the best so far. It stayed almost exactly to the dialogue in the original scene from the movie and yet wove in the ongoing wrestling story almost perfectly. And it's probably one of Bradshaw's best performances since becoming the 2nd rate million dollar man.

Angle/Christy was hilarious, if for nothing else than Angle dressed as Billy Crystal. He can be hilarious when he's given the opportunity.

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[thefngame]

the one with kurt and hemme was great with her yelling and screaming and kurt was like olympic slam 4 or 5 times and tap out and when he said who's ur daddy i was tapping out my self

going to wwe now to watch them all now

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[Kevin]

You talking to me?

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[Fallon]

That was pretty funny. Don't know why they had to throw Cole in there though. He almost ruined it.

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[Kevin]

Yea he really almost did.

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[Hosp]

Now I want to see Vince in "The Godfather" as the open to Wrestlemania.

"You come to me today, on the day of Wrestlemania, looking for a favor"

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[SpicyMcHaggis]

I think Big Show is hilarious when he does comedy. I mean it reminds me of when he stole the show back when the Rock hosted SNL for the first time.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

I think Big Show is hilarious when he does comedy. I mean it reminds me of when he stole the show back when the Rock hosted SNL for the first time.


One word: Showster.



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[Tenbatsuzen]

Now I want to see Vince in "The Godfather" as the open to Wrestlemania.

"You come to me today, on the day of Wrestlemania, looking for a favor"

The past few wrestlemania opens have always been something special. Last year had the three generations of McMahons + the new NYC skyline with Freedom Tower. That was very cool.



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[King Imp]

I think this latest Taxi Driver promo is one of, if not the best one.

I found Candice Michelle's part to be the best, solely for the addition of what she did in the GoDaddy.com commercial. That was funny.

[SpicyMcHaggis]

Then they followed it with the line, "Please see me after the shoot." Great writing.

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[Hosp]

Matt, I know, but I'm saying before the traditional opening, it would just be a nice little tie in.

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[Silly Puddy]

Since I don't feel like working right now, and with WWE saying they'll be having their own Awards for these trailers, here are my votes:

Best Trailer

1. Basic Instinct - "How about Sado-masochistic activity? Just asking."

2. A Few Good Men - I thought this had the best overall acting, especially JBL.

3. Braveheart - Flair + HHH on an ass = Comedy GOLD.

4. When Harry Met Sally - "Tap" Tap" Tap". Even Linda Mac was funny.

5. Taxi Driver - "Lose the apple." "That's not cool". I love CCC.

6. Forrest Gump - Only for Regal.

7. Pulp Fiction - Eh, though Booker was OK.

8. Dirty Harry - This one sucked.


Best Actor

1. Christian, "Basic Instinct" - I could watch this all day just for his facials and delivery.

2. JBL, "A Few Good Men" - He shouldn't be champ, but he was awesome in this.

3. Flair, "Braveheart" - Hysterical.

4. Angle, "When Harry Met Sally"

5. Cena, "A Few Good Men" - Actually held his own with JBL.


Best Actress

1. Christy, "When Harry Met Sally" - she can fake it with me anytime.

2. Stacy, "Basic Instinct" - mainly because she had the most lines.

3. Linda McMahon

4. Candace Michelle - well, she is really hot.

[YoungJersey]

they're gonna show a new one during WM w/austin as Maximus from Gladiator

"Your Referee is a Dirty Old Man who made a pass at me backstage!"

[shamus mcfitzy]

<P>haha, this voting is so stupid. For some reason Undertaker is leading the male performance category (it is just him, HHH, Bradshaw, and Eugene though) and the Taxi Driver Trailer is winning Best Trailer by a landslide almost 41% to almost 13% for the Basic Instinct one. I don't know who is actually voting in these two categories but they seem to hate themselves.</P>
<P>Best On Screen Tag Team is knotted up between 3 with just 1% separating Flair and the donkey, Cena and JBL, and Booker and Eddie with Christy and Angle trailing 4th. Favorite Female performance is 48-44-7 Stacy-Christy-Candice, Most Promising Movie Star has Cena leading with 45% over Batista (26%) Stacy (21%) and Angle (8%), and Favorite Punchline has Christian's last line leading Linda Mac's and Regal's 43-28-29. </P>
<P>Then theres categories like Best Hair, the best "You talkin' to me", and a choice of 4 "NC-17 Most Shocking Moments" that are neither shocking nor funny/entertaining/worth film. I'm goin to sleep, and these categories aint worth typing.</P>

[Kevin]

New Gladiator One with Stone Cold... Did not like it very much

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[walking joint]

i really don't like anything with Stone Cold that much.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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[JustJon]

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