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Snoogans
02-15-2005, 07:53 AM
We got ourselves the new Deion Sanders' HotDog Express (http://www.thpsales.com/store/viewItem.asp?idProduct=1024&idAffiliate=2&campaign=overture&OVRAW=deion%20sanders%20hot%20dog&OVKEY=deion%20sanders%20hot%20dog&OVMTC=standard)

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Snoogans
02-15-2005, 07:53 AM
http://www.thpsales.com/store/catalog/Deion400x266.jpg

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mikeyboy
02-15-2005, 07:54 AM
$60 to cook the occasional hot dog? Nah.

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JamMaster
02-15-2005, 07:56 AM
All I have to say is OMFG

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Snoogans
02-15-2005, 07:57 AM
apparently you can take the rollers out and cook burgers and steaks and what not like a skillet type thing
http://www.thpsales.com/store/catalog/hotdog-Hamburger.jpg

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Crippler
02-15-2005, 08:00 AM
Did anyone actually watch the video through to the end...what's the punchline? Is it a Pespi commercial in disguise or something...bacause this HAS TO BE A JOKE!

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Snoogans
02-15-2005, 08:02 AM
i just added it to cart and calculated tax, you can, indeed, buy the Deion Sanders Hot Dog Express

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Crippler
02-15-2005, 08:19 AM
That is so very sad.

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FUNKMAN
02-15-2005, 09:03 AM
if they throw in the gold chain, maybe

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kevcala
02-15-2005, 09:15 AM
i just added it to cart and calculated tax, you can, indeed, buy the Deion Sanders Hot Dog Express

I'll believe it when I see a picture of you with it in one hand and that days USA Today in the other.

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booster11373
02-15-2005, 09:20 AM
didnt he make alot of money, theres no way he has to do this, maybe he just loves hotdogs

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Kevin
02-15-2005, 09:23 AM
Funny shit.

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TheMojoPin
02-15-2005, 09:23 AM
DEION SANDERS MAKES A DAMN GOOD HOT DOG!!!

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DarkHippie
02-15-2005, 09:38 AM
But it won't save you any money on your car insurance

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Bulldogcakes
02-15-2005, 03:13 PM
Nice try Deion. The reason The Foreman grills sold millions is everybody LOVES big George.
I dont know anyone (besides Snoogans I guess) that loves Deion enough to buy one of these.
http://www.chron.com/content/chronicle/special/00/talltx/foreman.jpg
"Knock out the fat with the Goerge Foreman grill!!"

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Hottub
02-15-2005, 03:15 PM
For Valentine's Day, yesterday, I gave the wife a ride on the Hotdog Express!!!
( skinless, and bigger than the bun!!)

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02-15-2005, 03:21 PM
Whos going to be drawn to a black man selling brown tubular meat heaters that heat brown tubular meat that you put into your mouth?

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Snoogans
02-15-2005, 03:31 PM
I DIDNT FUCKIN BUY IT

i just did that to see if it was for sale. but i am considering it, and yes i love Deion

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FUNKMAN
02-15-2005, 03:40 PM
no surprise, he was a hotdog on the field

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Bulldogcakes
02-15-2005, 03:47 PM
no surprise, he was a hotdog on the field

Hoooooahhhh!!!

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FUNKMAN
02-15-2005, 04:05 PM
he used to be an commentator but i guess he couldn't 'cut the mustard'

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torker
02-15-2005, 04:44 PM
And don't be stingy with the mustard!

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DJEvelEd
02-15-2005, 04:45 PM
I only buy food stuff from fat people. They seem to know what's up. Deion needs to put on a few pounds before he can convince me he knows bad food!

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FUNKMAN
02-15-2005, 05:09 PM
if you go by Deion's big smile you have to figure that this is a job that anyone can relish

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Kevin
02-15-2005, 06:02 PM
if you go by Deion's big smile you have to figure that this is a job that anyone can relish


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Evilpete
02-15-2005, 06:44 PM
1. Quotes from Sanders about the product:
"I hope hot dogs are ready for PRIMETIME, baby!!!"

2. When asked why he would put his name on the product, Sanders jept singing "must be the Money!!!"

that's all the jokes I got people!!!!




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A.J.
02-15-2005, 11:32 PM
the Hot Dog Express gives you a juicy, hotdog that pops in your mouth in just minutes.


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Snoogans
03-31-2005, 12:24 PM
alright i have a confession. though i have yet to buy this, i have in fact used it, cause i convinced another friend of mine to buy it. all i have to say is i now plan to buy one. i made a bunch of kilbasa and what not, and we cooked steaks on it, and they were all pretty fuckin good

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FMJeff
03-31-2005, 12:27 PM
<FIELDSET style="WIDTH: 450px"><LEGEND><FONT color=#3175bd size=2><STRONG>QUOTE</STRONG><BR></FONT></LEGEND>Nice try Deion. The reason The Foreman grills sold millions is everybody LOVES big George. <BR>I dont know anyone (besides Snoogans I guess) that loves Deion enough to buy one of these. <BR><IMG src="http://www.chron.com/content/chronicle/special/00/talltx/foreman.jpg" border=0> <BR>"Knock out the fat with the Goerge Foreman grill!!"&nbsp;<BR><BR><BR>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 2-15-05 @ 7:14 PM</FIELDSET>
<P>Umm, i bought the foreman grill b/c its a good design and it cooks food fast, i could give a shit about george foreman..</P>

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Snoogans
03-31-2005, 12:30 PM
and i bet you love deion right jeff
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<br>goddamn right, EVERYBODY BUY A HOT DOG EXPRESS
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<br>and everybody love deion
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mikeyboy
03-31-2005, 12:34 PM
<P>Ugh.</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/thenetwork/news/2000/09/01/page_one_redskins_defense/t1_deion_all-01.jpg

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Snoogans
03-31-2005, 12:44 PM
hey im a Giants fan, and he killed us for years, and i still loved him as a player. plus baseball, and that brilliantly awful music career.

PRIMETIME baby, everyone who loved football had to love deion. best cover corner ever

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